Dimes: Stealing from Modest Mouse

[CelestialBody]

 

[Starblayde]

*sigh* I hate it that most of y'all are in the US.... there's like 4 people I can phone... and one of them is p_p_man for crying out loud!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[April]

What am I? Chopped liver?

Hmph.

 

[Guest]

 

[Kalyn]

pyscho CB.
you are in idiot for asking their numbers.
sad sad.
you must be bery lonely.
these are pedophile pontaic dealers.
personally id have nothing to do with them. except maybe if i could kill them i would.

Your Mama's a Pontiac dealer.

 

[Rubyfruit]

CB, I'd love to!

Can I take you up on it in about an hour?

 

[cymbidia]

Hey CB, i gotta go pick up the big girl and deliver a dog kennel to the dog's new owner, but if you're still wanting calls when i get back, well... let's talk!

 

[Guest]

 

[TN_Vixen]

pyscho CB.
you are in idiot for asking their numbers.
sad sad.
you must be bery lonely.
these are pedophile pontaic dealers.
personally id have nothing to do with them. except maybe if i could kill them i would.

HEY! How did you know I was a PPD?

 

[Guest]

Hi Fat CB here. Still unsuccessfull in getting a man. Even the ugly ones run away from me. I am so hungry. Today I ate many tasty puris and paneer. I began to get diarrhea and my pants became wet and brown. My male colleages began to throw up. I couldn't help it when I farted rather loudly and chunks of s-hit flew out of my butthole and splattered all over everyones' shirt. I don't understand why everybody ran away? What is wrong in passing a little gas? A few hours later, I stole a few snacks from a male sitting near me. Then I snatched the food his children were eating. What is wrong in doing that? I am a hungry woman. I cannot understand why men cannot handle my sexy self. Can anyone explain what I may be doing wrong?

 

[Guest]

 

[alexandraaah]

yayati--pm me your number, baby. Let's talk.

 

[TN_Vixen]

it's really not that difficult to say "shit" say it with me..

Shit
SHit
SHIt
SHIT

see?

 

[Guest]

hi. lobotmy-yayati. i'm Ndn, and i hate allpakis, goras, blacks, chinese, japans, amers, abcd's. i hate everyone. why you ask? bcuz, my father lokked me up in a closet when i was a tyke. sad u say? yes, and now i am retarded. i may be making alittle sense here, but trust me, im an idiot. i pee in my pants in the winter to keep warm when i am outside.bcuz thats all i wear out in the snow.why you ask? bcuz i'm retarded, can't u figure that out?

when i was yung my dad acksidently stuck a gardin hoe inmy brain.he give me a home lobotimy.it hurt.i was normal before, but i'm fukked uop now.i resent things.the teacher told mehow to spill resent. ilook it up. i look at pussy of wome. in mmagazine. it's scary sort of.

I smell like urine most of the time, but its ok.iwork cleaning the urinals of rich goras.that is my job. a good job for a retard like me. i eat urinal cakes and masturbait with cleaning agents.my penis don't feel so good.

I hate blacks and others.did i say it already? im retard, so i not remeber. i drool a lot. I lik mcdonald gora food. No curry for me,it stinks. the blacks make fun of me.i can't play baskitball.too short and no game.they kick me and call me raghedd. i resent them and there big bootywomen.they beatme up for milkmoney.they sukk.

the otherslikechinese are smart.i amnot. I resent them. I love asian girl.she fuukysukkylong time, but notme. I'm virgin. I try to fuck amers, but they reject me. I spit in their mens urinals to teach them. someday i'll be cool.but maybe not. i like ice cream, but not from goras.only ndn ice cream.it's hard to find.

hheeeeeee.

 

[Guru]

 

[modest mouse]

I just got home and must take pleasure in a hot shower but seeing as my name is attached to this thing... let me know if you have time later and I'll send along my digits.

 

[lilminx]

personally id have nothing to do with them. except maybe if i could kill them i would.

Uh oh, is that a death threat? Where's REDWAVE?!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[bluntforcemama]

What am I? Chopped liver?

I was thinking the same thing! No one calls me! Well, except for cym, Dilly, Chef, CH, Desert Amazon, and.... I know I'm forgetting one.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Rubyfruit]

May I reserve 11 am PST today, CB?

Number's on its way.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Rubyfruit]

CB is a delight on the phone. Sweet, open, interesting and opinionated.

Thanks doll - we'll have to do that again sometime.

 

[CelestialBody]