dick names

headstrong69

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hey everyone,
i've heard dozens of different nicknames for the penis, but i know there's more out there. i'd like to find out just how many there are!

write down all the names you know for it, and we'll see where this goes :)
 
I think -=gasp=- is what i hear my penis called most often. Ex girlfriend used to call it Vlad the Impaler though:) ;)
 
I have a friend that calls his Mr. Happy and mmmmmmmm sometimes it is very very very Happy...;) :p
 
thanks

thanks to everyone posted so far, nice start :)

but i know there's more out there. be creative, people. you might even find yer new favorite nickname for an old friend!
 
I know there are at least 575 terms for the penis in English--because a professor of English once said so in class. But they're all stupid names, like gulley raker.
 
dang

that's a lot
hey, i just wanna hear em all.
here's a few i know:

general and two colonels
giggle stick
meat and two veg

go ahead people, even if it's a common name you know, stick it up here!
 
big boy
bitch slapper
boner (when erect only)
cock
cunt crusher
dick
dork
dong
erection
johnson
lollipop
manhood
member
muff diver
mini-me
pole
prick
pecker
pud
probe
private parts
privates
hose
pleasure stick
stick
rod
horse
monkey (as in "slap the ...")
meat
fireman
snake
trouser snake
anaconda
bat (as in bat and balls)
pussy whipper
pants pony
horse
penetrator
impaler
scum shooter
gun (Mae West may be responsible for this one)
prod
shaft
schmuck
schvontz
putz
hard-on (only when erect)
chicken (as in "choke the ...")
wand
magician
magic wand
wang
bushwhacker
big daddy
pussy pleaser
ho master
joint
groin
cardinal
mushroom (usually reserved for circumcised men)
dagger
hot dog
wiener
wee wee
peepee
poo poo
salami
sausage
frankfurter
bologne
whip
whoopee stick
the heat
truck
hotrod
duckie
drake
drum stick
beater
third leg
middle leg
lump
wad
wood
woody (erect only)
woodpecker
beer tap
beer squirter
staff
staff of life
stinger
weapon
little buddy
chocolate bar (black only)
fudgesicle (also reserved for blacks)
pie (when it gets put in a lady's oven)
little head
brain (as in "my man thinks with the brain in his pants")
rig
thumper
jack rabbit
jack
toy
boytoy
passion pole
pumper
piss pumper
piss maker
"P"
Mr. Moto
cyclops
one-eyed monster
one-eyed snake
monster
soldier (only when standing at attention)
all-day sucker
donkey
King Kong
bannana
gorilla
living dildo
cucumber
brush
pussy brush
cunt cleaner
twat twirler
twat teaser
toe curler
swizzle
swizzle stick
pencil
plunger
pusher
bread loaf (also when put in the oven)
porker
crotch
and last but not least PENIS.

Now see if you can say them all fast without taking a breath. :D
 
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.


:p





"Master Longstaff" found in a historical romance novel.
 
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thanx

thanks to both showuoff and xscarletx for their great contributions.

i'm waiting for even more names
by the way, variations and other languages are accepted too, so show what you know, and keep em cummin :p
 
Super poem!

xScarletx said:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.


"Master Longstaff" found in a historical romance novel.

What a terrific poem! Thanks for the smile. :rose:
 
showuoff said:
big boy
bitch slapper
boner (when erect only)
cock
cunt crusher
dick
dork
dong
erection
johnson
lollipop
manhood
member
muff diver
mini-me
pole
prick
pecker
pud
probe
private parts
privates
hose
pleasure stick
stick
rod
horse
monkey (as in "slap the ...")
meat
fireman
snake
trouser snake
anaconda
bat (as in bat and balls)
pussy whipper
pants pony
horse
penetrator
impaler
scum shooter
gun (Mae West may be responsible for this one)
prod
shaft
schmuck
schvontz
putz
hard-on (only when erect)
chicken (as in "choke the ...")
wand
magician
magic wand
wang
bushwhacker
big daddy
pussy pleaser
ho master
joint
groin
cardinal
mushroom (usually reserved for circumcised men)
dagger
hot dog
wiener
wee wee
peepee
poo poo
salami
sausage
frankfurter
bologne
whip
whoopee stick
the heat
truck
hotrod
duckie
drake
drum stick
beater
third leg
middle leg
lump
wad
wood
woody (erect only)
woodpecker
beer tap
beer squirter
staff
staff of life
stinger
weapon
little buddy
chocolate bar (black only)
fudgesicle (also reserved for blacks)
pie (when it gets put in a lady's oven)
little head
brain (as in "my man thinks with the brain in his pants")
rig
thumper
jack rabbit
jack
toy
boytoy
passion pole
pumper
piss pumper
piss maker
"P"
Mr. Moto
cyclops
one-eyed monster
one-eyed snake
monster
soldier (only when standing at attention)
all-day sucker
donkey
King Kong
bannana
gorilla
living dildo
cucumber
brush
pussy brush
cunt cleaner
twat twirler
twat teaser
toe curler
swizzle
swizzle stick
pencil
plunger
pusher
bread loaf (also when put in the oven)
porker
crotch
and last but not least PENIS.

Now see if you can say them all fast without taking a breath. :D

If I could hold my breath for that long, the men would be lined up at my door! :devil:
 
sueanninct said:
If I could hold my breath for that long, the men would be lined up at my door! :devil:

And here I thought they were. :)
 
fun

showuoff, you've been giving me the most on here, great job. keep it up, bud

anybody know any foreign nicknames? any language, any culture, if it stands for penis, then post it!

by the way, gimme a bump now and then, so new people can see and post :p
 
Tadger?

xScarletx said:
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.


TADGER? :confused:

What's a tadger. That's a new one on me. Can't find it in any dictionaires either.

Must be some kind of a Canadian Mountie Penis (for the powers that be that's NOT a bestiality reference.) LOL
 
Re: fun

headstrong69 said:
showuoff, you've been giving me the most on here, great job. keep it up, bud

anybody know any foreign nicknames? any language, any culture, if it stands for penis, then post it!

by the way, gimme a bump now and then, so new people can see and post :p

I'll have to speak to a friend of mine - there's got to be some Italian nicknames out there.
 
I almost forgot. The names that helped Viagra to be accepted by Homes for the elderly.

Kickstand
Chock Block
Parking Brake
 
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