Detachable penis

[only_more_so]

With apologies to King Missile, what about a story where the character has a detachable penis. I'm thinking he found a spell book and tried a spell that would make his penis bigger and harder. But he did something wrong and the result was a penis that he could detach. The real twist is that it still works when detached. So when someone uses it while it is detached, the penis can still ejaculate, and the man who owns the penis can feel what is happening.

I could see any number of possible scenes. Say sitting at a family dinner, he slips the penis into his girlfriend and essentially fucks her while they sit across the table from each other.

He leaves it in a drawer at home (maybe part of the spell makes it permanently erect, so he detaches it so it doesn't draw attention). His mom/sister/girlfriend finds it and thinks it is just a realistic looking dildo. He's sitting a work, or maybe a meeting, and suddenly is having sex. Mom/sis/gf is quite surprised when it shoots into her...

His girlfriend borrows it for a sex toy party (maybe she doesn't tell him). It gets handed around and it becomes a slow torture for the man.

 

[3113]

This sounds really funny and like a lot of fun...maybe you should consider posting it in the Author's Hangout as a chain story? It sounds like a fun idea for different authors to each write up a one-page chapter in the on-going saga of what happens to our hero and his penis next.

 

[Young Knave]

How about if it gets a mind of its own, like Bruce Campbells hand in Evil Dead II?

 

[Debrock]

I've seen something similar to this. except the plot was that the guy lost it, and some school girls found it on the ground! They kinda make fun of it for being small (bitches), but they make up for it by taking it back to one their houses and takes turns using it (it wasn't so small after all, the found out).

And they never explained exactly how it came off, oddly.

 

[Texguy84]

How about if it gets a mind of its own, like Bruce Campbells hand in Evil Dead II?

You mean they don't have minds of their own already?

 

[Debrock]

You mean they don't have minds of their own already?

*Rimshot* I'll atest to that...lol

 

[only_more_so]

This sounds really funny and like a lot of fun...maybe you should consider posting it in the Author's Hangout as a chain story? It sounds like a fun idea for different authors to each write up a one-page chapter in the on-going saga of what happens to our hero and his penis next.

That's not a bad idea. I've never done a chain story before, and wonder in what direction the penis would end up going.

How about if it gets a mind of its own, like Bruce Campbells hand in Evil Dead II?

I'm not sure I like that idea. I prefer to think that it is still psychically attached to the "hero" of the story, and ends up a series of misadventures.

Also things to think about... Do the hero's testicles detach with the penis, or remain with his body? If they do detach, do they shrivel when they get cold, or when the guy gets cold?

How does he pee? Does it magically teleport to his penis in the same way his cum does?

Since it can magically reattach to the man, could it also magically attach to a woman who tried mounting it in a strapon? Would she feel the same things he does through the magic?

 

[ShinigamiSama]

With apologies to King Missile, what about a story where the character has a detachable penis. I'm thinking he found a spell book and tried a spell that would make his penis bigger and harder. But he did something wrong and the result was a penis that he could detach. The real twist is that it still works when detached. So when someone uses it while it is detached, the penis can still ejaculate, and the man who owns the penis can feel what is happening.

I could see any number of possible scenes. Say sitting at a family dinner, he slips the penis into his girlfriend and essentially fucks her while they sit across the table from each other.

He leaves it in a drawer at home (maybe part of the spell makes it permanently erect, so he detaches it so it doesn't draw attention). His mom/sister/girlfriend finds it and thinks it is just a realistic looking dildo. He's sitting a work, or maybe a meeting, and suddenly is having sex. Mom/sis/gf is quite surprised when it shoots into her...

His girlfriend borrows it for a sex toy party (maybe she doesn't tell him). It gets handed around and it becomes a slow torture for the man.

theres a hentai manga about that
his just kinda fell off at school and the girls found it, once he cums he just disappears, leaving his cock behind for the girls
gimmie a shout if you want me to dig the name up, I've got it sitting somewhere

but yeah, I was also thinking of writing something like that at one point
sounds like it'd be fun to write

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

What if he has to piss?

 

[JRaven]

What's he have after it detaches? A pussy? Talk about a sex change! Or would that be interchangeable sex?

 

[only_more_so]

What's he have after it detaches? A pussy? Talk about a sex change! Or would that be interchangeable sex?

Well, in my "vision" when it detaches he is left with a blank. Totally sexless, like a Ken doll. Maybe a spin off could be a woman with a detachable vagina that also leaves her sexless, then they find they can trade or something.