Desperately Seeking sympathy

[miles]

I'm horizontal! Began having back spasms Tuesday and went to a doc Wednesday morning hurting like a mo fo. He told me no activity for at least 72 hours. This is bullshit, and it hurts like hell.

Get well wishes and indecent proposals will be accepted. Cyber sex preferred. A real blow job would make me feel much better, I think.

 

[TN_Vixen]

awww!

my sympathies are extended. I have a minor idea how much pain you must be in. Never have I had back spasms, but close to it. I hope he gave you some great muscle relaxers?

heh


I hope you feel better very soon.

 

[miles]

Princa Vixen

Using Carl's voice (Bill Murray) from Caddyshack:

"I've got a muscle you can relax for me."

 

[teresafannin]

Ouchies! My fiancee has occasional back spasms & has to lay on the floor until they pass. I also hope the doctor gave you something. My guy has to take muscle relaxers & use a heating pad on low. Many get well wishes coming from Texas, sucks to be feeling yucky on the weekend. Hope you are up and around soon.

 

[Guest]

*whooosh*

 

[Svedish_Chef]

been there done that...

Fucking awful isnt it...

That was my december last year... culminating in the ambulance call mid month.

Hope you will feel better soon, but only if we get the funky crosseyed guy back

 

[Pokerman]

When my back goes out, i've found that the best way to feel better is:

good drugs
firm mattress
sports on tv
kids taken to the mall by their mother

all at the same time, of course

 

[miles]

MistressHoney

It was good for me. Whers did you learn that....umm....thing you do?

 

[Merelan]

Poor darling... slipping into bed next to you. Here, let me help. Turning down the covers... slowly kissing your cheek, your lips. The tip of your nose.
Running my hands across your chest and snuggling close.
"But a blow job is out of the question. Will tighten those muscles even more."

 

[Lancaster]

Soft bastard.

 

[miles]

Merelan

WRONG!


The doctor prescribed it. Don't worry, it's covered by my HMO.

 

[tmuyo]

well, i sprained the muscles and ligaments in my lower spine by just walking through my dorm door to our living room. it sucked, but they gave me really strong vikadin and codine. i was doing backflips in the halls and swinging from door frames...

i scared a few people and then my medication ran out -_-

 

[Pokerman]

Re: Merelan

WRONG!
The doctor prescribed it. Don't worry, it's covered by my HMO.

Reminds me of an old joke....

This prominent urologist was walking a first year resident through rounds at the hospital, when they spotted a man furiously masturbating in the hall way. The resident asked "Why is that man jerking off in the hall way? Isn't anyone going to stop him?" The doctor replied, "He has a condition where his sperm build up too quickly, and if he doesn't relieve himself 8-10 times a day, the sperm will back up and his testicles could literally explode. The pain from that has been known to kill a man, so he has to masturbate every couple of hours."

They walk into their next patient's room, and see a beautiful female nurse on her knees, giving a patient a blow job. The resident was even more shocked. He said "Doctor, is this normal behavor in this hospital?" The Doctor replied, "No, this patient has the same problem as the other one. But he has a better HMO."

 

[Merelan]

Okay darling, if you say so.
Slipping down under the sheets. Kissing your belly, my hands exploring lower. Finding your treasure. Waking it with soft touches.

 

[batter]

OUCH!!

my deepest sympathies during your time of convolescence...LOL
must be a real bitch having to lay there for 72 hours like that.
stay with the muscle relaxers, avoid any strain.

above all Miles...no limbo dancing this weekend!!
hope you get well soon though.

 

[lavender]

 

[shadowsource]

poor Miles

Lying around for too long blows your muscle mass, so you'll want to exercise some as soon as they approve it. You should look into yoga, which helped me out of a very bad back problem, and you should look into exercising daily, including crunches. Otherwise, you could wind up living off the state, which would make everyone here very sad.

 

[Cheyenne]

Get well soon! *muah*!

Did that help you any?

 

[miles]

Merelan

Where did you go??????
?

 

[Cirrus]

Eh hem!! Sorry to interrupt there Miles, but I too hope you feel better soon. I get back spasms too once in a while, in my lower back, and they in turn cramp up the muscles in my lower stomach and end up doubling me over. The only thing that I find that helps is soaking in a warm bath. Have you given that a try? Can't hurt. And if Merelan never shows up again, I'll join you.

 

[Cheyenne]

Get well soon! *muah*!

Did that help you any?

It seems not...oh well.

 

[miles]

Shy Anne

It does fell better..must have veen your muah.

 

[Desert Amazon]