Did you ever think it was raining...

[Chantilyvamp]

...when you were standing near the train tracks watching them go by?

Well maybe it wasn't raining after all!

Train driver in urination tragedy!

And yes very tragic over the train driver as well.

 

[English Lady]

I really, really want to say that that guy was dying for a wee, butI think it'd be in poor taste.

Poor guy.

 

[tickledkitty]

He pissed his life away...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Sort of a modern cautionary version of the old:

Passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets while the train
Is standing at the station, I love you.

For the uninitiated, most of the lyrics are taking from signs which used to be displayed above toilets on trains back in the days when they, the toilets, emptied directly onto the tracks. Doing so at stations was not considered polite, and if the station personnel were armed, not safe.

Someone combined those stirring words with the tune of an even older song "Mabel, Mabel, sweet and able get your big feet off the table." However the tune lasted a bit longer than the lyrics. To fill in the void, "I love you," was added. Why don't ask me. Just remember what Bob Dylan had to say about railroad men:

Mona tried to tell me
To stay away from the train line.
She said that all the railroad men
Just drink up your blood like wine.
An' I said, "Oh, I didn't know that,
But then again, there's only one I've met
An' he just smoked my eyelids
An' punched my cigarette."
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Mobile
With the Memphis blues again.

Rumple "reflecting" Foreskin

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Sort of a modern cautionary version of the old:

Passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets while the train
Is standing at the station, I love you.

For the uninitiated, most of the lyrics are taking from signs which used to be displayed above toilets on trains back in the days when they, the toilets, emptied directly onto the tracks. Doing so at stations was not considered polite, and if the station personnel were armed, not safe.

Someone combined those stirring words with the tune of an even older song "Mabel, Mabel, sweet and able get your big feet off the table." However the tune lasted a bit longer than the lyrics. To fill in the void, "I love you," was added. Why don't ask me. Just remember what Bob Dylan had to say about railroad men:

Mona tried to tell me
To stay away from the train line.
She said that all the railroad men
Just drink up your blood like wine.
An' I said, "Oh, I didn't know that,
But then again, there's only one I've met
An' he just smoked my eyelids
An' punched my cigarette."
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end,
To be stuck inside of Mobile
With the Memphis blues again.

Rumple "reflecting" Foreskin

Cute