Pizza_Casanova
Service with a smile
- Joined
- Feb 17, 2023
- Posts
- 3
“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the Police”
Hi ladies of lit, I am 6ft, athletic built green eyes, brown hair. My uniform of choice, jeans, dark grey shirts with thin red ties. I have a wicked scar on the right side of my face that goes down my neck disappearing under my collar. together they make up my “official” uniform.
The PizzaMobile is a jet black Toyota 4 runner lifted about 3 inches. It is equipped with the latest radar and laser jamming devices.. Pizza_Casanova says tickets are a Tip Suck
I know what you are thinking… Why would a 42 yr old man give up a job as a secret pilot agent. The reason, Women answering the door in just just a towel. That’s why. The constant adrenaline and mental rush of every delivery having the potential to be a sensual encounter. Did I mention women answering the door in just a Towel. I feel like a male escort, but one who delivers pizza, Carry’s less then $50, usually drinks your 2liter of soda. I have learned you have to stay hydrated to keep performance levels up.
Ladies, if you are feeling lonely, wanting to feel desired? Feeling like your significant other is more interested in building an HO scale train model of Europe in your basement? When modeling your new Lingerie do you hear. “Come on Honey move you are blocking ESPN? Home alone but don’t like phone apps? Pizza Casanova is for you.
Ask for Extra Anchovies when you order, you can track Me right to your driveway..as a bonus service I am also the inventor of the mobile Martini lab. As seen on TV. I offer these mixed drinks, Vodka Martini shaken or stirred, Cosmopolitan, or PizzaGuys favorite a Vodka Martini very dirty….
Ladies, no one should eat Pizza alone.. It’s Italian, one of the sexiest sensual countries in the world. I am awaiting your DM. Remember I am licensed in Salaciousness and bonded for your safety. What could go wrong?
Remember Deliver Fees may apply
“It is not enough to conquer your lover, One must learn to seduce her and
If all else fails there is RedWine and chocolate”
Hi ladies of lit, I am 6ft, athletic built green eyes, brown hair. My uniform of choice, jeans, dark grey shirts with thin red ties. I have a wicked scar on the right side of my face that goes down my neck disappearing under my collar. together they make up my “official” uniform.
The PizzaMobile is a jet black Toyota 4 runner lifted about 3 inches. It is equipped with the latest radar and laser jamming devices.. Pizza_Casanova says tickets are a Tip Suck
I know what you are thinking… Why would a 42 yr old man give up a job as a secret pilot agent. The reason, Women answering the door in just just a towel. That’s why. The constant adrenaline and mental rush of every delivery having the potential to be a sensual encounter. Did I mention women answering the door in just a Towel. I feel like a male escort, but one who delivers pizza, Carry’s less then $50, usually drinks your 2liter of soda. I have learned you have to stay hydrated to keep performance levels up.
Ladies, if you are feeling lonely, wanting to feel desired? Feeling like your significant other is more interested in building an HO scale train model of Europe in your basement? When modeling your new Lingerie do you hear. “Come on Honey move you are blocking ESPN? Home alone but don’t like phone apps? Pizza Casanova is for you.
Ask for Extra Anchovies when you order, you can track Me right to your driveway..as a bonus service I am also the inventor of the mobile Martini lab. As seen on TV. I offer these mixed drinks, Vodka Martini shaken or stirred, Cosmopolitan, or PizzaGuys favorite a Vodka Martini very dirty….
Ladies, no one should eat Pizza alone.. It’s Italian, one of the sexiest sensual countries in the world. I am awaiting your DM. Remember I am licensed in Salaciousness and bonded for your safety. What could go wrong?
Remember Deliver Fees may apply
“It is not enough to conquer your lover, One must learn to seduce her and
If all else fails there is RedWine and chocolate”
