Desperately Perverted with a place all to myself.

[Krinaia]

Okay probably not the thing I should share with you creeps But let me say this, my parents call regularly and my place is well lit and sadly the walls are thin... AND I have a security system.

However, for the first time since accepting my nasty fetishist self, I'm living alone... which means...




1 I can walk around naked and have a few times laughed at myself for getting my skirt off before my heels and therefore walking around my apartment in underwear and heels which always makes me feel pornish.

2 No one can see it if I leave toys lying about after playing with myself...

3 The walls may be thin but not so thin that I can't enjoy myself and whatever I want to view on the internet at my convenience.

4 AND I could bring home someone kinky and not worry about my roommate thinking ill of me!


..........


So I was thinking that I'm probably not capitalizing on the situation as fully as I could.... and some of you are married or have kids and will only envy me and my fellow singletons but perhaps some of you have amusing stories or anecdotes and highlights of being single, having a place to yourself and being as perverted as you want to be... SO PLEASE SHARE





that way I won't feel so alone in my perversion

I want to add that the intended purpose here is to give cause for joy at <our> situtation and not give rise to loneliness or fear or any such negative feelings or emotions - so if your story or idea doesn't involve fun sex, fun kin, or hilarity of one sort or another, please create your own woe as me thread!!

 

[tealsphynx]

Its nice to be able to be naked when you wanna be congrats on the solo pad!

 

[h_i_s]

So I was thinking that I'm probably not capitalizing on the situation as fully as I could.... and some of you are married or have kids and will only envy me and my fellow singletons but perhaps some of you have amusing stories or anecdotes and highlights of being single, having a place to yourself and being as perverted as you want to be... SO PLEASE SHARE

When i was single and live all by myself, i partied alot. Sometimes all that partying while holding a job which required working 50+ hours a week, left little to no time for getting my laundry done on time.
One morning, i realized i had no more clean panties left in my top dresser drawer. i decided to hand wash a pair in the bathroom sink, but they didn't dry in time for work.

i tossed them into the microwave on the low power setting (if i had thought to do this while still living at home with my mom ... she'd have protested, i'm certain ... betting she'd have claimed a fire hazard ... or sanitry concerns over drying panties where food is prepared ... pffft!!! ) Presto! They dried on time and were wrinkle free all in one shot. (Would have gone sans panties ... but, work uniform included a very short lycra mini skirt. )

 

[tealsphynx]

When i was single and live all by myself, i partied alot. Sometimes all that partying while holding a job which required working 50+ hours a week, left little to no time for getting my laundry done on time.
One morning, i realized i had no more clean panties left in my top dresser drawer. i decided to hand wash a pair in the bathroom sink, but they didn't dry in time for work.

i tossed them into the microwave on the low power setting (if i had thought to do this while still living at home with my mom ... she'd have protested, i'm certain ... betting she'd have claimed a fire hazard ... or sanitry concerns over drying panties where food is prepared ... pffft!!! ) Presto! They dried on time and were wrinkle free all in one shot. (Would have gone sans panties ... but, work uniform included a very short lycra mini skirt. )

I've dried panties in the microwave too! LOL, thought I was the only nutzoid that would do that!
Even though I'm not single my hubby and I take advantage of the baby being 4 mo. old and are always naked. Though we have a friend coming to live with us for about a month in a week or so, not sure how that will affect the nakedness...some of our friends would be totally cool with it, others wouldn't, we'll see. Our dwelling is also in close quarters with our neighbors, and the walls are paper thin too...to the point that they can hear my vibrator (I've heard them speculating over what that buzzing noise was) NOt that I care too much, they spend too much time fighting and not enough time fucking..and if they can hear me that means I can totally perve on them when they're going at it!

 

[Krinaia]

I've dried panties in the microwave too! LOL, thought I was the only nutzoid that would do that!
Even though I'm not single my hubby and I take advantage of the baby being 4 mo. old and are always naked. Though we have a friend coming to live with us for about a month in a week or so, not sure how that will affect the nakedness...some of our friends would be totally cool with it, others wouldn't, we'll see. Our dwelling is also in close quarters with our neighbors, and the walls are paper thin too...to the point that they can hear my vibrator (I've heard them speculating over what that buzzing noise was) NOt that I care too much, they spend too much time fighting and not enough time fucking..and if they can hear me that means I can totally perve on them when they're going at it!

This I will have to remember, I usually just iron em dry.


I have some neighbors that EVERY saturday night go into the courtyard type area and have a drunken brawl - rather, he's drunk and she's throwing him out.... but no loudly fucking neighbors yet, perhaps I'll be the first... mwahahaha

 

[kerker_miester]

a place to myself

I am still working on that one I will be starting a new job this week and am going to have to save up till I have enough for the deposit, utilities, ect. but when I finnally get it I will enjoy it as much as you do yours. I have always liked being nude at home hate it when I can't because of others. Please enjoy a stroll for me.

Mr Envious
Kerker Miester

 

[h_i_s]

Our dwelling is also in close quarters with our neighbors, and the walls are paper thin too...to the point that they can hear my vibrator (I've heard them speculating over what that buzzing noise was) NOt that I care too much, they spend too much time fighting and not enough time fucking..and if they can hear me that means I can totally perve on them when they're going at it!

Our downstairs neighbor once commented that He hears Master snoring from our bedroom which is right above their's. i did hear the neighbor (whose bedroom is on the opposite wall from our's) next door sneeze one night. The walls here are paper-thin as well.

i started a thread here months ago, about neighbors overhearing sexual activities due to thin walls. It may be somewhere in the library now, i guess.

 

[Krinaia]

I am still working on that one I will be starting a new job this week and am going to have to save up till I have enough for the deposit, utilities, ect. but when I finnally get it I will enjoy it as much as you do yours. I have always liked being nude at home hate it when I can't because of others. Please enjoy a stroll for me.

Mr Envious
Kerker Miester

Is that all mustache? I think besides being a bondage fetishist, I'm a facial hair fetishist.... it's an instant turn on for me... crazy? Anyhow, your mustache caught my eye and intrigued me if you were a lumberman who smelt all piney instead of a fisherman, i would probably have to throw myself at your feet.

Right now, I have realtively more clothes on than normal - a bra, panties and a pair of cropped linen pj bottoms in a really hideous hawaiian flower print...


I can't hear but one neighbor, I'm second floor above a first floor and the other wall has a lot of plumbing in it so it's insulated for sound .... but i hear them the most actually, usually banging into a cupboard or showering or the occasional muffled statement. And my shared bedroom wall is with another single gal with a dog who i think is a college student or a nurse cause she seems to work nights. Below is a reclusive man who probably hears me A LOT. and then the others I have never had occasion to hear or meet - except for the loud music players who oogle women while barbequeing. I avoid him, he seems lecherous.



You know the best part of a living alone? Not sharing the kitchen.... which makes me think, perhaps I should make kinky use of my freezer space now that it isn't shared property.... hmmm, any ideas?

 

[tealsphynx]

Is that all mustache? I think besides being a bondage fetishist, I'm a facial hair fetishist.... it's an instant turn on for me... crazy? Anyhow, your mustache caught my eye and intrigued me

Right now, I have realtively more clothes on than normal - a bra, panties and a pair of cropped linen pj bottoms in a really hideous hawaiian flower print...


I can't hear but one neighbor, I'm second floor above a first floor and the other wall has a lot of plumbing in it so it's insulated for sound .... but i hear them the most actually, usually banging into a cupboard or showering or the occasional muffled statement. And my shared bedroom wall is with another single gal with a dog who i think is a college student or a nurse cause she seems to work nights. Below is a reclusive man who probably hears me A LOT. and then the others I have never had occasion to hear or meet - except for the loud music players who oogle women while barbequeing. I avoid him, he seems lecherous.



You know the best part of a living alone? Not sharing the kitchen.... which makes me think, perhaps I should make kinky use of my freezer space now that it isn't shared property.... hmmm, any ideas?

I think I'll have to melt my penis shaped ice things in my freezer when our friend is here...maybe I should invest in some of those freezer sticks so I can still do ice insertables. It's actually a Mr. Peter ice mold for sexy drinks and all...but it IS penis shaped and therefore turns my mind to icey sex...lol.

 

[Krinaia]

I think I'll have to melt my penis shaped ice things in my freezer when our friend is here...maybe I should invest in some of those freezer sticks so I can still do ice insertables. It's actually a Mr. Peter ice mold for sexy drinks and all...but it IS penis shaped and therefore turns my mind to icey sex...lol.

Before the invention of my no phone sex before ACTUAL third base rule... (see a long past thread somewhere in the Chat forum) .... I had a dom make me tease myself with ice on the breasts and clit before sliding a melty ice cube inside and fucking myself with my dildo until it was completley melted... and repeated several times.... man was that a wet mess. and oh so delicious, perhaps someday i can get someone to recreate it with real bondage...

... and i was thinking of something equally low budget with what i already own...

 

[tealsphynx]

Before the invention of my no phone sex before ACTUAL third base rule... (see a long past thread somewhere in the Chat forum) .... I had a dom make me tease myself with ice on the breasts and clit before sliding a melty ice cube inside and fucking myself with my dildo until it was completley melted... and repeated several times.... man was that a wet mess. and oh so delicious, perhaps someday i can get someone to recreate it with real bondage...

That's a good idea, I'll have to keep that in mind for my little subbie.

 

[Krinaia]

That's a good idea, I'll have to keep that in mind for my little subbie.

hopefully the other perverts here will give you plenty of delightful ideas

<i will probably dream tonight of a scruffly mustache tonight, lol, i'd forgotten how much i like facial hair, one bad thing about dating men my own age is they often lack the ability to grow really good beards>

 

[tealsphynx]

hopefully the other perverts here will give you plenty of delightful ideas

<i will probably dream tonight of a scruffly mustache tonight, lol, i'd forgotten how much i like facial hair, one bad thing about dating men my own age is they often lack the ability to grow really good beards>

I'm not big on facial hair, but chest hair is yummy, and yeah, guys in my age bracket tend to not have any..though hubby is just a bracket above me (he could have been my babysitter when he graduated highschool...8 year difference between us) so he's got a decent patch and it's promissing to get bigger I've gotten some good ideas from the people here, it's a great place which is why I stay here.

 

[Krinaia]

you know what though?

there is one place in the flat i can't be naked....

the kitchen.... too easy to burn yourself with so much expose flesh...

but and this is completely non-sexual... i like being able to drink straight from the jug...lol, does that make me gross, or cute in a look at the girlie doing boy things sort of way?

 

[snowy ciara]

I'd say that's cute in a girlie sort of way...

Grody commentary on the panties in the nuker... You've been warned.

A long time ago, a well meaning yet clueless relative sent me a subscription to Young Miss magazine (barf) and there was an article on girly part medical stuff like UTI's and yeast infections, and their advice, if you were prone to such was to wear all-cotton panties, and nuke them for 60 seconds to kill all the girly bacteria before you put them on. This was when I finally started to get hair "down there" and started shaving it, because I thought it was nasty. I pretty much gave up on panties at that point and have rarely worn them ever since.

 

[tealsphynx]

you know what though?

there is one place in the flat i can't be naked....

the kitchen.... too easy to burn yourself with so much expose flesh...

but and this is completely non-sexual... i like being able to drink straight from the jug...lol, does that make me gross, or cute in a look at the girlie doing boy things sort of way?

I burned my tummy cooking in my bikini once...yeah, I wear clothes in the kitchen now too...that and it's kinda grotty to get dishwater on your skin...eeeww.

 

[kerker_miester]

Is that all mustache? I think besides being a bondage fetishist, I'm a facial hair fetishist.... it's an instant turn on for me... crazy? Anyhow, your mustache caught my eye and intrigued me if you were a lumberman who smelt all piney instead of a fisherman, i would probably have to throw myself at your feet.

Right now, I have realtively more clothes on than normal - a bra, panties and a pair of cropped linen pj bottoms in a really hideous hawaiian flower print...


I can't hear but one neighbor, I'm second floor above a first floor and the other wall has a lot of plumbing in it so it's insulated for sound .... but i hear them the most actually, usually banging into a cupboard or showering or the occasional muffled statement. And my shared bedroom wall is with another single gal with a dog who i think is a college student or a nurse cause she seems to work nights. Below is a reclusive man who probably hears me A LOT. and then the others I have never had occasion to hear or meet - except for the loud music players who oogle women while barbequeing. I avoid him, he seems lecherous.



You know the best part of a living alone? Not sharing the kitchen.... which makes me think, perhaps I should make kinky use of my freezer space now that it isn't shared property.... hmmm, any ideas?

Thank you for the complement I am glad something about me turns someone on. As to the fisherman I am no longer fishing but going into factory work. I have done alot of wood cutting in the past, and still love to get out into the woods when I can. As to what you were wearing at the time of post, could you not have lied you looked better in my mind in the nude.*evil grin*

As to the neighbor situation I understand that well I just wish I could say I had your problems. The kitchen is one of my favorite places I love to cook really fancy meals when i have someone to cook for. As to freezer space and what to do with it. Well if you are into hot and cold changes put a vib or dildo in the freezer and heat one up in hot water and have fun. If you are into food stuff go buy a sausage freeze it then invite a male friend over for a meal take it out have him use it on you then cook it for him, he may enjoy it.
One more thing then I will leave you alone in another thread you were talking about pickup lines, I unfortunatly have never been good at pickup lines so I wont give you one but I did want to tell you that if your avitar is your eyes you have very erotic eyes almost the same effect as facial hair to you.

 

[graceanne]

I've never lived alone, so I'm jealous. I went directly from living with my mom, step dad, and three year old sister to living with K. And back then I was too modest to go around naked. *sigh* Frankly it would have been short lived, anyway. I got preggo within three months of getting married.

 

[graceanne]

you know what though?

there is one place in the flat i can't be naked....

the kitchen.... too easy to burn yourself with so much expose flesh...

but and this is completely non-sexual... i like being able to drink straight from the jug...lol, does that make me gross, or cute in a look at the girlie doing boy things sort of way?

Neither. Me and K both do that. We figure that worrying about exchanging germs is rather ridiculous, considering where our tongues have been on eachother.

 

[Krinaia]

As to the neighbor situation I understand that well I just wish I could say I had your problems. The kitchen is one of my favorite places I love to cook really fancy meals when i have someone to cook for. As to freezer space and what to do with it. Well if you are into hot and cold changes put a vib or dildo in the freezer and heat one up in hot water and have fun. If you are into food stuff go buy a sausage freeze it then invite a male friend over for a meal take it out have him use it on you then cook it for him, he may enjoy it.


One more thing then I will leave you alone in another thread you were talking about pickup lines, I unfortunatly have never been good at pickup lines so I wont give you one but I did want to tell you that if your avitar is your eyes you have very erotic eyes almost the same effect as facial hair to you.

I rarely go completely nude, I like to wear at least panties. Sorry to burst that bubble.

And the food stuff just seems a lil gross to me - I mean germs and bacteria are one thing but pesticides and processing chemicals are not something i want exposed down there.

And how welcome a bad pick-up lines will be is always dubious but compliments are ALWAYS welcome so thanks And no need to go lurking or whatever, this thread is for all - even the trolls or hijackers that might show up. I'll just have to ridicule them is all.

 

[kerker_miester]

I rarely go completely nude, I like to wear at least panties. Sorry to burst that bubble.

And the food stuff just seems a lil gross to me - I mean germs and bacteria are one thing but pesticides and processing chemicals are not something i want exposed down there.

And how welcome a bad pick-up lines will be is always dubious but compliments are ALWAYS welcome so thanks And no need to go lurking or whatever, this thread is for all - even the trolls or hijackers that might show up. I'll just have to ridicule them is all.

I am sorry if I grossed you out I was just putting up a suggestion or two. As to the bubbles all bubbles are gonna pop sooner or later, it's the next bubble that forms that makes life worth living. You are very welcome for the compliment but as I see it it's the truth. If ever you are in south Louisiana and want someone to share a kink or perversion with look me up it would truly be a pleasure.

 

[Krinaia]

I am sorry if I grossed you out I was just putting up a suggestion or two. As to the bubbles all bubbles are gonna pop sooner or later, it's the next bubble that forms that makes life worth living. You are very welcome for the compliment but as I see it it's the truth. If ever you are in south Louisiana and want someone to share a kink or perversion with look me up it would truly be a pleasure.

Oh I meant personally gorss... not gross as in, something is wrong with you boy! gross. You know, I get other people's attraction to cucumbers in the same way I understand how some people enjoy lobster - but personally, no way am I gonna eat something whose eyes aren't set in its face.

I've never been to New Orleans or any of Louisana.

 

[kerker_miester]

Oh I meant personally gorss... not gross as in, something is wrong with you boy! gross. You know, I get other people's attraction to cucumbers in the same way I understand how some people enjoy lobster - but personally, no way am I gonna eat something whose eyes aren't set in its face.

I've never been to New Orleans or any of Louisana.

Well my ex sub/wife was into vegies and such and really liked using hillshire farms smoked sausage not frozen it is very simular to the real thing about 12 inches long. Oh hey I know there is something wrong with me I like the smokey flavor it puts in the taste of a wet pussy and yes we had it for breakfast next day it was good*smiling big*

The Offer will stand if you ever decide to see New Orleans I would be pleased to show you around and maybe discuss a few kinks.

 

[Krinaia]

Well my ex sub/wife was into vegies and such and really liked using hillshire farms smoked sausage not frozen it is very simular to the real thing about 12 inches long. Oh hey I know there is something wrong with me I like the smokey flavor it puts in the taste of a wet pussy and yes we had it for breakfast next day it was good*smiling big*

The Offer will stand if you ever decide to see New Orleans I would be pleased to show you around and maybe discuss a few kinks.

that just seems so unsanitary... i mean ecoli of the pussy? try explaining that to your gyno. but the taste being altered by what was rubbed there makes sense and sometimes i taste good, sometimes i eat too much garlic - it might be something worth remembering

 

[kerker_miester]

that just seems so unsanitary... i mean ecoli of the pussy? try explaining that to your gyno. but the taste being altered by what was rubbed there makes sense and sometimes i taste good, sometimes i eat too much garlic - it might be something worth remembering

Well we were doing it over a long time with no aparent problems but I know there are always risks. I have tasted pussy with many different flavors over the years I liked them all*smile* and I like garlic. I love a good tasting woman.