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BrainyBeauty

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There has been a lot of negativity and complaining on this board lately. I feel SO left out!

Well, now it's MY turn. Although there is a twist. I am not mad or upset with any of you people. My wrath is directed elsewhere. So, will somebody go get me some cheese so I can have something to go along with my whine? (I should have titled this the Literotica Whine Festival!)

Saw an article last week but forgot to save it. I'll try to capture the essence. It was about an exciting new opportunity to pay for something formerly available free of charge.

I am sick and tired of companies treating me/us like we're idiots/boobs/morons. It's a conspiracy I tell ya. They're all jumping on the bandwagon. What has gotten my dander up? The fact that a new company has opened up shop here with a new way to separate us from our money.

Now, before some of you start, I KNOW this is not new. California, the rest of the country and the civilized world have had it for years. You have to remember that things don't reach this place till 20 years later. (There's even a famous quote about that!)

A couple of weeks ago some clever entrepreneur opened an 'oxygen bar'. Charging $20-36 to breathe air! Correct me if I am wrong, but can't we still get that for free on our own?

I think that people come up with these schemes from seeing our responses to other frivolous ideas. It appears to them that there are many people out there with more money than brains. What's the deal? Unless there's an outrageous price tag, it's simply not good enough???

They are encouraged by the blind acceptance of Americans who will buy water in plastic bottles instead of turning on their taps.

They must be giddy that people are happy to pay for cable tv to watch shows that are 40 years old. And I am sure the bean counter who invented ATM fees (charging us money to access our money) was promoted to president instantly!

How gullible have we as a society become? Is it a status symbol to have to pay money for everyday items? What would possess someone to shell out $400 for a $5 Beanie Baby- remember those? Or other "collectibles"?

Who started this trend? Tell me who I can blame and where I can direct my anger. I remember a possible beginning. When food manufacturers started selling 'no-salt' products for more money than the original product. Take away a component and charge more. Classic. Pure genius!

Airlines came to the dance- they stopped serving those disgusting free meals (maybe that is a blessing) and starting doling out teeny, tiny bags of peanuts instead and decided to charge more- for less leg room.

My favorites are the prognosticators who decided that 'fake' was the way to go. Instead of spending time in the kitchen baking, you can now buy a candle that smells like apple pie. Even better-----they put it in a fancy container, call it "aromatherapy" and charge three times as much! Ya know, I can get the same effect for free every time I step onto the elevator with a particular woman at work.

Restaurants that convince us that we must choose super-sized meals. So after we gain weight, we go out and buy a Stairmaster- which is just like walking up steps, except more expensive.

Boy, these marketing boys and girls deserve their salaries. Ya gotta admit, it's a sweet little racket. What do you think? Do you have any other instances along these same lines?

I can take a lot. But when someone tries to shove herb-scented AIR down my throat- for $20 an hour, I have to protest. Or laugh my ass off. For free.

PT Barnum was right.
 
Well, I have been places I would pay for clean air. But I agree, it can get out of hand. But as long as there are people buying it.
Where can I find the stock quotes on it?
 
BrainyBeauty said:
They are encouraged by the blind acceptance of Americans who will buy water in plastic bottles instead of turning on their taps.

You obviously haven't taste the water in souther Nevada. :p

Bottled water isn't a big seller in my home town in Oregon, because the tap water is healthful and tasty. Here in southern Nevada, the water is so hard when you drop a glassful, the glass breaks, but the water bounces.

Without the filter on my faucet for drinking water, I'd go broke buying sodas because the water is too nasty tasting to drink.
 
ding...ding...ding

Keep on laughing!

I figure you are taking in and expelling 5 times the normal amount of air...

By my calculations your bill is now..ummm well over 100 bucks...

Wanna take it out in trade?
 
CelestialBody said:
Can you taste the iron? I almost puked when I came back from break and was brushing my teeth. You can actually smell the stuff in the water when you shower. blech!

Southern Nevada water is hard because of the calcium and alkali. There's no significant iron in it. Think a tablespoon of baking powder in a gallon of distilled water. It's a little nastier tasting than that, but it's pretty close.

The worst water I've ever encountered was an Air Base in Spain. There was a non-toxic algae growth in the base water system that smelled and tasted horrible. We refered to showers as "going through the odor exchanger."
 
Hey CB, Harold and Merelan

Heck, you talk about smog in the air and chlorine and iron in the water as if they were bad things! ;)

Thumper knows: we consider them to be 'extras'- kinda like getting something for nothing!
 
Re: Hey CB, Harold and Merelan

BrainyBeauty said:
Heck, you talk about smog in the air and chlorine and iron in the water as if they were bad things!

I do admit to a preference for air that can be seen through and water that doesn't need to be chewed.

Back to the original cafe that triggered this thread. Back in my young and foolish days when a double scotch was two quarts, I would always go out to an aircraft the next morning and switch the breathing system to 100% O2 (Oxygen)to clear the hangover. There are some genuine benefits to an occasional dose of pure oxygen. I don't know that I'd pay $20 or $30 for it though.
 
BrainyBeauty said:
Tell me who I can blame and where I can direct my anger.


You can blame the morons with their wallets open.

But why anger? It's up to you whether or not to buy these products. Like you, I'm loathe to buy into the marketing gimmicks as well as many of the convenience products developed over the last several years. But whether others decide to -- who am I to tell them not to?

(OK, I admit that I am appalled at what passes as "normal" portion size in the US.)

[Edited by Grrrn38 on 01-17-2001 at 01:05 PM]
 
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