Did you know...

[champagne1982]

... that lit chat is the best place to tease Angeline into recognizing you outside of the poetry forum?

During our chat, the gunfights came in under the gun of what we'd like to see all of you participate in LIVE and UNCENSORED!

That's right! Let's see if we can rig times and get some word slingers and a judge and an undertaker and assorted bullet fodder together in Literotica digichat for an on the spot gunfight.

Poets? Hey... Hello? I aint in no durned ghost town am I?

Check in here and let's see who wants to play.

 

[Sins666]

So what you want is people to get together online for a poetry slam? Is that what I'm suppose to get out of this?

Sorry, I'm a little dense.

 

[Angeline]

So what you want is people to get together online for a poetry slam? Is that what I'm suppose to get out of this?

Sorry, I'm a little dense.

Yes. In chat. Me and Champerrs and whoever.

 

[Sins666]

Yes. In chat. Me and Champerrs and whoever.

Oh...well then never mind. I'm a horrible poet but a wonderful critic. My place is not at a poetry slam. Have fun though.

 

[annaswirls]

Yes. In chat. Me and Champerrs and whoever.

what's chat?

 

[champagne1982]

Oh...well then never mind. I'm a horrible poet but a wonderful critic. My place is not at a poetry slam. Have fun though.

Oh no you don't Mr Sins! We need critics, too. Who will judge the uppity varmints with impartiality if we didn't have the likes of you?

 

[champagne1982]

what's chat?

Like messenger, only more crowded.

 

[Sins666]

Like messenger, only more crowded.

Chaotic is more like it. But no need to scare off any "uppity varmints" aye?

 

[champagne1982]

Chaotic is more like it. But no need to scare off any "uppity varmints" aye?

hehehe. You are evil

 

[Sins666]

hehehe. You are evil

And your a flatterer.

:insert cute cat thingy here:

 

[BooMerengue]

I can be the Door Ticket Taker/ Popcorn Maker and audience. But that means I have to tell my new nic, huh? Or I guess I can use the old one...

 

[annaswirls]

Like messenger, only more crowded.

hehe I know I was addicted 10-11 years ago when it came out, dayum.

but what chat, here at lit?
I am a lit chat virgin, will there be a patient trainer present?

 

[BooMerengue]

I'm there now- but I don't think you want me to train you! lol

But I will be your Guardian Angel! I'm good at that!

 

[Sins666]

hehe I know I was addicted 10-11 years ago when it came out, dayum.

but what chat, here at lit?
I am a lit chat virgin, will there be a patient trainer present?

Yes. Intuition will be there along with common sense, ingenuity and necessity. So in point there will be more than one.

 

[annaswirls]

Yes. Intuition will be there along with common sense, ingenuity and necessity. So in point there will be more than one.

Intuition
common sense
ingenuity?

are those lit nics?
like
Intuition69?

can you introduce me to them?

I am going to bed. When I get this ridiculous it is time

 

[Sins666]

Intuition
common sense
ingenuity?

are those lit nics?
like
Intuition69?

can you introduce me to them?

I am going to bed. When I get this ridiculous it is time

I'm going to hope and pray that all that was either sarcasam or when you wake up in the morning and re-read this it will all make more sense.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Ah, I remember the good old days of Lit Chat, the birth of Angeline's literary louge, the poetry shootouts...

Just tell me when, and I'm there.

 

[Angeline]

Ah, I remember the good old days of Lit Chat, the birth of Angeline's literary louge, the poetry shootouts...

Just tell me when, and I'm there.

That *is* my literary salon! Remember how I bugged Crown (head chat moderator for those of you who don't know) to make a permanent room there called the literary salon?

It'll be fun you poets! We'll all register and go to the literary salon and have live poetry contests and meet each other--well, sort of.

We can even get a private room with a password so nobody else bugs us. It'll be a poetry orgy--well, sort of.

Lauren and I used to go there and have literary criticism discussions and beat up anyone who hit on us. Isn't that right Lauren? And Boo will be the security guard. Isn't that right, Boo?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Lauren and I used to go there and have literary criticism discussions and beat up anyone who hit on us. Isn't that right Lauren?

Well, truth be told, that last part is the most fun there is to be have in Lit Chat. Other than the literary discussion, obviously.

 

[Angeline]

Well, truth be told, that last part is the most fun there is to be have in Lit Chat. Other than the literary discussion, obviously.

Hehe--it was fun. We're an unbeatable combo for unsuspecting slobs.

ooops--I didn't say that, right?

 

[champagne1982]

Hehe--it was fun. We're an unbeatable combo for unsuspecting slobs.

ooops--I didn't say that, right?

ooooo! Slob slobber. I like to leave the blubs blubbering, too, but that's hard to say when you've been drinking.

 

[Liar]

ooooo! Slob slobber. I like to leave the blubs blubbering, too, but that's hard to say when you've been drinking.

That's pretty much the only thing I can say when I've been drinking.

 

[WickedEve]

I just registerd maude-the-broad, but she can't get in. lol It's too crowded or something. I haven't done chat in about 6 years. Hey, why do we have to register? Why doesn't our regular username work?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I just registerd maude-the-broad, but she can't get in. lol It's too crowded or something. I haven't done chat in about 6 years. Hey, why do we have to register? Why doesn't our regular username work?

Chat is ran under a different system, so our usenames don't work.

And yes, some times it's just too crowded and it's hard to get it. We need to time this well!

 

[BooMerengue]

Lauren and I used to go there and have literary criticism discussions and beat up anyone who hit on us. Isn't that right Lauren? And Boo will be the security guard. Isn't that right, Boo?

lol, Ange! I don't know how good a security guard I'd be. All the old jerks now have new nics. But they're still there. But I am pretty adept at embarassing some of them into going away.

On occasion LIt Chat does a sweep to clean out those who have logged in and then walked away. I don't think they say thats why they do it, but it does happen. Crown is still around; maybe y'all can arrange for him to boot everyone at a certain time so all the poetic types can get in at once.

I didn't know the Literary Salon was your baby. Its a good room, but I've inadvertently made an enemy who hangs in there. I rarely go to Chat anymore, and one night I went in and immediately got 4 uninvited PM's, 2 of which were the "my dick is really hard and needs YOU" variety. I wasn't even in the door, so you know me! lol I outed the losers in the room, and this chick got all in my face about manners etc. I couldn't help but laugh, and now she won't speak to me. Which I suppose is a good thing if she's so touchy.

I only use Woman when I'm meeting old friends. I use other nics for madness and mayhem! Like '867 5309'! I clearly stated NO PM's in my comments but none the less, here they came! Some were nice so I ignored them, but 3 (this was over 2 days) wanted to have phone sex. So I obliged by giving them the Sheriff's number, where my daughter was working. They'd come back and bitch and say "Thats not funny". and I said "Well, now I got your number, dumbass, and I'm gonna call YOU!" All weekend I laughed as I pictured them running over the kids and the dog to get the phone before their wife did!

Let me know when you're going in to poeticize the place and I'll meet you. And you, too, Champ! Lauren? Do I know you in there? And I will definitely make a place for maude-the-broad! Ohhh... with that nic she will do very well in Chat!!