detailed instructions on how to seduce you

[seXieleXie]

can you write a formula (or better yet a detailed story) for your own seduction? what should i do to melt the word "no" out of your vocabulary.

i'll be taking notes so don't leave anything out

 

[Summery]

It's been so damn long since someone actually seduced me, I will have to think about that and get back to you with details.

For right now just to have anyone in the same time zone as me and in the same room to seduce me, would be a good start!

 

[lobito]

dropping clothes, or asking if I wanna fuck will probably do it. That's all the details I have.

Lo

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

At this point in time I don't think I could be seduced. Now, if you want a "selling out" scenario, that I could provide...

 

[bluemuse]

Read my body language....

......and be honest
and when you are sure that I am open to it....

Don't ask!! Just take it!



bluemuse

Okay, I'm a little frustrated right now. Ask me again, later.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

can you write a formula (or better yet a detailed story) for your own seduction? what should i do to melt the word "no" out of your vocabulary.

i'll be taking notes so don't leave anything out

It's all I write about...

 

[SimplySouthern]

Spend a little time making me laugh.

Stimulating conversation throughout the evening with subtle (and late some not so subtle) sexual innuendo thrown in for good measure.

Make the first move.

Kiss me. Hard and long.

Show some skills with your mouth before you head down south.

Make me whimper...and make me watch.

 

[seXieleXie]

hmph. y'all are no fun. let's see if i can't inspire some more steamy replies

start by just being physically close to me for a while. let your leg press against mine if we're sitting next to each other. put your hand on the small of my back if we're walking together. stand close to me if we're talking at a party.
don't make your move until we're somewhere private. if you try to seduce me in public i'll get nervous.

you can seduce me if you kiss me the right way. pull me in by degrees. don't rush, but don't be afraid to set the pace. touch me while you're kissing me, but don't be too intimate. run your hands through my hair, pull the clip out gently, cup my face in your hands, slip your hand under the hem of my shirt and rest it on the bare skin of my back. don't be afraid to press your body to mine. feeling your arousal will only get me hotter.

before you ask to go much further, kiss my neck and nibble on my ear a bit. whisper to me, your warm breath in my ear, your body close to mine, your arms around my waist. it hardly matters what you say, you're pretty much guaranteed a yes.

hmm... i think i need a shower now i'm so lame...

 

[bluemuse]

Jeez Lexie...

hmph. y'all are no fun. let's see if i can't inspire some more steamy replies

start by just being physically close to me for a while. let your leg press against mine if we're sitting next to each other. put your hand on the small of my back if we're walking together. stand close to me if we're talking at a party.
don't make your move until we're somewhere private. if you try to seduce me in public i'll get nervous.

you can seduce me if you kiss me the right way. pull me in by degrees. don't rush, but don't be afraid to set the pace. touch me while you're kissing me, but don't be too intimate. run your hands through my hair, pull the clip out gently, cup my face in your hands, slip your hand under the hem of my shirt and rest it on the bare skin of my back. don't be afraid to press your body to mine. feeling your arousal will only get me hotter.

before you ask to go much further, kiss my neck and nibble on my ear a bit. whisper to me, your warm breath in my ear, your body close to mine, your arms around my waist. it hardly matters what you say, you're pretty much guaranteed a yes.

hmm... i think i need a shower now i'm so lame...

Now I need a shower too!!



bluemuse

 

[Gilly Bean]

Hmm...

Start sending me subtle signals... a brush of a hand, the heat of warm breath against my skin... anything that can make me feel the tingle, without being obvious, or appearing intentional. Maybe if we were watching a movie, just sliding a bit closer, here and there. Sliding an arm around me. Maybe leaning your head on my shoulder. Massaging my shoulder with the hand that's around me... softly kissing the should the head is leaned on... gently rubbing, softly nuzzling, placing soft warm kisses on my neck... making me breathless. Tearing down at any walls I have, slowly, and softly.


Does that work?

 

[seXieleXie]

much better gilly

 

[Moridin187]

Eheh, not as easy as it might seem..

You must first take my mind, then my heart.. Make me find you intelligent, funny. Make me care for you..

After that's all done.. You can't do it with subtle little signals.. Years of abuse at the hands of the "fairer" sex make me automatically assume you're just kidding around. Start by cuddling with me.. Cuddling is a great thing, it turns on my heart And my sexdrive.. Then you have to kiss me, once you kiss me, it'll start going both ways.. Kiss, lick, nibble, bite.. my ears.. my neck.. my throat.. my chest..

After that you'll have an uncaged Moridin on your hands, and you shouldn't make any plans to go anywhere for a couple days..

 

[Khadgar]

don't come on strong. this may be weird for a guy to be saying, but "fuck me" turns me right off. little look, smiles, hints that you would like to talk or somthing. here again, do open your intentions right away. i don't sleep with people i don't know. talk, don't distance yourself, tell me about yourself. as you tyalk, and i get more comfortable, let me, or you yourself get closer. (remember, this is how to seduce me, not me you lol) casually comment on things that attracted you, if were sitting, maybe lean on me, from here on anything physical is good. then a soft kiss, and you have your plan there.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Eheh, not as easy as it might seem..

You must first take my mind, then my heart.. Make me find you intelligent, funny. Make me care for you..

Does this mean the ole' filling an application trick I'm using won't work?

 

[Moridin187]

Does this mean the ole' filling an application trick I'm using won't work?

LoL, the question wasn't "How to get me to seduce you" it was "How to seduce me"..

And you never filed your application So what do you expect?

 

[WhiteRose]

In brief:

Touch my hand

Touch my mind

Touch my lips

Touch my heart

Touch my soul

In a little more detail: Show me you care about what I think, what I feel, what I dream, what my fears are, what thrills me. Share yourself with me in the same way. Be my friend, in the truest sense of the word. Be strong when I need you and vulnerable when you need me. Don't be afraid to let me in. Don't give up on trying to know me. Know when to talk, know when to hold me quietly. Be open-minded, because I can be crazy. Be steady, because I can be crazy. Don't shower me with expensive stuff then ignore me. I'd rather be surrounded by your arms than all the diamonds in the world. Rather than taking me to a fancy dinner in the finest restaurant, take my hand and walk along the beach with me. Do not be crude, that turns me off. Be gentle and true and faithful.

 

[Mellon Collie]

LoL, the question wasn't "How to get me to seduce you" it was "How to seduce me"..

And you never filed your application So what do you expect?

I'm hard at work perfecting it and putting on final touches before submission, should I include references?

 

[Moridin187]

I'm hard at work perfecting it and putting on final touches before submission, should I include references?

References are not necessary for applications to Moridin's Sex Clinic of Vermont. However, a full picture, in either underclothes or nothing, is advisable for fastest processing of your application.

 

[Mellon Collie]

References are not necessary for applications to Moridin's Sex Clinic of Vermont. However, a full picture, in either underclothes or nothing, is advisable for fastest processing of your application.

Eep!

Slow processing it is!

 

[Moridin187]

Eep!

Slow processing it is!

*snaps his fingers* damn damn damn...

Oh well.. it was worth a shot, y'know?

 

[Mellon Collie]

*snaps his fingers* damn damn damn...

Oh well.. it was worth a shot, y'know?

Ah ha!

Now I know your super secret evil plot is to coerce naked pictures from innocent young girls.

tsk...tsk.

 

[kotori]

melting "no"?

You just have to say "hi" and I'm yours. (I'm still waiting for a picture of you bruised bum.)

 

[MunchinMark]

How to seduce me?

Plenty of ways, but here's one.

Spend an evening with me. It doesn't really matter what we're doing so long as the conversation is enjoyable, the company is already pleasant.

Right, this bit comes under the heading of blatent manouvering. Leave. Leave at a time when it is raining. The British weather will be accomodating in this respect. Get wet and then come back to my house.

Make an excuse, your car wouldn't start or you realised that you were planning to travel by train.

You're now soaking wet and have nowhere to go. Of course I'm going to invite you in and get you a towel and a change of clothes, my clothes. What else do I have? We settle down to watch some TV as it's not too late yet. As we watch, you lean your head on my chest and snuggle up to me.

Well, by then I'm pretty much seduced.

Selling Out scenario? DCL is making a stand on principle. DCL is met by a man in a suit, carrying a blank cheque. DCL drops principle in favour of beach house in Hawaii. Something like that?

 

[Wiggles]

Hey, I can trust you guys, Right??

On seducing Wiggles:
(the real seducing that is, not that online stuff)

First of all, you have to have a special interest in me, you can make me jealous with other girls, but always admit your ultimate plan (which is getting me, of course! ).

Next, start up a conversation, let me know about you. During our convo. you can put your arm around me, I love to snuggle.
Then hold my hand, maybe looking at it, feeling the texture, the warmth. Look into my eyes, alot.

Don't be too serious, kid around with me. Don't ask me if you can kiss me, suprise me into it. Once you have me there, run your hand through my hair, lightly brushing my cheek.

This is the point where you have to take control. Let your hand fall to my shoulder, feeling my soft skin. Lightly brush the side of my breast, working your way down to my thigh.

Ok, I'm going to stop right here. You got me!
(Geeze I'm easy!)