Did your dad have dirty magazines?

JerseyBoy

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And if so, did he hide them??

If mine did I never found them...of course he was an OB/GYN so I think he saw enough of that stuff anyway.

My friends dad had a ton of them but they were in his closet and he had some sort of string rigged up so he could tell if anyone touched them...we never made the attempt.
 
my dad did, and I remember him being stoned outta his head, looking at them, and yelling "come here boy, I got something to show ya" (like a 5 yr old is gonna know what that spider looking thingy on some brunette is :rolleyes: )

but then he found religion and has been even more boring ever since
 
mritsme said:
never found magazines but did find some interesting movies :D
ewww I dont wanna even think about finding private movies of mom and dad....I like my "pigs in a blanket" to be food, not watching mom and dad in a private porno flick doing the bump and grind..or in their case the shake and ache
 
no they were not movies of my mom and dad regular porn movies
 
Both of my parents had erotic literature, from Playboy to Sex to Sixty. In fact, they still do. It's not just the men with "dirty" ideas, you know.
 
Yes, he had several in a drawer.

That was never a problem, it was the half dozen girlfriends that were the problem!

:p
 
The milk man definitely had sex... you should see some of the pictures he showed me...
 
I have just always assumed that all dads have/had that stuff, but some are/were better at hiding it. That would be especially true tody with DVDs because they're so small and thin.
 
Yea my dad had both magazines and movies and not very well hidden!

My mom was cleaning out some of my late dad's stuff and found some movies that hadn't been opened. She offered to give them to me!
 
No, but my uncle had penthouses and a few playboys I would borrow. Other people's older brothers and dads had various porn we would get our hands on to read. After a while I looked old enough to buy Penthouse so I got my own collection.
 
My Uncle Had Mad And Heavy Metal Magazines,

That Were VERY Interesting When I Was Little!

My Father Had Erotic Photography Books That I Got When I Moved Out:D They Are/Were Beautiful To Look At, Delicious Even!


My Dad Sent Me To Get A Copy Of Playboy One Time That Had Those Blond Twin Girls In It. Apparantly It Had An Interview In It With Mordicai Ritchler And A Story By Harlan Elisan[sp?] That He Wanted To Read:D
 
My dad had a subscription to Playboy and a few typical 70's porn movies. The Playboy subscription always had my mom's name on it (she bought it for him as a gift every year) and the movies always seemed to be in her drawer...

hmm.. now that I think about it, perhaps they were mom's... no, actually i'm fairly confident that they weren't.

The only hiding that was done was to put the magazines under some other magazine under the table by his chair or to slide them under the bed.

I can still recall coming home with some buddies from school and pulling out the latest issue to gather around (neither of my parents got home for an hour and a half after I did). I actually remember gathering around the Playboy with Madonna in it while Bill Cosby's Picture Pages played on the television.

how odd the things that stick in your mind...
 
My dad had lots of magazines, and for a long time subscribed to the playboy channel.

He still is a huge porn fan.....I just don't want to know if he is here:eek:
 
My parents had and probably still do have Playboy and Penthouse mags by their bedside. Sometimes they would through some out.

Taught me to be a trash picker at an early age. Amoung other things. :)
 
Yep

And they helped make me into the warped individual I am today :D

dlj
 
JerseyBoy said:
And if so, did he hide them??

If mine did I never found them...of course he was an OB/GYN so I think he saw enough of that stuff anyway.

My friends dad had a ton of them but they were in his closet and he had some sort of string rigged up so he could tell if anyone touched them...we never made the attempt.

Yes he did. Because of that, I can probably still pick the lock of any briefcase ever made.


:rose:
 
Yuh, he did. Hidden in his t-shirt drawer until helpful little Nora at the tender age of 9 got a little too helpful putting away the laundry...

Scarred me for life, I tell ya!
 
Mischka said:
Both of my parents had erotic literature, from Playboy to Sex to Sixty. In fact, they still do. It's not just the men with "dirty" ideas, you know.

Yup! My MOM was the one with the "dirty" mags.
I guess they could have shared them, but mom was the one who stashed 'em. I don't really want or need to know the details--they are weird for other reasons. I'd like to know as little as possible about them, for now.
 
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