Did your sins cause your kids' birth defects?

[RobDownSouth]

Virginia's looney-tunes Republican Lt. Governor candidate E.W.Jackson sho nuff believes this!

It is the principle of sin, rebellion against God and His truth which has brought about birth defects and other destructive natural occurrences.

Got it? You sin, God gives you defective kids.

 

[Instant_Star]

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[Instant_Star]

Interestingly enough, my Aunt's been telling my mom and I for years that my mom's "youthful indiscretions" were the cause of my "physical imperfections"

 

[lovecraft68]

Virginia's looney-tunes Republican Lt. Governor candidate E.W.Jackson sho nuff believes this!



Got it? You sin, God gives you defective kids.

Then I guess all the parents of the GOP were sinning like mother fuckers.

 

[lovecraft68]

Man what is it with these bible thumping idiots?

All kidding aside isn't God supposed to teach tolerance and not condemning every friggin thing they don't like?

And from a political standpoint when the hell will they learn to STFU?

 

[LillyO]

Republicans are funny.

 

[Peregrinator]

Holy shit.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Man what is it with these bible thumping idiots?

All kidding aside isn't God supposed to teach tolerance and not condemning every friggin thing they don't like?

And from a political standpoint when the hell will they learn to STFU?

Someone didn't read the Bible. God is amongst the most legendary pricks of all of fiction. Dr. Doom has less absurd rules and a better forgiveness policy than him.

 

[LadyVer]

If what Jackson said was true, he received at least two birth defects: his brain and his mouth.

 

[CHNOPS]

Someone didn't read the Bible. God is amongst the most legendary pricks of all of fiction. Dr. Doom has less absurd rules and a better forgiveness policy than him.

This post doesn't suck.

 

[RobDownSouth]

If what Jackson said was true, he received at least two birth defects: his brain and his mouth.

Interestingly, the Vettebigot and his neo-Nazi buddy Miles were talking today about how a REAL conservative would bring Rapepublicans together, kumbaya and all that crap.

Back in the reality-based world, however, mainstream Republicans are deserting Jackson in droves

Jackson's response? In a move sure to warms the cockles of the Vetteheart, he played the victim card and doubled down on the derp:

“I’m a Christian. It’s not because I hate anybody. But because I have religious values that matter to me. So attacking me because I adhere to those principles is attacking every churchgoing person, every family that’s living a traditional family life, everybody that believes we all deserve to live,” he said. “I don’t have anything to rephrase or apologize for. People should not paint me as one dimensional.”

Get it? Attack him is attackin' ALL Christians. I suspect Julybaby04 wants to have this man's next baby.

p.s. he's also called homosexuality a "terrible sickness" and the repeal of DADT a sign of the End Times.

 

[LadyVer]

Interestingly, the Vettebigot and his neo-Nazi buddy Miles were talking today about how a REAL conservative would bring Rapepublicans together, kumbaya and all that crap.

Back in the reality-based world, however, mainstream Republicans are deserting Jackson in droves

Jackson's response? In a move sure to warms the cockles of the Vetteheart, he played the victim card and doubled down on the derp:


Get it? Attack him is attackin' ALL Christians. I suspect Julybaby04 wants to have this man's next baby.

p.s. he's also called homosexuality a "terrible sickness" and the repeal of DADT a sign of the End Times.

Hmm... reminds of Pat Robertson. Robertson is the biggest huckster there is. The main philosophy he follows is P.T. Barnum's.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hmm... reminds of Pat Robertson. Robertson is the biggest huckster there is. The main philosophy he follows is P.T. Barnum's.

He won the primary because he was the only Rapepublican candidate to "tell the trooth", i.e. "President Obama governs with Muslim sensibilities".

Red meat for the white trash.

 

[LadyVer]

The term "white trash" belongs to another era, Rob.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The term "white trash" belongs to another era, Rob.

It certainly does.

It's still the most accurate descriptor available for the Vetteman/bitter clinger demographic.

 

[KRCummings]

Someone didn't read the Bible. God is amongst the most legendary pricks of all of fiction. Dr. Doom has less absurd rules and a better forgiveness policy than him.

OT God is like that. NT God is pretty tolerant.

 

[LadyVer]

It certainly does.

It's still the most accurate descriptor available for the Vetteman/bitter clinger demographic.

Are you black or white?

 

[LillyO]

He has an interesting take on charity also.

Jackson says, "While giving to the poor is important, the most powerful giving for wealth building is upward giving." What's upward giving? Giving money to E.W. Jackson.

For example, as you read this book, you may feel a deep spiritual affinity for the things I am teaching and therefore a profound spiritual kinship with me. We may never meet in person, but you can draw on the anointing which God has placed on my life by sowing into my ministry. That opens a spiritual door for you to partake at a deeper level and for me to impart to you as one in Covenant with me. That is how I have come to support other ministries. Wherever you are moved to give, do it consistently and generously. This will start a flow of prosperity in your life which will enhance all the other principles you have learned.

Give me money, and God will make you rich. No wonder he's interested in elected office.

Yoga seems to be dangerous also

When one hears the word meditation, it conjures an image of Maharishi Yoga talking about finding a mantra and striving for nirvana... The purpose of such meditation is to empty oneself... [Satan] is happy to invade the empty vacuum of your soul and possess it. That is why people serve Satan without ever knowing it or deciding to, but no one can be a child of God without making a decision to surrender to him. Beware of systems of spirituality which tell you to empty yourself. You will end up filled with something you probably do not want.

http://news.yahoo.com/virginia-gop-candidate-e-w-jackson-says-yoga-162438193.html

 

[CandiCame]

Someone didn't read the Bible. God is amongst the most legendary pricks of all of fiction. Dr. Doom has less absurd rules and a better forgiveness policy than him.

I think most of them don't actually read the bible.

Also, is this the Christian equivalency of "marking the baby" because as I understand it, via redneckery, the thing that marks the baby must be done while pregnant.

 

[phrodeau]

OT God is like that. NT God is pretty tolerant.

Sure, except for the human sacrifice and cannibalism parts.

 

[CandiCame]

OT God is like that. NT God is pretty tolerant.

He murdered his own kid to prove a point. That's not mellowing out. That's still pretty hardcore psychopathy.

It's not even a little thing either, it's the cornerstone of the story.

 

[KRCummings]

He murdered his own kid to prove a point. That's not mellowing out. That's still pretty hardcore psychopathy.

It's not even a little thing either, it's the cornerstone of the story.

More like He murdered Himself. Divine suicide. Which would be a cool name for a band.

 

[Sean Renaud]

OT God is like that. NT God is pretty tolerant.

For a while he is anyway. That last book seems to suggest that at some point everybody who hasn't bowed down to the King is going to find out exactly why baby powder was invented.

 

[ivantheterrible]

really? my son the las time i saw him was a very intelligent human being, 3 years ago. he learned to read at a young age, could have a cohernet intelligent conversation. but was easily frustrated. loved the woods, the rivers, the way. gardens, growing things, hunting, he wanted to stay outside. sleep outside from early april until november.
m daughter has a learning disability since about the age of 3, that i recognized. she wrote her letters backwards and upside down. she was very much into music and dance and loved the outdoors.
you want to call any of those a product of me? saying i am gnetically or socially defective? i spent 8 1/2 years with my son and 6 with my daughter before they disappeared.
if my memories offend you, well, fuck you.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Are you black or white?

I'm rather tan right now.