Desparate Housewives Show

[race_1962]

This week's (10/24) episode could have been more fun, if written by some of the folks in Literotica. I am thinking of the story line where the Terri Hatcher character was being blackmailed by the other woman in the neighborhood.

Would be fun making her squirm as she is ordered to strip. I got to think Terri has a nice bush to complement her natural 34C breast.

How would you enhance this story idea?

 

[sirhugs]

I posted elsewhere that I would really enjoy Teri Hatcher with Felicity Huffman, though that's not exactly the concept you are building.

How about Teri Hatcher and Nicilette Sheridan in a catfight/threeway with "Mike".

Our you could have a bdsm bit either way with Teri Hatcher's character and Mrs Huber. I'd prefer Teri punishing Huber of course.

 

[sirhugs]

bump

cause a few posts about this show have appeared on other threads, here is the thread dedicated to desiring stories based on the show....

 

[BlackSnake]

I only seen parts of the show, but I think it would be awesome to have a porn citcom

 

[sirhugs]

I only seen parts of the show, but I think it would be awesome to have a porn citcom

nice typo...I assume you meant clit com

 

[writer64]

This week's (10/24) episode could have been more fun, if written by some of the folks in Literotica. I am thinking of the story line where the Terri Hatcher character was being blackmailed by the other woman in the neighborhood.

Would be fun making her squirm as she is ordered to strip. I got to think Terri has a nice bush to complement her natural 34C breast.

How would you enhance this story idea?

Interesting thought, especially since Terri has been doing a "stripper-cize" workout. She very aptly demonstrated it on a recent Howard Stern show on E!. Too bad no clothing came off, but she moved so well, giving Howard a lap dance- it was truly unbelieveable! http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/11054
After a Google search for the pics, noticed she did the same bit on Oprah and Leno, but not as good as with Howard.

 

[sirhugs]

instead of apologizing for the MNF tease, ABC ought to have invited Donovan McNabb as a guest star on the show, including even steamier love snes. Imagine teri Hatcher's character peeping in a window watching him doing Edie. Then Eve seduces him.....

 

[Monazwx]

instead of apologizing for the MNF tease, ABC ought to have invited Donovan McNabb as a guest star on the show, including even steamier love snes. Imagine teri Hatcher's character peeping in a window watching him doing Edie. Then Eve seduces him.....

You have a dirty, dirty mind.


















Which is exactly why I like your posts.

 

[Monazwx]

I only seen parts of the show, but I think it would be awesome to have a porn citcom

I've been about this for quite a while. I think a porn sitcom (probably on HBO) would be awesome. But the next couple of years are probably going to be mega-conservative, so that'll be on the back-burner for a while . . . at least in the States. Do you guys know if there's anything similar to this in Europe, (a porn sitcom, I mean)?

 

[Monazwx]

Besides, it would probably be difficult to keep the audience interested in a story line, since they would only be tuning in for sex every week.

 

[sirhugs]

Besides, it would probably be difficult to keep the audience interested in a story line, since they would only be tuning in for sex every week.

there's a story line????

 

[jushorny]

Can I play the gardener?

 

[sirhugs]

Can I play the gardener?

you could if this was the role play forum. Since it is the Story Ideas forum, you could write a fanfic from the gardener's POV.

 

[Monazwx]

there's a story line????

Of course there is.

The entire sitcom would be centered around the studio and would be about the 'stars' but would also include the director, cameraman, etc. to spice things up.

Oh, the research . . .

 

[Monazwx]

BTW, Teri Hatcher has a 34C bust?
Where did that come from?

(Good info. nonetheless)

 

[race_1962]

34C was my estimate, based on my hobby. ;-)

Listed below is a link that I find pretty accurate overall:

http://www.movieman.com/bra.htm

This site shows Terri as a 32C, but I think that was taken a few years back.

Enjoy.

 

[Monazwx]

That is an interesting list for sure.

Thanks.

The show last night was amazing, as usual.
Loved that riding the bull segment!

 

[sirhugs]

That is an interesting list for sure.

Thanks.

The show last night was amazing, as usual.
Loved that riding the bull segment!

was it just the guys thinking threesome between Mike, Susan (Teri) and Kendra as a hot idea?

 

[Monazwx]

was it just the guys thinking threesome between Mike, Susan (Teri) and Kendra as a hot idea?

Nope. I was thinking it too.
Would have looked better than a Mike, Susan, Edie matchup too.

 

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Nope. I was thinking it too.
Would have looked better than a Mike, Susan, Edie matchup too.

but we floated that boat weeks ago. And Kendra more my type...reality based, less plastic

 

[Monazwx]

but we floated that boat weeks ago.

Where?

And Kendra more my type...reality based, less plastic

For sure, Sheridan is still very beautiful, but looks a little 'dried out' to me.

 

[sirhugs]

Where?



For sure, Sheridan is still very beautiful, but looks a little 'dried out' to me.

see my first post on the thread ( second overall) suggesting a catfight or threeway....or a catfight leading to a three way?

what is scary to me is how emasciated the chestbone is between Nicollette's inflatables....

 

[Monazwx]

Can you believe that I went though this entire thread and I missed that!

Yes, and her chest area is a quite disturbing.
She looked better in the Knots Landing days.

 

[sirhugs]

11/28 was not a very sexy episode all told . Mike and Susan on the outs. John breaks off with Gabby.

Best idea I had was the Asian acunpturist finding a naked way to relax Lynette.

Or Susan and Bree offering Lynette naked comfort.

*sigh*

I hope someone writes us a story soon.

 

[writer64]

11/28 was not a very sexy episode all told . Mike and Susan on the outs. John breaks off with Gabby.

Best idea I had was the Asian acunpturist finding a naked way to relax Lynette.

Or Susan and Bree offering Lynette naked comfort.

*sigh*

I hope someone writes us a story soon.

You must not have watched it all. At the very end, Mike and Susan do end up together- he takes her in the kitchen and she leads him into bed. Very sexy!