Dilly's Harem

I laugh at his claims

:p
 
Don't know much about typin'
That's why I got this song
One of my hands is shorter than the other
'N' both my arm's too long
'Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural keyboard skills
But I go typin' every night
Hopin' one day I might get it right
I'm a typin' fool, I'm a
Typin' fool
I see Literotica; I jump outa my seat,
But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a
Typin' fool, I'm a
Typin' fool
 
Re: I laugh at his claims

Siren said:
I post on him
I post around him
I post at him
:p

Yeah... but babe... I have a POST like you never seen.
 
lavender said:
Someone bring out the props. I've got the grapes and the peacock feathers.

Now, lay down and rest your back Dillinger. Let us tease and please.

Where the fuck are you anyway? ;)

Right here... where else?
 
Let me be the judge of that Dilly WOOD

:p
 
Re: Let me be the judge of that Dilly WOOD

Siren said:



Lets see if I can swing on it like a dance pole.:eek: :eek:

Lying on my back... go for it, hotstuff.
 
Yep, Lavy knows what I like

:p
 
lavender said:


When did I ever say this was going to be all talk?

You are free to play with us all! Or to watch us play for you. Right Siren? ;)

And damn Mistress, why a bath right now. We need you around.

Actually I got to be at work early in the morning :( Then I have to pack for my trip, so I got to get to bed early. :(
Sorry Sweet Cakes.
 
I know - I'm being a smartass...

This is where I can get awkward... *lol*

I don't know whether to be modest or jump in and go for it... but I am VERY flattered.
 
Flattered is a poor word...

Me... at a loss for words... *lol*

I cannot imagine a fantasy better than what's being offered here.
 
Ok lets get those tub jets going

:p
 
Siren and Lavy... oh my...

I am... uh... speechless...

but OH SO HARD.
 
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