dieing at the hand of the state

[Guest]

hello from death row in tx
this sistamica killing has to stop
I have exhased my leagel resouses and need you to
give what you can to stop the killing in texes
the death penity is rascially bisaed and needs to be
stoped. if nothin esle write your congresman or senator
the death penity is barbaric

 

[Cheyenne]

hello from death row in tx
this sistamica killing has to stop
I have exhased my leagel resouses and need you to
give what you can to stop the killing in texes
the death penity is rascially bisaed and needs to be
stoped. if nothin esle write your congresman or senator
the death penity is barbaric

You deserve to die for your barbaric english.

In all seriousness, no way would a real death row inmate have access to a porn site, unblocked, from prison.

I call Bullshit.

 

[Aussie Worm]

*sigh* You can tell its the weekend!

Bring on the little kiddies who should be tucked up in bed or playing playstation instead of using the internet for things they shouldn't.

 

[Weevil]

Re: Re: dieing at the hand of the state

You deserve to die for your barbaric english.

In all seriousness, no way would a real death row inmate have access to a porn site, unblocked, from prison.

I call Bullshit.

Maybe but he's right about the Death Penalty

 

[Savage Kitten]

hello from death row in tx

hmmm from my understanding the only inmates that have access to the internet are those who input your personal information for the department of motor vehicles.

this sistamica killing has to stop

I'm sure that is what the Judge said when he sentenced you

I have exhased my leagel resouses

the judicial system in the USA is a huge joke. It is sooooooo easy for criminals to find loopholes to get out of their punishment or shorten their sentencing. If this person, in fact, exhausted all legal resources then that must mean his is really one bad mo' fo'!

the death penity is barbaric

what's barbaric is the sexual predators that get sentenced to 5yr for sexual assault on a child and only have to do 1.5 yrs of their sentence. What's barbaric is murderers and drug pushers getting off on technocalities. what's barbaric is the bleeding hearts out there that actually fall for this idiots sob story (and others like him) and send him money hands over fists.

 

[morninggirl5]

Re: Re: dieing at the hand of the state

You deserve to die for your barbaric english.

In all seriousness, no way would a real death row inmate have access to a porn site, unblocked, from prison.

I call Bullshit.

Bullshit from a shit-stirrer.

Interesting that "he" correctly spelled Senator and barbaric but not legal or Texas.

 

[Problem Child]

You guys sure are anal about spelling.

 

[morninggirl5]

You taught us so well, Professor PC. Be proud of your students.

 

[Savage Kitten]

You guys sure are anal about spelling.

There's nothing wrong with giving the ole sphincter a work out every now and then

 

[Problem Child]

You taught us so well, Professor PC. Be proud of your students.

Can I come give a lecture in your classroom? Then, maybe after class we could push all the stuff off your desk and lock the door...give the kiddies something to gossip about...

 

[morninggirl5]

Sure, pick a day. Since it's your favorite, I'd even let you teach Phonics.

 

[Problem Child]

(Except from Sex education skit from Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life")




HUMPHREY: So, just listen. Now, did I or did I not... do... vaginal... juices?

PUPILS: Mmm. Mmm. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

HUMPHREY: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

WATSON: R-- rubbing the clitoris, sir?

HUMPHREY: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.


WYMER: Suck the nipple, sir?

HUMPHREY: Good! Good. Well done, Wymer.

DUCKWORTH: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.

HUMPHREY:
Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?

PUPIL IN FRONT: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.

HUMPHREY: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

WATSON: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

HUMPHREY: Now, all these forms of stimulation can now take place, and, of course, tongueing will give you the best idea of how the juices are coming along. Helen! Now, penetration and coitus-- That is to say, intercourse up to, and including, orgasm. Ah, hello, dear. Do stand up when my wife enters the room, Carter!

CARTER: Oh, sorry, sir. Sorry.

HELEN WILLIAMS: Humphrey, I hope you don't mind, but I told the Garfields we would dine with them tonight.

HUMPHREY: Yes. Yes, well, I suppose we must.

HELEN: And I said we'd be there by eight.

HUMPHREY: Well, at least it'll give me a reason to wind up the staff meeting.

HELEN: Well, I know you don't like them, but I couldn't make another excuse.

HUMPHREY: Well, it's just that I felt n-- Wymer! This is for your benefit. Would you kindly wake up? I've no intention of going through this all again.

WYMER: Ahhh.

HUMPHREY: Uhh, we'll take the foreplay as read, if you don't mind, dear.

HELEN: No, of course not, Humphrey.

HUMPHREY: So, the man starts by entering-- or mounting-- his good lady wife in the standard way. Uh, the penis is now, as you will observe, more or less, fully erect. There we are. Ah, that's better. Now,-- Carter.

CARTER: Yes, sir?

HUMPHREY: What is it?

CARTER: It's an ocarina, sir.

HUMPHREY: Bring it up here. The man now starts making thrusting movements with his pelvic area, moving the penis up and down inside the vagina, so--

Put it there, boy. Put it there on the table.

While the wife maximizes her clitoral stimulation by the shaft of the penis by pushing forward,-- Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual...

BIGGS: [chuckling]

HUMPHREY: ...excitement mounts, uh,-- What's funny, Biggs?

BIGGS: Uh,-- Oh, nothing, sir.

HUMPHREY: Oh, do please share your little joke with the rest of us. I mean, obviously something frightfully funny's going on.

PUPIL: [chuckle]

BIGGS: No. Honestly, sir.

HUMPHREY: Well, as it's so funny, I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon!

BIGGS:
Oh, no, sir.

BOY: Ohh! Aaaahh!

HUMPHREY: Well done. Okay.

 

[Ordinary Bob]

the death penity is rascially bisaed

Rascially biased huh?

Well, may be you shouldn't have been such a wascially Rascal, you think?


{Why do images of Elmer Fudd suddenly flood my brain?}Rascially

 

[Droll_Troll]

You guys just don't understand...

He had to type this post very very quickly, (that's why there are so many mistakes) otherwise if he were caught they (the guards) would take away his privileges, (no more home visits or trips into town on his own).

D_T

 

[Problem Child]

Re: You guys just don't understand...

He had to type this post very very quickly, (that's why there are so many mistakes) otherwise if he were caught they (the guards) would take away his privileges, (no more home visits or trips into town on his own).

D_T

Type quickly? And then what, hide the computer up his ass when the dirty screw walked by his cell?

You might be droll, but you're not too fuckin' sharp.

 

[Siren]

Hahaa PC

 

[Droll_Troll]

Re: Re: You guys just don't understand...

You might be droll, but you're not too fuckin' sharp.

Tsk tsk PC you really should read the whole post, then you might see that I went on to talk about them removing his privileges. Like those of unescorted home visits and trips into town.

You sure do know alot about the legal system in TX (NOT), if you think they ever allow prisoners on death row to visit anywhere unescorted.

But as you point out I am not to sharp, so what the fuck does that make you?

D_T

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: You guys just don't understand...

Tsk tsk PC you really should read the whole post, then you might see that I went on to talk about them removing his privileges. Like those of unescorted home visits and trips into town.

You sure do know alot about the legal system in TX (NOT), if you think they ever allow prisoners on death row to visit anywhere unescorted.

But as you point out I am not to sharp, so what the fuck does that make you?

D_T

dumbass-

I did read your whole post. If we assume he is even legit, why is it so hard to believe that an inmate in a penitentiary is illiterate? If he has access to a computer, why would he need to type his post quickly, resulting in spelling errors?

On the other hand, you seem to be saying he is somehow sneaking onto the net from some machine he shouldn't be using.

Do you think he was breaking into the wardens office and logging onto AOL while the guards weren't looking? Do you think his girlfriend hid an Apple in a German chocolate cake and slipped it to him on her monthly visit? Maybe they have a hidden computer down in the prison machine shop, complete with a complicated system of lookouts to warn of approaching trustees.

All of this is theoretically possible in your world I suppose. I, on the other hand choose to believe he is an illiterate inmate, and you are a numbskull.

 

[Laurel]

Inmate slips out of cell at night after bribing the guard to leave his cell unlocked.

Slips down the hallway, sneaks quietly past two sleeping guards.

Crawls through an airvent into the locked computer room.

Disables the alarm.

Boots up a computer.

Logs onto the Net and posts his very important message on...

a porn site BB.

 

[Problem Child]

Thank you Laurel, for demonstrating my point better than I did.

BTW, I think the guy is probably a pedophile.

 

[Always]

what are you in for?


chances are, ya deserve to die.


and as all my litfriends have said, there's no way you're really on death row. Texas prisons don't even have computers.

 

[Guest]

Ok ok you are right let us assume he is legit...

Because after all only legit prisoners would be wandering around at 00:38 in the morning typing on their hidden computers.

No I am totally wrong I see it now, he is actually a computing wizard as he is not only able to break out of his cell electronically, but he can put a delay posting onto this BB, to make it look like he was out of his cell in the middle of the night, but he posted under his real # so we would know it was him and we could identify him... Oh Yeh it is all so obvious now.




Then let us look at this site...

http://www.fdp.dk/martin/master.htm

Ok so the only reason that this prisoner manages to get his words on line is because someone in Denmark puts them there.

This is also from TX.

Perhaps one of the members of the BB that work in the prison service could find out who #15667 actually is, then we could check to see if they even got their prison number correct when they posted, or perhaps they are innumerate as well.

I thought Savage Kitten worked in the prison service (though as a dumbass I could be wrong, shit most dumbass's are wrong), she sure looks like she believes that #15667 is actually a prisoner and not some other illiterate idiot, laying down a line of shit for fools to suck up their noses and regurgitate from the back of their throats.

D_T

 

[Droll_Troll]

Look again what a dumbass to allow logging out...

To remove my name from the unregistered post above.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

D_T

 

[WriterDom]

How many interviews did McVeigh give from death row?

Maybe 15667 passed an oral message to his crack ho to be posted later.


And if literotica was really concerned about clear communication from inmates and Todd, they would include a spellchecker.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Ok ok you are right let us assume he is legit...

Perhaps one of the members of the BB that work in the prison service could find out who #15667 actually is, then we could check to see if they even got their prison number correct when they posted, or perhaps they are innumerate as well.

Are you volunteering? Because at this point you seem to care the most.