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They tried this on the General Board, but the insults were pallid and pathetic. Along the lines of "Heh shithead, your socks stink." Ouch. That musta hurt.

I figure we could get a helluva lot more personal and cutting here.

So I guess I'm it. Nothing is out of bounds. Be personal. Be cruel.
 
Mike,

You pathetic excuse for a human, do you have nothing to do with your pitiful life that you waste our important time with this drivel?

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering.

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.

The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

In this day and age of safe sex, please take this as a compliment, GO FUCK YOURSELF!


I realize this thread doesn't belong here, but I am an equal opportunity insulter, and given the opportunity, I went for it!
 
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Insideyourmind,

That was the most pathetic litany of insults somebody could have devised. And I am being generous in calling them insults. They weren't even that good.

They were prepackaged put-downs that you probably cut and pasted from a 6th grader's website you found while doing a google search.

Come across decomposed bodies, have you? Sheesh. Unless you are a police investigator, medical professional, or work in a morgue, I'd say you're a liar. Completely full of shit.

At least relate these insults back to some experience in your life. . . that is, if you have any. You seem like a total fraud.

I'd go back through your 174 posts to establish the veracity of my accusations, but I wouldn't want to see what other kind of prepackaged crap you clutter up the internet with.

Yes, I did say "clutter" the internet. As big as it is, the kind of crap you post probably makes all of our days a little more burdensome.

Thanks for nothing, loser.
 
<---- Is not playing ... not participating, ... just passing through ... with my thoughts. So, 'hold your fire', please ......

.oO( Insults and cruelty?? :rolleyes: i hope *someone* will delete .. or, at least ... move this thread over to the GB or to the BDSM Cafe, where it should have been posted, ..IF.. at all. Maybe it's just me ... but, i think the whole thing is just a BAD --and not the GOOD kind of BAD that some of us enjoy--- idea which will eventually be taken too seriosuly by some & lead to ... trouble. )
 
Do you think these guys are trying to compensate for something with the inordanetly long insults? :p
 
sinn0cent1 said:
<---- Is not playing ... not participating, ... just passing through ... with my thoughts. So, 'hold your fire', please ......

.oO( Insults and cruelty?? :rolleyes: i hope *someone* will delete .. or, at least ... move this thread over to the GB or to the BDSM Cafe, where it should have been posted, ..IF.. at all. Maybe it's just me ... but, i think the whole thing is just a BAD --and not the GOOD kind of BAD that some of us enjoy--- idea which will eventually be taken too seriosuly by some & lead to ... trouble. )
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Well, Sinnocent, I'll venture this criticism, just to keep the intent of the thread going-- you're very pretty, and you make a good point, but your fonts are kinda hard on the eyes.

I was actually intending all this to be a lot more psychoerotic in nature. So, if anybody would like to go for that....
 
sinn0cent1 said:
<---- Is not playing ... not participating, ... just passing through ... with my thoughts. So, 'hold your fire', please ......

.oO( Insults and cruelty?? :rolleyes: i hope *someone* will delete .. or, at least ... move this thread over to the GB or to the BDSM Cafe, where it should have been posted, ..IF.. at all. Maybe it's just me ... but, i think the whole thing is just a BAD --and not the GOOD kind of BAD that some of us enjoy--- idea which will eventually be taken too seriosuly by some & lead to ... trouble. )
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Well said Sinn, I hope this moved to anywhere but here.

If I wanted to read insults I would take 'kittylikejuice' of 'ignore.'

If I wanted to see them I would watch American tv.
 
sinn0cent1 said:
Awww .. leave that innocent shy slave be AngelicAssassin. Besides .. if you are reallly nice to her, i'm betting she'll share her cookies with you. ;)
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Hey! I'm nice to her all the time, and she doesn't share her cookies with me. I wouldn't bet on her sharing anything - especially if it's chocolate.
 
graceanne said:
Hey! I'm nice to her all the time, and she doesn't share her cookies with me. I wouldn't bet on her sharing anything - especially if it's chocolate.
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Hmm.... i dunno about that, graceanne. i THINK it was shy slave who shared her oreos with me, in exchange for a pecan sprinkled brownie just last week. My memory stinks at times though, so .. i could be mistaken.. may have been someone else.
 
sinn0cent1 said:
Which is exactly why you have never heard *me* lay any claim to being shy.
i'm the innocent one ... and it's common knowledge to most around here by now, i'd think. :p
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And i'm the pope, kiss my ring.
 
sinn0cent1 said:
Which is exactly why you have never heard *me* lay any claim to being shy.
i'm the innocent one ... and it's common knowledge to most around here by now, i'd think. :p
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*cough cough*

Great, sinn, not I got iced tea all over my screen. *sigh*
 
graceanne said:
*cough cough*

Great, sinn, not I got iced tea all over my screen. *sigh*
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Passes graceanne a napkin, a few paper towels and the windex.

You missed a spot ... riiiiight there. :)

Points to the tray of cookies halfhazardly stashed along side the monitor, while adjusting her halo (ok, ok so it's an old AOL CD ... but heck.. these things are good for at least 1000+ hours ... and i have a HUGE stack of them in my desk drawer ... my innocence doth never run outteth :p ). ...

Are those chocolate chip, graceanne? i'll trade you two Lorna Doons for one of those!! :D
 
sinn0cent1 said:
Passes graceanne a napkin, a few paper towels and the windex.

You missed a spot ... riiiiight there. :)

Points to the tray of cookies halfhazardly stashed along side the monitor, while adjusting her halo (ok, ok so it's an old AOL CD ... but heck.. these things are good for at least 1000+ hours ... and i have a HUGE stack of them in my desk drawer ... my innocence doth never run outteth :p ). ...

Are those chocolate chip, graceanne? i'll trade you two Lorna Doons for one of those!! :D
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If you're innocent I'm angelic. . . . oh wait, I guess you must be innocent. :p
 
Outside of self-righteously dissing this thread, exactly what's the point of what you all are doing?

Perhaps I'm misinterpreting, but you seem to be using your dialogue to clique-ishly show me that you're smarter, better and cooler than I am.

It didn't feel good when people did that in high school. And it doesn't feel good now.

And please don't try to say you're just trying to be "cruel" like the title said. Because you're not.
 
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