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Did you ever take a shit that smelled so bad that you got up and left???

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FlamingoBlue

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Well, if you haven't, here's the recipe:
1. Drink as much tequila as you can without passing out. You may substitute Margaritas, if you like, but lots of them, AND,
2. Eat either lots of sushi, no veggie fillings, or lots of steak tartare, made with capers and horse radish.

I guarantee you that if the gas doesn't kill you, then the stench from your dump will.

Now that I shared that with you, let me also tell you that I was almost on the verge of losing my mind, but, fortunately I was spared by a real dose of reality. Yes, folks, Jessee Jackson has a love child. Is there nothing sacred anymore?? Next thing we'll probably hear is that teachers are respected again. Or that the dumb
ass thread about Patryn has finally ended.

blue
 
I like Blue; he's like the drunken, bitter old uncle I never had.
 
Bitter, How can you possibly call me..

bitter. If anything, I am grateful to be alive in this wonderful wonderland we call LIFE. Bitter is for people who don't know how to live. I may be depressed at times, but not bitter.

So you're looking for an avuncular
relationship, huh? Well, step right up and get a hug from ole blue.

Bitter??? Where did that come from??

blue
 
Blue

LMFAO


So that's what that guy had been doing before he came into the restuarant last week and didn't flush.

It was just about an evacuation.
 
oh for God's sake

could you PLEASE couch references to shit-smelling outside the main thread?

LOKL
 
Man, at least someone else here has...

a sense of humor. I know we all can't be as eloquent and funny as ------------(you fill in the name), but I try, from time to time, to bring a little humor to the BB.

Boy, that bitter "crack" really has me stumped. Where did that impression cme from mr/ms no doz??

blue
 
Go for it Blue

Anyone not amused, go elsewhere simple.

Me I like this mans posts, and no I would never have thought him bitter. But No Doze has probably only read this post (guest.)
 
Re: Go for it Blue

Juspar Emvan said:
Anyone not amused, go elsewhere simple.
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Amused? Amused by a reference to how bad your shit smells? Ummmm, ok. You're right. I should leave it to men like you who find this amusing. (whatever)
 
My shit DOES stink

Yes. And I have also had people stop and scream WHAT DIED IN THERE???

And I don't mean family members asking that. I mean the neighbors. 2 miles down the road.
 


You know to here some people tell it they think Patryn's shit don't stink... Of course I am finding that most of my fellow Literoticans think their shit don't stink either....

Just so you know, and to remove all doubt. I did not think the Patryn thread was as "dumb ass" as a lot of my fellow Literoticans seem to have dubbed it.

Tis a shame that most of the Bullshit threads here are mostly conversations between 2 or 3 people, that have mistaken the BB for their own personal chat room....

My grandmother once said "Don't poke a floating turd, because its liable to stink." Well consider this just stiring the pot!
 
Re: Man, at least someone else here has...

FlamingoBlue said:

Boy, that bitter "crack" really has me stumped. Where did that impression cme from mr/ms no doz??
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Cannott say that I have had that problem when I go to the bathroom really. As for bitter *hugs* I have no idea where that came from either.
 
When Dreamer has French Onion Sun Chips, with nonalcoholic beer, he isn't allowed to use the bathroom in the house. I don't much care where he does it, as long as it's at least ten miles away.
 
Re: oh for God's sake

TN_Vixen said:
could you PLEASE couch references to shit-smelling outside the main thread?

LOKL
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Hey...you are free to go to another one.
You must have decided to read this one for a reason.
Right?
 
HAHAHAHA!

Blue, you kill me. Now would you please flush that damn thing.
 
I don't know about the rest of you (and it's really none of my business) but I ALWAYS get up and leave after I am finished with my restroom business. Whether I think it stinks or not.

Hiya Blue! (Hi Madison)
 
LOL

This whole poop thread (now that conjures up an unpleasant image right there!), alows me to segue into a Cute Kid Story: My two daughters, ages 5 and 6, were playing near their 3 year old little brother, Frankie . A foul odor had both girls sniffing. "What's that terrible smell???" the 5 year old demands. Her world-weary older sister replies, "Oh, that's just Frankie, pumping out his gas."

(Well I thought it was hilarious!)
 
Circel, that story abot your kids is..

24 ct. gold. I wish I could remember all the wonderful things that happened with my kids. I should have kept a diary. You can bet I will with my grandchildren, whenever the time comes.

I bet that Madison remembers the time we went for dinner with Mr. & Mrs. S at a buffet and one of the S kids, Gregory, I believe, took a dump right there in front of the buffet. Just pulled down his diaper and out it flowed. Class act those S folks.

blue
 
I had to look at who wrote this thread at least twice I couldnt believe it was Blue..

:p
 
Well...I think this is a fun thread. I once lived with a vegetarian (female). If you sent the budgie in first and it came out alive then it was safe. Of course, it mightn't have been anything to do with her food lifestyle. She might have been just trying to get me to move out...wouldn't have been the first flatmate to use obscure means to do so.

We had outdoor toilets in Australia which were situated well down the backyard and didn't become replaced with sewerage lines until the mid-70's in some more remote areas. Once a week a "dunny cart" would be sent around and all the pails were emptied. Panadolboy's mother still shudders when she remembers the day that she found her darling three year old happily playing in the toilet with the pail tipped over his head.
 
Hey, Siren. Just because I'm a hot ...

shit lawyer, doesn't mean that my shit don't stink. And Sparky is my long lost brother who was raised by gentiles. Why else would he have joined the marines??

blue
 
Merelan said:
When Dreamer has French Onion Sun Chips, with nonalcoholic beer, he isn't allowed to use the bathroom in the house. I don't much care where he does it, as long as it's at least ten miles away.
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How 'bout Canada or Mexico....yes it does get that bad...I've "experienced" it...
 
Anyone for some veggie burritos with extra cheese?

Blue my good man, have I told you get today how cool I think you are?
 
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