Did you name it and if so what?

[Gingersnap]

I was wondering if men really do name their sexual organs? I think this is rather strange and wondered if it was all that common a thing? If you named it do you refer to it as a separate enenity, in the third person, pleural or singular? I had a lover who referred to his cock as cheech and his balls as chongs. He would roll over and push into my hip and say "Chong is smoking and Cheech is already high". So like whats up with that?

 

[MunchinMark]

Only as a child. I think this lover of yours was trying to make you laugh, it was obviously memorable for you anyways.
Yes I did name "my little friend", I called him "Percy", after one of the Thomas the Tank Engine characters. But that was so innocent, I have never referred to it by a name during sex.

 

[Cyra_3]

My ex named his Bob??

 

[Skibum]

I have never named any part of my body, but I do have a pair of skiis that answer to "Ralph".

 

[Bossy Aussie]

Aww!! Percy. That's so cute. My feet have names...but that's it. Rochester (left) and Louie (right)...my sister named them. She says they're Bill Gates' children (???)

Bossy

 

[Ravenloft]

Nikki won't let me name mine... GRRRRRR!

 

[Hullo_nurse]

Hubbie has named his ..... and does refer to him as a seperate entity sometimes....

 

[Nobody Special]

Nope Not very good with names, so I think I would keep forgetting the name I gave it, SOOOOO no I havn't named any body parts of mine. But maybe some day My love will think of something tho

E

[This message has been edited by nobody special (edited 05-27-2000).]

 

[Guest]

This is me, Nobody Special, your secret lover. I think you should name your penis "Nobuddy Special."

 

[Guest]

I named my husband's James <ducking> for the lead singer of Metallica. I think James Hetfield is hot!!!!

<ducking again!>

 

[My Name Is Neo]

Mine....Hank and the boys....

 

[Lovely Latina]

Neo...any relation to "Jim and the twins?"

 

[Lovely Latina]

My husband likes me to call his "George"...

"and I will pet him and love him and kiss him and suck him and call him George."

 

[STEVE]

i never gave it a name myself
but a ex use to call it fred, and hers was
freda, so when ever she wanted to fuck,all
she would say its time fred met freda

 

[Guest]

This may supprise but TIGGER is laughing at all the fuss.Ofcause they have names,doesn't every body (part.)

 

[Nicole]

Originally posted by Ravenloft:
Nikki won't let me name mine... GRRRRRR!

When Did I say that???? Exactly When????

I just wanna name him together Honey (looking at you with puppy dog eyes)

[This message has been edited by Nicole (edited 05-28-2000).]

 

[Laurel]

Okay... here's a question. Why name something that doesn't come when called (no pun intended)? Of course, by that logic you shouldn't name cats or fish either...

 

[Nicole]

LMAO @ Laurel.

Oh Thank-you Laurel I needed cheering up. Hugggggggggggggggg Thank-you.

 

[Wizard]

Larel your trying to bring logic into this thread? lol
I just call mine junior!

 

[Lasher]

Our oldest cat comes when you call her by name. It's the damndest thing...

 

[Cyra_3]

I think our cat is really a dog in disguise, she plays fetch with her cuddly toy tiger, she brings it back gripped by the throat.

 

[Laurel]

Lasher, you need to get your cat to teach my cat. I yell "Aiko! Aiko!" and she ignores me. Unless I have something she wants. Spoiled rotten cat.

But really... I know men who call their dingies "Little Billy" or "Big Fred" or whatever, and I think it's a way to avoid responsibility - the old "it's got a mind of its own" line.

 

[MunchinMark]

Our cat only responds to her name if she feels like it, but magically appears every time you touch a tin, regardless of contents.
And I don't want my penis to come when called, it could be awkward in public.

 

[Bossy Aussie]

Okay, so this is more off topic than should ever be allowed...but my five (house) kitties (we have over 20 that live in one of the empty barns ) are all trained. They sit up, come and play fetch...Fruit Loop even chases her tail on command.

BA

 

[MunchinMark]

Show off.