Didn't Get Laid This Weekend & I'm Pissed Off Thread

[TN_Vixen]

ok, join in. I was going to succumb to a fuckbuddy episode this weekend... actually worked myself up into really looking forward to it, but pfft. Didn't happen. He waited until I couldn't get away to call.

All those who are in the same boat - unlaid & horny, join in.

 

[lilminx]

I'm right there with you. I had plans lastnight, but they got cancelled due to an injured back (not mine). Talk about disappointment.

 

[Valdimer]

Well, if it makes ya feel any better TN_Vixen, I didnt get laid last night either. Work first, pleasure later, if you wanna pay the bills.

Come to think of it, I havent gotten laid in a while.

 

[celiaKitten]

No action for me either, and a family weekend ensured that!

Damnit - this sucks!

 

[miles]

tv

Just remember - he who hesitates stays horny

Is getting laid something like fucking?

 

[sudsy]

You can add me to the list. Although I didn't have any plans that got cancelled or anything. I guess I knew it would turn out this way this weekend, but still, you kinda hope for a surprise.

Sudsy

 

[Calamity Jane]

I think maybe i had some sex last weekend. Definitely not this weekend, and judging from the atmosphere of the house, not this coming week either...

Thinking that except for that lil thing about bein a witch, I'd make a great nun.

 

[gridiron]

Yeah, well.. I hear you.. For once it would be nice to just have a weekend filled with nothing but sex.. And actually, more than sex.. A weekend filled with nothing but sensual love-making.. For two days straight, or close to it, I would pleasure a woman beyond her wildest dreams.. Pamper her by giving her a full-body massage, rubbing warm, scented oils into her skin.. Knead her firm, pillowy breasts and spend hours in between her thighs swiping my tongue across her juicy slit, tasting her sweet, intoxicating nectar.. And after her motor's purring away, perhaps I'll let her take charge of things.. But one thing's for sure.. Her needs would cum first; mine second..

 

[KatPurrs]

hmmmm.......

Just noticed a common thread here.......only ladies have fessed up!! Unless, sudsy is a male. Couldn't tell by the profile......

Miles thanks for the insight...

Maybe that's what we're doing wrong ladies! When we get a glimpse of that wanger, we're supposed to jump on it! Ok ok, I get it!!!!

Now where'd that little varmint take off to now?
I'll hunt him down like a dog....hehe.....
Here Mikey, Mikey..........Sit! Stay! Lie Down! No!!!! I didn't say Play Dead!!!!!!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: tv

Just remember - he who hesitates stays horny

Is getting laid something like fucking?

They're very similar... would you like a demonstration of the subtle nuances of each?

 

[KatPurrs]

Oh my Gridiron!

You beat me to the board. But...see??? No confession at the lackapussy.....

Wouldn't be trying to take advantage of a bunch of horny, deprived ladies now would ya?

Nawwwwww.....not much!

Ok, girls whadda say we jump his bones, all of us at the same time.....give a guy the time of his life???

Ready? On the count of 3.......

1 2.........

MUWAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!! yEEhAW!!!!!!!!

 

[gridiron]

My illness..

I'm suffering from a terminal lack of pussy.. For those of you out there who don't believe this is not a qualified illness, I seriously urge you to reconsider your thinking.. Have you any idea what this kind of thing does to a horny eighteen-year-old jock? It practically kills me! To know that I could be bedding down countless girls for one-night stands.. But alas! That will never happen.. I am to just too good of a guy, and because of this I won't be getting any action unless something severely drastic happens.. Well.. There it is.. My confession.. Now.. Where's the woman that would be so kind as to help me overcome this illness? I know she's out there somewhere..

 

[MidnightAngel]

Count me in, too!

My guy had surgery, and I won't be gettin' laid for three more weeks!

 

[BlondeBeauty]

*sigh*

I guess I'll volunteer.

 

[KatPurrs]

pssssssst.... Miles!!!!!!

Miles......Please.....Join us by all means! The more the merrier!

 

[miles]

KatPurrs

Make me write bad checks

 

[gridiron]

Wow.. I could really go for that too, Blonde.. Having a saucy redhead all to myself for two whole days.. Perhaps I could start by kissing your feet again.. Suckling on your toes and slowly working my way up your body till I'm trailing kisses along your jawline.. It's a shame you're not near Minnesota.. Or are you? If you are, I'd gladly take you up on the offer..

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Re: hmmmm.......

Just noticed a common thread here.......only ladies have fessed up!! Unless, sudsy is a male. Couldn't tell by the profile......

I didn't get laid this weekend, or last weekend, or a whole bunch of weekends extending back quite some time. I am not pissed off though - just really horny.

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Nowhere near Minnesota.

Pity.

 

[gridiron]

Pity, indeed.. I guess I'll just have to make a road trip one of these days..

 

[KatPurrs]

Miles......

What the hell....once you go bankrupt, (and we know you already are!) you're fucked anyway!
Might as well join in on the fun!

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Natural redhead.
Smooth, creamy skin.
So very soft.
Back arched.
Neck lifted.
Slightly flushed.
Moaning...


I'm so mean. LOL

 

[Rubyfruit]

I have to confess that I did get it early this morning, however my husband is now gone for a week, so I'm going to be climbing the walls soon too.

Thank god for my Sybian. But really, it's just not the same as having a nice, hard cock inside of me. *sigh*

Ruby

 

[TN_Vixen]

gridiron has the idea

but now for the turnaround.

Just once I'd like to have a sexy weekend with a man - completely unclothed the entire time, countless moments of my mouth devouring every inch of his skin in little licks, nibbles and bites, taking in the scent of him, sucking him slowly, then fast- draping my hair over his body- tying his hands together and to the bedpost as I teasingly suck his nipples and press hot open-mouthed kisses down his stomach before breathing hotly against his cock and sucking him into my mouth.

And that's just the first hour.

To quote Gilbert Godfried at the Hugh Hefner Roast: My muslim name for this thread is Hasin Bin Laid.

 

[KatPurrs]

Rubyfruit........

Good God Girl!!!!! If you're into beastiality, don't broadcast it!!!

huh? What? Oh!!!!!! I see! She didn't say Syberian.........

OOOPS........Sorry there Ruby.......hehe