Did I Mention My Big Discovery Today?

[TN_Vixen]

No? Well, (and this is just to satisfy Lavy's comment about the board going to hell, I'm just doing my part)

My she-feline is a he-feline. I did not know this. Why? I suppose I'm not into the practice of flipping over my cats to gaze at their reproductive parts. I was told when I got her/him that she/he was a girl. Now, just today, I learn that my little sweet kitt-ay kitt-ay is a male. Off we go next week to the vet where she will neuter him so he won't spray all over my furniture. Of course, with Oxi-Clean I could quickly and efficiently remedy that.

"Her" name before was desi- short for desiree
Now it's desi- short for yayati. LOL

 

[modest mouse]

Better idea.

Call him Desi after Desi Arnaz (from I Love Lucy). Play up his Cuban heritage and how he fled to Tenn ona raft.

 

[ma_guy]

That oxi-clean garbage doesn't work very well on cat pee anyway...

Another de-naded cat joins the 'hood.

 

[Purrde Flower]

I got a kitten from someone in the paper who swore up and down it was a girl. So her name was Wilma. Well Wilma got to be pretty big and liked to go outside a lot. Hey, saved money on litter.

Well Wilma got into a huge fight and had to go to the vet. Then I was shocked to discover she is a he. Well Wilma died a couple years ago and he has a little grave.. with a small headstone made from board. and it says here lies our first baby Wilma.. The Sheman.

 

[Laurel]

The board's been going to hell for 3 years, yet we haven't made it to hell yet. Either Hell is a long way away, or we're traveling really slowly.

I love your kitty, Vixen! Desi Arnaz is pretty sexy. Ba Ba Looo!!

 

[Marxist]

*waiting patiently for the thread when Vixen flips PC over and discovers he's got three testicles and a claw-hammer for a penis*

 

[sunstruck]

The board's been going to hell for 3 years, yet we haven't made it to hell yet. Either Hell is a long way away, or we're traveling really slowly.

Will there be honey roasted penut packets?

 

[Dillinger]

Oh... and here I thought you were going to tell us about your major boobage!

 

[Laurel]

This could be the first (though far from the last) "This Board Is Going To Hell" thread:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10870

 

[Dillinger]

Excuse me, Laurel, but I've always been SUBSTANTIAL, and then some.

 

[Laurel]

I knew, dear heart. I know.

 

[TN_Vixen]

*waiting patiently for the thread when Vixen flips PC over and discovers he's got three testicles and a claw-hammer for a penis*

And you ruin all the surprises. I was saving that for much later.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Better idea.

Call him Desi after Desi Arnaz (from I Love Lucy). Play up his Cuban heritage and how he fled to Tenn ona raft.

hehe, good idea. I could entertain myself with running commentary with a Desi Arnaz accent. I swear I could entertain myself for hours.

Why the raft, though? That brings to mind "squeal like a pig! SQUEAL damn you!!"

 

[Siren]

 

[TN_Vixen]

No wait, Siren. I thought the same thing. I had to watch it for about 5 minutes before I came to the conclusion that he was probably just squirting some kind of substance on her face. At least it makes me feel better to think that's the case.

 

[Siren]

The lady looks very upset in that pic

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: The lady looks very upset in that pic

WTF is he squirtn?

That av is freakin me out big time.

With her tied up and all..........I am really wondering what is goin on there.

well hell. I don't really know, I'm just as curious as you are but at the same time wonder if the explanation will change my image of modesto forever.

 

[Marxist]

My gf asked if that was Mouse. I said, "I think so. The girl looks like Lavy."


Those crazy kids.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Marxist, quit playing around and come rub my belly. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

 

[Marxist]

Marxist, quit playing around and come rub my belly. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Skipping lunch threw you off.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Best to keep me well fed and well fucked. That way everyone wins.