Dillinger & Lavy

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

The thousand-foot snow dragon
Sails down from the sky,
Lighting the glazed ravine.
Should it appear in summer,
Toss your silk-gauze gown!

Zetsuzo, 13th century

*looking around my new home...*

Hi there lavy... I'm looking forward to it... *smile*

 

[Dillinger]

*sigh* - my new owner is no where in sight...

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

You sound like a little puppy whose owner has gone to work leaving it all alone in the house. I'm not sure being possessed by someone really fits with your character. I'm not sure owning someone truly fits with mine.

No being owned doesn't really fit with my character but I'll do my best.. though maybe after this I get to own YOU for a week? *weg*

So, let's not consider me your owner. I'll just consider you my prize. And you can consider me, uhm, a benefactor or something a bit less than an owner.

That will work... but I still want to OWN you sometime... *grin*

Now where do we begin?

At the beginning, of course... *lol*

Begin the Beguine
Cole Porter

When they begin the beguine
It brings back the sound of music so tender,
It brings back a night of tropical splendor,
It brings back a memory ever green.

I’m with you once more under the stars,
And down by the shore an orchestra’s playing
And even the palms seem to be swaying
When they begin the beguine.

To live it again is past all endeavor,
Except when that tune clutches my heart,
And there we are, swearing to love forever,
And promising never, never to part.

What moments divine, what rapture serene,
Till clouds came along to disperse the joys we had tasted,
And now when I hear people curse the chance that was wasted,
I know but too well what they mean;

So don’t let them begin the beguine
Let the love that was once a fire remain an ember;
Let it sleep like the dead desire I only remember
When they begin the beguine.

Oh yes, let them begin the beguine, make them play
Till the stars that were there before return above you,
Till you whisper to me once more,
Darling, I love you!
And we suddenly know What heaven we’re in,
When they begin the beguine

Over the top, you think? *lol*

I've thought about so many things. I thought about making this a thread where we turned famous commercials into sexual innuendos. I thought about turning philosophical quotes into recitations on sex. Hmmm, why does sex seem to be a common theme here?

Uh - because its a porn site?

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

You just want to own me so you can tie me up in that margarita velvet room and vigorously rid me of my dominating tendencies. At least you're not afraid to admit it.

Yes I do want to own you... and control you... I admit it... oh yes...

And maybe you can, you'll just have to promise to be gentle, at least for the first 24 hours. After that, anything is game.

I love your attitude!

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, Goddess knows,
Anything goes.
Good erotic authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Writing prose.
Anything goes.
If driving fast cars you like, (while getting a blowjob)
If dive bars you like, (while getting gangbanged)
If old hymns you like, (fucking in a church)
If bare limbs you like, (sexy naked skin)
If Mae West you like, (rather have lavender)
Or me undressed you like, (DAMN STRAIGHT!)
Why, nobody will oppose. (Fuck 'em if they do)
When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-
Truding in nudist orgies in
Literotica threads.
Anything goes.

If Gnufi Poppets can with great conviction
Instruct Lavender in dicktion,
Then lavender shows
Anything goes. (ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING)
When you hear that lavender rising up
Riding Dill's COCK down and up-
Passionate throes,
Anything goes.
Just think of those fucks you'll get
And those sucks you'll get
And those licks you'll give
To that dick I've got
And those pleasures you'll get
(If any desire you've got)
From my long flexible tongue
So your pussy with all its trimmin's,
Can shiver on a bed from Simmons
'Cause I sure knows
Anything goes.

 

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

Never mind changing composers

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Never mind changing composers

God, there is so much we can do with Cole Porter. The possibilities are truly endless. Now, I'm going off to create something.

Cole Porter lyrics can lend themselves quite well to infinite variety and possibilities... All ultimately leading you you and I naked and screwing our brains out, of course.

When Dilly comes in an takes me for a spin,
oo la la la, c'est magnifique

When lavy takes me in, her mind in a spin
oo la la la, c'est magnifique

But when one day, he takes the penis of Gnufi away
Oo la la la, it is so tragique.

Just ask the right way, and its yours for another day
Oo la la la, its so perfeque

And when once more he whispers "Je t'adore"
Oo la la la c'est magnifique

J'adore votre chat serré et humide - votre corps tellement chaud de l'cOh - vos mésanges parfaites - votre sourire délicieux.

But fuck all these stupid songs, there's a better one.

Forget the songs - can we just fuck?

We're all alone (in this thread);
Just you and I, in bed
No chaperone can get our number (well the voyeurs can watch)
No one to encumber
The world's in slumber
We'll outnumber
Let's misbehave (pretty please?)
I crave your heat wave. (Fuck yes! Don't tease.)

There's something wild about you, child
Cause you I've beguiled
That's so contagious
Consider it adventageous
Let's be outrageous;
Very courageous!
let's misbehave
Will YOU be MY slave?

When Adam won Eve's hand,
There wasn't much demand
he wouldn't stand for teasin' (hope you don't mind it)
And she wanted pleasin' (I love it!)
He didn't care about those apples out of season.[/i
With good reason
They say the spring means
Tight, tight jeans...
just one thing to little horny birds
So... in other words...
We're not above birds;
I'll take seconds, and thirds...
Let's misbehave.
Like a tidal wave...

Hell we can even play doctor with Cole Porter songs.

And other songs...

A hot summer night, fell like a net
I've gotta find my lavy yet
I need you to soothe my head
Take my huge cock to bed

Doctor, doctor give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin' you

...

I know you like it, you like it on top
Tell me momma are you gonna stop?

Doctor, doctor give me the news
I've got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I've got a bad case of lovin' you

Do, do that Dilly voodoo that you do so well.

I'll do somethin' to you
Somethin' that'll simply mystify you
Tell me, why shouldn't I do
The power to hypnotize you?

Come, live 'neath my spell
I'll do that voodoo for you so well

'cause I'll do somethin' to you
Nobody else can do

Come live 'neath myspell
I'll do the voodoo for you so well

'cause I'll do somethin' to you
Nobody else can do

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Will begging on my knees work?

Can't hurt... I can think of lots of things you can do on your knees, in fact... you might wish to purchase some kneepads.

Mon chat humide serré adore le sentiment de l'emballage autour de votre pénis dur énorme pendant que vous m'appelez votre whore.

Mon énorme monstre de palpitation dur énorme d'un robinet est mort juste pour découvrir comment serré votre bonbon derrière peut être et savoir comme ce qu'il se sent pour être enterré toute la voie vers le haut de votre âne chaud...

All good things come to those who wait. I never said my idea of foreplay was traditional.

Tradition de vis!

And, btw - patience is not one of my biggest virtues... *lol*

I assure that you'll enjoy the torture.

Yes my mistress... *grin*

Tsk, tsk, you're not supposed to ask, you're supposed to make me be your slave.

Unfortunately, at the moment, YOU own me... but, this will change...

The song/lyrics were great! Do you wish to continue with them and require a new song from me about all your many and varied virtues (not to mention your big tits)?

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Bonjour miel, je suis à la maison! Comment allez-vous, hotstuff? Mlle je? Voulez jouer le lyrique encore ou faites-vous veulent juste baiser pendant quelques jours?

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Conoscete che cosa dicono - le marche che del abasense il cuore si sviluppa più affettuoso... lo baciano voi sciocco! * prendendoli in miei bracci con un sorriso *

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

What the hell was this supposed to be? I don't get prendendoli and sorriso? Help me out here!

Basically - I wrapped you in my arms with a smile...

Hmmm, what to do next. We may have exhausted lyrics so I'll go onto philosophical rhyming.

Philosopical rhyming? Goddess help us all... *lol* - OK - its your dime, you paid for my time, you want a Hegel or Kant type of rhyme?

I am here - for your pleasure...

 

[lavender]

 

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Actually - that was wonderful and a proper response will require more time than I have at the moment. But it does make me think of Monty Python's "The Philosopher's Drinking Song" which you're probably familiar with - but I'll post it here anyway, just for fun.

As far as Gnufi goes... NOW YOU'RE TALKING, babe! No one can desecrate Descarte's like the Gnufmeister!

The Philosopher's Drinking Song

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stewart Mill, of his own free will,
after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

-- Monty Python

 

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[Gnufi Poppets]

It is being the philosophy that is the turning on of the hot sex lavy babe? Yahs? I am being the big philosophy man as well as the big penis man that I am the always being with the cock that is the huge and hard but it is also the being the mind I am the having that is the thinking all of the time it is! It is the thinking and the thinking and churning and the turning with the thoughts of the many things there are to be the thinking about.

What it is the reality of the world I am the always thinking? Is it being the free will I am the having when I am the fucking the hot sex women with my big penis or is it the predetermined that it is that we are the always fucking for the pleasure it is the bringing?

It is the also the lately the Gnufi is the thinking much of the Way of Life and the philosophy that is being from the Lao Tzu who it is I am the guessing must also be having the big penis to be the thinking profound that he is the doing.

The Lao Tsu is the saying that it is being the universe that is the having the no death at all because it is the finite it is and therefore must the always being infinite forever. And it is that he is saying that a man by not the advancing himself is actually the being ahead of himself for it is that if he is the not limiting the confines of himself to himself then he is the able to sustain the self that he is outside of the himself.

Is this not the being the most simple understandable thing it is that you have ever the read? Oh yahs!

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By never being an end in himself
He endlessly becomes himself -- Lao Tzu

 

[lavender]

I loved it!