Dillinger is a Pimp

[LukkyKnight]

The General Board is notoriously vulnerable to manipulation by emotion. However much the rationalist might resent this it is ALWAYS true in the short run. Whoever can post enough can sell them whores quickly for relief (i.e. cure their anxiety).

Escort services can do this. Hustlers can do this. "Insurance" companies do this.

Organized Crime very often does this.

Certain lit regulars most especially do this. By frightening people with Hell and then offering them Confusion.

The most ignorant and crooked individuals can "sell" a whole thread that cannot bear two minutes of rational analysis.

We are sheep, after all. And these type of scare tactics play to deeply ingrained parts of our psyche. It works for domesticated pimps just as they work for the uber primates, because they have, so far, been evolutionary relative successful.


Hey, it was my turn to drink...

 

[Dillinger]

Actually I'm not a pimp. Just a whore. But I am hoping to get promoted.

(But I have never been SHeeP!)

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

LMAO!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Actually I'm not a pimp. Just a whore. But I am hoping to get promoted.

(But I have never been SHeeP!)

Wha ?!?


Hey ! I wanted to have drinks with the " BIG PIMP"... not a plain ole' whore !!!

 

[Desdemona]

http://images.animfactory.com/animations/animals/sheep/ram_with_baby_md_wht.gif

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

Hey... nothing PLAIN or OLD about this WHORE!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Hey... nothing PLAIN or OLD about this WHORE!

I'd just like to point out what a fine job I'm doing not making one single smart ass remark about the age of some posters.

 

[sunstruck]

Actually I'm not a pimp. Just a whore. But I am hoping to get promoted.

(But I have never been SHeeP!)

Ok, so does that mean I'm NOT getting the cash you promised me? *grumble*

 

[LukkyKnight]

I'd just like to point out what a fine job I'm doing not making one single smart ass remark about the age of some posters.

You are soooo restrained, pcg.... what the fuck happened?

 

[kotori]

Bah!

We are sheep, after all.

And this is a problem--why? No really, I mean "Baaaaaaaaaaa"

[Edited because I hate when I leave the 'code' things in a quote by mistake--looks sloppy.]

 

[LukkyKnight]

It's not a problem if you're a sheep, or a wolf. It can be a problem for a sheep dog, a vegetarian, a veterinarian, or a shepherd, though.

 

[Dillinger]

Hmmm... Pimping is starting to look more and more appealing.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Hey... nothing PLAIN or OLD about this WHORE!

Whew...

Okay drinks back on ....

 

[LukkyKnight]

Perhaps a Pimp-errant?

I should add that pimp is also a term in London and the southern counties of Great Britain for a small faggot or bundle of firewood...

Hm.

 

[Dillinger]

Call me whatever you want, except small... *lol*

 

[Mellon Collie]

I like to think that I'm really Dillinger's pimp and he just doesn't know it yet.

That'll be $20 for those drinks Aphrodisiac.

 

[Dillinger]

As my Pimp I assume you'll want to test the merchandise?

 

[Calamity Jane]

ummm... when she's done, can i take a test drive?

 

[Dillinger]

Hell yeah, PCG. Line 'em up. I'm assuming, as a good whore, that my services are available as requested.

 

[Mellon Collie]

As my Pimp I assume you'll want to test the merchandise?

Sure, why not?

ummm... when she's done, can i take a test drive?

Yes, for a small fee of $10.

 

[Dillinger]

Hey... nothing "small" remember?

 

[Mellon Collie]

Right...sorry...

For an adequate fee of $10.

What can I say, I'm just a young entrepreneur.

 

[Dillinger]

You're on the right track now, MC... though you might try

For a limited time special of $10 you can try out our luxury model whore...

 

[Mellon Collie]

Hmmm, that does sound kind of nice.

Do I get to slap you around and call you a bitch?