Deplorables are officially ruining your 401(k)

[RoryN]

(BTW, if any PB Deplorables chime in with being well off and not concerned, call their bluff, as they're posting about needing to eat ramen to afford their pew pews in the guns thread.)

Average 401(k) balances drop 3% due to market volatility, Fidelity says

A few months of market swings have taken a toll on retirement savers.

The average 401(k) balance fell 3% in the first quarter of 2025 to $127,100, according to a new report by Fidelity Investments, the nation’s largest provider of 401(k) plans.

https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/04/ave...l-due-to-market-volatility-fidelity-says.html

 

[Saint_Ann]

Is that the recently distributed talking point from the DNC? Lol.

 

[BabyBoomer50s]

S&P is up 1.67% YTD as of this afternoon.

 

[contrifan32]

Is that the recently distributed talking point from the DNC? Lol.

No, that's just Rory's latest cry out to be noticed. The DNC isn't stupid enough to use that as a talking point.

 

[RoryN]

Three Deplorables triggered in a row.

 

[Rotadom]

Is that the recently distributed talking point from the DNC? Lol.

No, that's just Rory's latest cry out to be noticed. The DNC isn't stupid enough to use that as a talking point.

You two jeenyus' always troll RoryN. Why is that?

 

[Saint_Ann]

You two jeenyus' always troll RoryN. Why is that?

Why are youse guys always sucking on Rory's cock?

 

[Saint_Ann]

No, that's just Rory's latest cry out to be noticed. The DNC isn't stupid enough to use that as a talking point.

That's why we love him.

 

[Rotadom]

Why are youse guys always sucking on Rory's cock?

I rarely even post on his threads let alone fulfill your homo fantasies.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I rarely even post on his threads let alone fulfill your homo fantasies.

Still, I can't get that image of your lips around his cock out of my head now. Can we call coati in for some 3 way action?

 

[Typo Fu Master]

(BTW, if any PB Deplorables chime in with being well off and not concerned, call their bluff, as they're posting about needing to eat ramen to afford their pew pews in the guns thread.)

LOL.

Where can I get that crystal ball?

 

[Rotadom]

LOL.

Where can I get that crystal ball?

They are on the common sense aisle.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

They are on the common sense aisle.

I've shopped on that aisle.

 

[Lance_Castro]

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[RoryN]

They are on the common sense aisle.

I've shopped on that aisle.

We'll need receipts.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

We'll need receipts.

Cool. Post a link to your crystal ball.

 

[Saint_Ann]

I got a letter from my money guy but didn't open it. I'm in it for the long game. Of course, in a mere 3 1/2 years, the Democrats can take over and double my money. Like Biden did. Or didn't. I don't remember.

 

[MajorRewrite]

I got a letter from my money guy but didn't open it. I'm in it for the long game. Of course, in a mere 3 1/2 years, the Democrats can take over and double my money. Like Biden did. Or didn't. I don't remember.

The S&P 500 increased 55% during the Biden administration, which is a wee bit more than the negative annualized gain since Donnie took office.

 

[RoryN]

Cool. Post a link to your crystal ball.

As most people know, crystal balls are for fortune telling. My comment had nothing to do with predicting the future.

But here's a prediction: you'll provide zero receipts for your supposed common sense.

 

[Saint_Ann]

As most people know, crystal balls are for fortune telling. My comment had nothing to do with predicting the future.

But here's a prediction: you'll provide zero receipts for your supposed common sense.

But your 401k is ok, right Rory?

 

[MajorRewrite]

S&P is up 1.67% YTD as of this afternoon.

The S&P 500 is still in the red for this administration:

January 21 open 6,014
June 4 close 5,971

(sad trombone)