Derp

[gotsnowgotslush]

Have a derp, about derp ?

(Apologies, to people who like the original version of the song I am cribbing.)


I believe for every drop of derp that falls
A flower dies
I believe that somewhere in USA
Trump! tells lies

I believe that when a herpderp goes astray
Trump! will be on TV, to bray
I believe

I believe
I believe above science, the smallest derp
will still be heard
I believe that someone in the GOP
hates every bird

Every time I hear Donald Trump derp
Think he's a twirp
TwirpDerp a day

Then I know why I believe

Every time I hear a Donald Trump derp
He's King of Twirps
Sultan of Smug

Hope that he is hoisted by his, own petard!

 

[phrodeau]

Seems like a lot of effort for someone who doesn't deserve it.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

When you gaze into the derp,
the derp gazes into you.

*shiver*

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Is that something akin to "A Boy Named Sue" ?

Hopefully, a nickname, and not on the birth certificate.

Long Live Derp! (Derp will never die? Perish the thought!)