Did You Know?

[timewilltell]

Did you know that where I want you to be is right here right now lying next to me? We would still be making love when the sun came up

 

[charmed1]

I didn't know that. Now I do and wish I was there.

Did you know that I think you are sexy as hell?

 

[timewilltell]

I do now...

did you know I wish those panties were coming off for me?

and a bonus did you know that purple is my favorite color?

 

[charmed1]

What a coincidence...purple is my fav. color too.

Did you know that those panties don't matter because I'll take my real ones off for you?

 

[jussforfun]

What a coincidence...purple is my fav. color too.

Did you know that those panties don't matter because I'll take my real ones off for you?

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reinade los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size,L.A.

 

[jussforfun]

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reinade los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size,L.A.

Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian seal for that reason.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.

 

[timewilltell]

What a coincidence...purple is my fav. color too.

Did you know that those panties don't matter because I'll take my real ones off for you?

Did you know I missed this one last night?

Did you know I expect them to come off for me tonight?

 

[Joey3308]

Did you know?...In Alaska, it is legal to shoot bears. However, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

Did you know?...You are most likely to be murdered or raped by a family member or a close friend (98% of all murders). Whereas being murdered by a derranged lunatic down a dark alley is very rare.

Did you know?...Bill "Four eyes" Gates has enough money to buy every house in Alaska, greedy bastard!

Did you know?...Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year

Did you know?...It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open? Next time you feel a sneeze coming try it!

Did you know?...The expression "to get fired" comes from long, long ago. When clans wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down.

Did you know?...The word 'corr' actually means 'odd' in Irish.

 

[Edwarlife]

Did you know that out of all 616,000 words in the English language, there is only ONE that was not recorded in the Oxford English Dictionary, the official repository of English words? This word was kept out of the OED until 1972.

That word is "cunt."

 

[Edwarlife]

Did you know ...?

There is a city in northern Illinois where it is illegal for bees to fly over Main Street.

Will somebody explain the logic of this law to me?

 

[Joey3308]

Did you know?...Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

Did you know?...A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

Did you know?...If someone places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Did you know?...Turltes can breath through there butt.

 

[jussforfun]

Did you know?...Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

Did you know?...A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

Did you know?...If someone places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

Did you know?...Turltes can breath through there butt.

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by jussforfun
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night

Did you know...



that I think fun one is really cool

 

[jussforfun]

Did you know...



that I think fun one is really cool

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.


Thanks DLL dittos to ya

 

[jussforfun]

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.


Thanks DLL dittos to ya

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

 

[jussforfun]

HERES ONE THE LADIES WILL LOVE

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE

 

[Joey3308]

Did you know the story of:

Silly Putty®

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Toy store proprietor and former advertising copywriter Paul Hodgson came up with the name Silly Putty off the top of his head while playing with the pink polymer.

In the 1940s, when the United States War Production Board askedGeneral Electric to synthesize a cheap substitute for rubber, JamesWright, a company engineer assigned to the project in New Haven,Connecticut, developed a pliant compound dubbed "nutty putty" with noreal advantages over synthetic rubber.

In 1949, Paul Hodgson, a former advertising copywriter running a NewHaven toy store, happened to witness a demonstration of the "nuttyputty" at a party. He bought 21 pounds of the putty for $147, hired aYale student to separate it into half-ounce balls, and marketed theputty inside colored plastic eggs as Silly Putty. When it outsold everyother item in his store, Hodgson mass produced Silly Putty as "the toywith one moving part," selling up to 300 eggs a day.

The New Yorker featured a short piece on Silly Putty in "Talk of theTown," launching an overnight novelty in the 1950s and 1960s.

In 1961, Silly Putty attracted hundreds of Russians to the UnitedStates Plastics Expo in Moscow.

The astronauts on Apollo 8 played with Silly Putty during their flightand used it to keep tool from floating around in zero gravity.

In 1981, the Columbus Zoo used Silly Putty to take hand and footprints of gorillas for educational purposes.

Geology and Astronomy professors often use Silly Putty to demonstratethe gradual movement of large masses of Earth.

Non-smoking groups recommend Silly Putty to their members to givetheir hands something to do.

Silly Putty was originally shipped in egg cartons purchased from theConnecticut Cooperative Poultry Association.

Americans buy more than two million eggs of Silly Putty every year.

While the average fad lasts six months, demand for Silly Putty hassurpassed forty years.

Silly Putty comes in classic, glow-in-the-dark, glitter, and four hotfluorescent colors.

 

[Cathleen]

Did you know there is only one word in the English laguage with 3 double letters in a row.....

bookkeeper

 

[Edwarlife]

Cathleen,

What about "neerrooper"?

Hanh? What about that one?

Okay, I made it up. *Hangs head in shame*

 

[Cathleen]

Cathleen,

What about "neerrooper"?

Hanh? What about that one?

Okay, I made it up. *Hangs head in shame*

too funny....... no need to hang your head in shame.... !!!!

 

[Joey3308]

Did you know these guys had records?
http://www.4to40.com/images/jokes/alpacino.jpg
http://www.4to40.com/images/jokes/billgates.jpg

 

[jussforfun]

The "unlucky 13" is the reason why the thirteen loaves that bakers once supplied were never called by the number, but described as "a baker's dozen." The thirteenth loaf was regarded as a special bribe for the devil not to spoil the sale or the bread.