dirt dog....

[unclej]

is there a bigger dirt dog on tv than pat "can we have an A vanna and by the way show us your whites" sayjack...i know that's probably not how you spell it but that's not the point....huggin', patn', squeezn' and just plain lookin' down the old front of the dress while tryin' to look like he's doing something else...and the fucker gets paid for it...i'm jealous...i may actually be just a little depressed about it...i can do all of those things...i do do most of those things...i don't get paid for it..*****'s just not fuckin' fair....ok, i'm gonna get another beer...and maybe another pork chop..

 

[Starblayde]

Um.... say what?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Mine. He's a 68 pound dalmatian and he's been rolling around in the recently tilled yard. He just jumped on the bed.

Muffie is pissed.

 

[unclej]

he's the host of wheel of fortune, a tv game show starblayde and he's a big ole perv but you could probably never prove it 'cause he pretty slick but i guess you really have to admire someone that gets paid a bazillion dollars a year for trying unsucessfully to be funny and getting dirt shots all night....and the third pork chop was great...

 

[Starblayde]

he's the host of wheel of fortune, a tv game show starblayde

We're so cosmopolitan, we have Wheel of Fortune over here too But bad comics present our version... the spinny-roundy-letter girls are always super slim with no cleavage