Descriptive words.. for the manly goods

katalynn

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I have actually gained a lot of insight from reading all the notes and advice on here. It has helped me out tremendously.

I always get stuck on descriptive words, mainly for sex related areas, which again, I have gained a ton of good words to use.

However, it comes to describing the manly goods, seems to be fairly limited in a way.

There's plenty of words to describe the cock, shaft, whatever other words.

But, how would one go to describe the family jewels? I haven't seen much to help out with that. I'm trying to get away from the common things like,

~ The sac is slapping against the clit ~

So, any help is greatly appreciative! ~
 
But, how would one go to describe the family jewels? I haven't seen much to help out with that.

How about 'hairy scrotum?' 'Family jewels' is always a good choice. 'Ball sac' is another good one. 'Package' or 'ornaments' would work.
 
Suggest you read some stories, Katalynn, and see what different terms are used for different story moods. You can't just drop in any old term in any old story. Unless you're going for crude comedy, "balls" is better than most every other term.
 
I didn't have time really give a good example. Had to run out of here, so it was a quickie post.

The things I have read haven't really gone with that part of description. Like, the better example I'm going for, is when someone is giving a blow job, it's all about the penis, which, is all fine and everything. But, it's rarely seen that the balls get any real attention, like being sucked on and such things like that.

Basically looking on how to fit them into a blow job kind of scene. My previous example was a very poor one, but it was a rushed question.
 
here you are

from: The Bald-Headed Hermit & The Artichoke - An Erotic Thesarus

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Scrotum:

bag, ball bag, ball-sack, bozack, cod, hairy saddlebags, happy sack, knob sack, pouch, purse, sack, scrot sack, spunk worm, sleeping bag, tool bag, twat hammer, winky bag

* Shakespeare used purse as a term for scrotum.

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Testicles:
See Scrotum

accoutrements, acres, allsbay, almonds, apples, Arabian goggles, baby makers, ballocks, balls, bangers, bannocks, basket, baubles, beans, Beecham's pills, berries, birds' eggs, bobbles, bogga, bogs, bollocks, boobies, booboos, boolies, boys, bullets, bum-balls, buttons, callibisters, cannonballs, Charlies, charms, chestnuts, Chicken McNuggets, chumblies, churns, clangers, clappers, clock weights, cluster, cobbler's stalls, cobblers, cobbs, cobs, coconuts, cods, coffee stalls, cojones, come/cum factories, crown jewels, crystals, cubes, cullion(s), culls, damsons, danglers, diamonds, ding-dangs, ding-dongs, do-dads, do-hickeys, dobblers, dusters, eggs, eggs in the basket, essentials, family, jewels, family treasures, flowers, flowers and frolics, Frick and, Frack, fun and frolics, future, ghands, gingambobs, glands, goolies, gonads, gooly, gooseberries, grand bag, hairy saddlebags, happysacks, higgumbobs, jatz crackers, Jenny Hills, jewels, jiggumbobs, jingleberries, John Waynes, jungleberries, kanakah, kanakas, kelks, knackers, knockers, ladies' jewels, lam pah, les accessoires, love apples, love nuts, low-hangers, magazines, male mules, man-balls, marbles, marshmallows, monster-balls, monsters, mountain oysters, nackers, nadgers, nads, nags, nards, necessaries, Niagara Falls, nicknacks, nogs, nuds, nuggets, nutmegs, nuts, orbs, orchestra stalls, orchestras, orchids, orchs, orks, ornaments, oysters, painter's eyes, peanuts, pebbles, pig's knockers, pills, plums, potatoes, pouch, pounders, prunes, raisin bag, rocks, rollies, rollocks, royal jewels, sack o' nuts, saddle bags, scalloped potatoes, scrotum, seals, seeds, sex glands, slabs, slashers, splashers, spunk factories, spunk holders, squirrel, food, stones, swingers, tallywags, tarriwags, taters, testes, testicules, testiculus, testimonials, thingamajigs, thingumbobs, thingummies, Tommy Rollocks, trinklets, twiddle-diddles, twins (the), velvet orbs, vitals, wank tanks, wedding kit, wedding, tackle, whirlygigs, winky bag, yarbles

* Allsbay: pig Latin for balls.
* Arabian goggles: the act of resting one's testes on a partner's eyes.
* Ballocks/bollocks was a standard reference for testicles beginning circa 1000 AD.
* Cojones:from the Spanish slang for testes, also suggesting courage or heroism.
* Fun and frolics: rhymes with bollocks.
* Nads: from gonads, a medical term for testes and ovaries.
* Orchids: from the Greek orchis for testicle.
 
As usual, it depends upon what the author is attempting.
For instance, in a fight, he 'was kicked in the balls.'
In the resulting hospital visit, 'his testes were carefully examined.'
In the bedroom, she can 'tickle his scrotum.'

There are others, of course.
 
There's calling it his manhood, or pride. As stated by HP, it all depends on the context of the story and why it's being described. Lots of terms have been given, so it's applying the right name to the right context.
 
Thank you everyone for the suggestions! I even did some searching on my own, doesn't seem like there really is much to use for what I'm looking for. So, may just have to wing it and make it work. Some of those words did make laugh pretty hard though, would have never thought about a few of the words here!!

Again, thank you all very much!
 
Side note: Some women name their breasts, like "Thelma & Louise". I suppose guys could, if so inclined, name each testicle: "Frick & Frack", "Harry & Tonto", "Dumb & Dumber", etc. They could throw the cock into the nomenclature also: "Manny, Moe & Jack", "Larry, Moe, & Curly" -- guess which is Mo'? And the lusty wench cries, "Gimme some Mo'!", and so on. :cool:
 
Side note: Some women name their breasts, like "Thelma & Louise". I suppose guys could, if so inclined, name each testicle: "Frick & Frack", "Harry & Tonto", "Dumb & Dumber", etc. They could throw the cock into the nomenclature also: "Manny, Moe & Jack", "Larry, Moe, & Curly" -- guess which is Mo'? And the lusty wench cries, "Gimme some Mo'!", and so on. :cool:

John Thomas for D.H. Lawrence, wasn't it? But I don't think he named John's uglier cousins.
 
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