Describe your nom de plume.....

[kromen]

as if it were a sexual position. I've been racking my brain all weekend on such nonsense to keep me from being deluged with my real problems. It seems to help but the problem is I can come up with definitions for other people, but not my own.

For instance, our esteemed South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has become a running joke at work and before the close of business, I came up with this.

"Dirty Sanford" - You tell your partner all the dirty, freaky, nasty, and obscene things you want to do to them all week. Then, on Friday, you catch a plane out of the country and do all those dirty, freaky, nasty, and obscene things to someone else while your lover waits at home.

This should be fun.

 

[ms.read]

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[vrosej10]

as if it were a sexual position. I've been racking my brain all weekend on such nonsense to keep me from being deluged with my real problems. It seems to help but the problem is I can come up with definitions for other people, but not my own.

For instance, our esteemed South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has become a running joke at work and before the close of business, I came up with this.

"Dirty Sanford" - You tell your partner all the dirty, freaky, nasty, and obscene things you want to do to them all week. Then, on Friday, you catch a plane out of the country and do all those dirty, freaky, nasty, and obscene things to someone else while your lover waits at home.

This should be fun.

Reverse cowgirl under a full moon.

 

[impressive]

Sex crack.