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Tallulah82
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He is just your typical bloke with potentially good looks (based on the evidence of chin photos), potential sexual prowess (based on his apparent popularity with the women on his thread) and a dick like a bottle apparently 
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Dionsysus has recently appointed me to seek out an intern to work under him *ahem*. Please click here for more background information on Dionysus and his Empire.
Unlike the applicants for multitudes of women, this position is open only to one person.
Job Specification:
- To write and distribute mandates as dictated by Dio himself.
- To carry out any other perfunctory tasks as seen fit by Dio himself.
Essential Candidate Criteria (aka acceptable level of “hotness”):
- To be human.
- To be alive.
- To have “functioning nethers”.
- To have an above-average libido.
Preferred Candidate Criteria:
- To not be offended if and when Dio shows an interest in cats and their tits.
- To be efficient and eager, very eager.
- To be able to hold one’s own in the presence of the most awesome hottie God ever to grace Lit.
Specific Perks of the Role:
- Repeated sexual exploits with Dio himself (frequency is negotiable depending on the anti-violation of worker’s rights contract you will sign).
- (Unofficially: the opportunity to occasionally steal his God pants and sell them on Ebay for obscene amounts of money to make up for the lack of monetary payment within this role).
If you are interested, please click DIO IS A GOD to be referred directly to Himself.
. Dionsysus has recently appointed me to seek out an intern to work under him *ahem*. Please click here for more background information on Dionysus and his Empire.
Unlike the applicants for multitudes of women, this position is open only to one person.
Job Specification:
- To write and distribute mandates as dictated by Dio himself.
- To carry out any other perfunctory tasks as seen fit by Dio himself.
Essential Candidate Criteria (aka acceptable level of “hotness”):
- To be human.
- To be alive.
- To have “functioning nethers”.
- To have an above-average libido.
Preferred Candidate Criteria:
- To not be offended if and when Dio shows an interest in cats and their tits.
- To be efficient and eager, very eager.
- To be able to hold one’s own in the presence of the most awesome hottie God ever to grace Lit.
Specific Perks of the Role:
- Repeated sexual exploits with Dio himself (frequency is negotiable depending on the anti-violation of worker’s rights contract you will sign).
- (Unofficially: the opportunity to occasionally steal his God pants and sell them on Ebay for obscene amounts of money to make up for the lack of monetary payment within this role).
If you are interested, please click DIO IS A GOD to be referred directly to Himself.
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