Did you ever sleep with anyone with a kink where you went "nope nope nope"?

RoryN

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I had one woman who basically wanted to beat the shit out of my dick. The novelty of that wore off pretty quickly...
 
several times. one guy into scat: 'bye!' another guy wanted me to go a week without showering or washing any part of my body before sex: 'bye!' then there was the guy when i was much younger who wanted to pay me to let him break my fingers one at a time. "double bye!" there were more, mainly because i was a big slut.
 
I had a friend who wanted to role play rape, basically she would leave a window open and I would sneak in and rougly "rape" her. I'm afraid that it just set all sorts of alarm bells off so I wouldn't do it.
 
I had a friend who wanted to role play rape, basically she would leave a window open and I would sneak in and rougly "rape" her. I'm afraid that it just set all sorts of alarm bells off so I wouldn't do it.


creepy. how would you even get it up?
 
I used to sleep with a guy who dipped his toast in his tea. But he was from Leicester.
 
A long while back there was this chick who liked it ROUGH. I mean she liked getting hit with a closed fist. She kept asking for more and more and I got to a point where I just noped my way out of there. Disaster in the making.
I got in a few licks before I left tho. I mean why the fuck not? When else you gonna get a couple free punches on a woman? That part of it was like hitting the lottery.
 
What the actual fuck?

as i said, i was much younger. it was the late 60's and i was out on the street a lot, hanging out with hustlers and dopers and other street people. the guy in question was famous among that crowd. he'd pay $100 for each finger. i only knew one guy, a street hustler, who took him up on it and let him break his little finger. he said the guy shot his load without even touching himself when he heard the bones snap. even so, the guy was always trying to recruit new fingers. my life was a lot more colorful then.
 
I guess I could say that wanting to sleep with me is evidence enough of weird tendencies.
 
I knew I shouldn't have poked the bear...



The above is not a fetish, beeteedub.
 
Well.

I wouldn't fuck this crazy chick prime time in the walk in theater back in the day.

I was in a Jail cell overnight once and they are NOT up to my standards...
 
Many years ago as a very young man, I knew a lady who for some reason would recite the whole of the Anglican Catechism, 1662 version, from the inception of coitus to the climax; questions and answers, nothing missed out.

Later in the relationship as I developed a little more stamina she switched to a recitation of the rather longer 39 Articles of Religion. A religious nutcase, mad as a hatter, but a wonderful and talented sinner; a three times on Sunday female.

Fond memories.:)
 
Many years ago as a very young man, I knew a lady who for some reason would recite the whole of the Anglican Catechism, 1662 version, from the inception of coitus to the climax; questions and answers, nothing missed out.

Later in the relationship as I developed a little more stamina she switched to a recitation of the rather longer 39 Articles of Religion. A religious nutcase, mad as a hatter, but a wonderful and talented sinner; a three times on Sunday female.

Fond memories.:)

Jesus.
 
I was in an on and off thing with this guy and he started wanting to try peeing on me and I was not going there. Abandon ship.
 
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