Dirty pen pal

[mr_rippley]

A naughty pen pal for email and maybe texts- that's what I'm looking for, and that's what I am.

I'm not interested in complicating your life or stalking you (much). I just want to brighten your day.

 

[mr_rippley]

- or darken your day. Whatever you're into ha ha.

 

[Nerdygirl101792]

So how does this work ???

 

[mr_rippley]

So how does this work ???

I'll PM you and we can get to know each other a little first.

 

[Mockingjay]

Hope you find what you're looking for.

 

[Likes_Them_Kinky]

So how does this work ???

Oh thats easy....

You send a naughty message to someone you don't know.

They send a naughty message back to you.

Before you can reply back to the naughty message you get another naughty message from the same person saying.... "was it as good for you as it was for me"

Then you know it's a male messaging you and he has pre ejaculation issues

 

[mr_rippley]

Hope you find what you're looking for.

That's the hope, anyway.

 

[mr_rippley]

Oh thats easy....

You send a naughty message to someone you don't know.

They send a naughty message back to you.

Before you can reply back to the naughty message you get another naughty message from the same person saying.... "was it as good for you as it was for me"

Then you know it's a male messaging you and he has pre ejaculation issues

Them: "Ooh baby. Ooh baby."
(user is disconnected)
You: Um... hello?

 

[Shin_Su_eun]

Oh thats easy....

You send a naughty message to someone you don't know.

They send a naughty message back to you.

Before you can reply back to the naughty message you get another naughty message from the same person saying.... "was it as good for you as it was for me"

Then you know it's a male messaging you and he has pre ejaculation issues

That sounds rather depressing

 

[mr_rippley]

That sounds rather depressing

A rather clinical description, I suppose.

 

[BellaBestia]

*le sigh*
I was hoping for another anachronistic writer of letters, long thoughtful dirty-word filled and salacious, highly anticipated and treasured letters...on paper, in slightly scented envelopes...in delicious cursive handwriting.
I think I was born in the wrong era

but yes yay for sexy emails whoot! hope you get lotsa.

 

[mr_rippley]

I love it. You sigh like Pepe Le Pew.

Le sigh.

Then when I am running after my love- who turns out just to be a cat with a stripe of fresh white paint (how was I to know?) - I pant like this: Le pant! Le pant!

 

[mr_rippley]

A good firm bump for the weekend.

 

[Shin_Su_eun]

A Saturday bump for you and hoping that you're busy with a dirty pen pal right about now

 

[mr_rippley]

A Saturday bump for you and hoping that you're busy with a dirty pen pal right about now

Thanks!

 

[mr_rippley]

It's been a while - I'm looking for a curvy lady for erotic adventures and general conversation.

 

[mr_rippley]

Merry Christmas!

 

[mr_rippley]

Happy new year, pen pals!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Mr. R!! Does this mean you will continue posting your stories as well? I hope so, I enjoyed your thread. Happy New Year.

 

[mr_rippley]

Mr. R!! Does this mean you will continue posting your stories as well? I hope so, I enjoyed your thread. Happy New Year.

I received a request for a kinky "forced feminization" story, and I wrote that up last week. It's aimed at a very specific audience, one person actually. I like writing erotica most when it's based on one specific person.

 

[mr_rippley]

Everybody could use a dirty pen pal

 

[mr_rippley]

Looking for a pen pal for a bit of adventure.

 

[mr_rippley]

Bumping because it's been a while. Dirty pen pal and/or chat partner wanted.

 

[mr_rippley]

Bumping because it's been a while. Dirty pen pal and/or chat partner wanted.

Bump after almost a year. Looking for a dirty pen pal.

 

[Naughty_Penpal]

There's certainly nothing wrong with a naughty penpal