Didya ever catch yer sack while climbing over a chain-link fence?

[Sparky Kronkite]

I have.

You ever hurt yer privates?

Tell, do tell.

 

[Guest]

I lost the count on times football (soccer) hit the spot. That delayed pain spreading like a atomic explosion.

I wonder if women's orgasms are like that.

 

[Sillyman]

My baby brother did once. He tride to climb over a fence and got stuck at the top. He must have cried for 45 minutes before I found him.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I haven't caught them on a chain link fence.

But you ever wonder why men's bicycles have that high bar and women's don't? I know I have on more than one occasion.

 

[Pyper]

Yes. Yes, I have.





What?

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

No. I Have No Sack!

When I Was Ten My Mum, Dad And I Went On This Great Houseboat Journey. One Day While We Were Cruiseing Along The Lake, I Started To Climb Up The Ladder To The Top Deck And Slipped! Now I Did NOT Want To Fall Into The Water, So I Tried To Fling Myself Onto The Back Deck. I Missed And Came Down In A straddle Onto The Railing

OMG I Thought I Was Gonna DIE! My Cunt Has Never Hurt That Badly Before...It Hurt For Like Two Weeks, I Was Afraid That I Had Bust My Pubic Bone

I Did Not, Thank Goodness!

 

[thirstquencher]

No I haven't but as a kid the bar on my bicycle busted the berries more time than I care to remember.

 

[bluemuse]

Re: No. I Have No Sack!

When I Was Ten My Mum, Dad And I Went On This Great Houseboat Journey. One Day While We Were Cruiseing Along The Lake, I Started To Climb Up The Ladder To The Top Deck And Slipped! Now I Did NOT Want To Fall Into The Water, So I Tried To Fling Myself Onto The Back Deck. I Missed And Came Down In A straddle Onto The Railing

OMG I Thought I Was Gonna DIE! My Cunt Has Never Hurt That Badly Before...It Hurt For Like Two Weeks, I Was Afraid That I Had Bust My Pubic Bone

I Did Not, Thank Goodness!

I did the same exact thing, at the same age...only it was on the monkey bars at school. I do believe that I gave my virginity to those monkey bars.

 

[Expertise]

Tough enough

Yes..... not nearly so much fun as an electric one tapping the testes but rough just the same.

That being said, you haven't had "real" fun 'till ya' take a puck in the cubes.

For this reason , lets call him Scott, a guy I used to play hockey with is without exception THE toughest mother I have ever met.
He went down to block a shot his cup rode up and .......POW right in the cherries. This guy (after a couple of seconds) gets up, skates off the ice unassisted. Impressive but not awe inspiring, not yet anyway. We enter the dressing room about two minutes later just as "Scott" lets out the most blood curdling scream imaginable. He's pissing blood. They rush him to the hospital where they perform surgery and remove his CRUSHED testicle. I swear he was completely ambulatory until he peed blood and sorta' "shocked out". The boys were really good about it afterward
........... they called him "lefty"

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I've been racked many, many times - but apparently......

Not so bad as to have any one stick out in my mind.

Can't imagine getting shot there. I'd plead for one in the head if that ever happens.

 

[morte]

no, but i know a bloke who did

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

LOL!

I did the same exact thing, at the same age...only it was on the monkey bars at school. I do believe that I gave my virginity to those monkey bars.

Yikes!

I FEEL Yer Pain!

 

[naudiz]

I ran into a barbed wire fence once and bounced off of it, cutting a nasty gash across one tit. Still got the scar, too.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

None that are memorable...but one of my good friends did have a nasty accident. We were playing tag, and he decided to scramble up a tree. I went to tag him, he tagged me back, so after a few times, I pulled on his leg to get him down...and he got caught on a nail. Ripped out a testicle.

 

[Liontamr]

Re: Tough enough

That being said, you haven't had "real" fun 'till ya' take a puck in the cubes.

Just as bad as a hockey stick.. A goalie did that to me one time as I parked my fat ass in front of him to deflect a shot. He hacked at my ankles a few times (didn't hurt, I had wraped the back of my legs with padding) then took his goalie stick, put it between my legs and gave me a quick shot. The cup I had on did nothing because it just got pushed up as the stick was raised.

It kind of sparked a mini brawl with the players on the ice. I never made it back onto the ice the rest of the game. I wasn't sure if I was more pissed off from the pain or the fact I couldn't get back on the ice to take part in that fight!

 

[teddybear4play]

I haven't caught them on a chain link fence.

But you ever wonder why men's bicycles have that high bar and women's don't? I know I have on more than one occasion.

Because the girls' bikes have those double wave bars that can seriously wedge your boys if you land on them just right.

I think the time I hurt them most was when I thought for some reason it would be an excellent idea to do the splits off the high dive. Won't make that mistake again.

TB4p

 

[superlittlegirl]

I haven't caught them on a chain link fence.

But you ever wonder why men's bicycles have that high bar and women's don't? I know I have on more than one occasion.

It hurts a hell of a lot to fall on that bar, even if you're a girl. I am getting twinges of pain just remembering about the time I fell on the crossbar of my dad's bike. My legs were long enough to reach the pedals but not long enough to reach the ground, so I took the impact fully in the crotch. I saw stars just like in the cartoons, and literally couldn't move for what felt like forever.

I have sympathy for you guys and your fragile parts, even if I can't have total empathy. I feel lucky to have all of my delicate bits tucked away neatly inside.

--Freya

 

[superlittlegirl]

I ran into a barbed wire fence once and bounced off of it, cutting a nasty gash across one tit. Still got the scar, too.

Scars are sexy. Barbed wire breast scars? *swoon*


--Freya

 

[scylis]

yes i have. it tore open, spilling its contents on the fence and the ground. i had to go back for a replacement bag of human fat because of it.

 

[NightFlier]

Thankfully I have no such stories to contribute. Just felt the need to extend a most sympathetic EEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!