Deplorable Crows

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons."

-Douglas Adams-

Crows are some smart fuckers! They would fit nicely in that quote.
 
"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons."

-Douglas Adams-

Crows are some smart fuckers! They would fit nicely in that quote.
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Fun fact. Crows have been observed to construct compound tools to solve puzzle boxes. Sometimes with as many a four different components. They've also been observed to infer the masses of objects based on how they behave in a breeze. The only other species on Earth known to do these things is human.
 
Fun fact. Crows have been observed to construct compound tools to solve puzzle boxes. Sometimes with as many a four different components. They've also been observed to infer the masses of objects based on how they behave in a breeze. The only other species on Earth known to do these things is human.

Yeah yeah, they'll collect and bring you shiny objects too. Who gives a fuck? Iran is on the list to invade next, there's oil in them sand dunes!
 
Matty would rather troll than be smart. Must be a Canadian thing.

Being Moms little disappointment will screw with a guy's self esteem you know? He's trying to compensate for that.
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Funny thing this morning...
The smoking hot girlfriend and I are laying in be around 9am and the birds start. First the doves with their cooing, then the finches with their chirping and then the crowes joined in. She asked, "Why the fuck do you live in a bird sanctuary?".

And this is why I can't nap at my house. :(
 
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Funny thing this morning...
The smoking hot girlfriend and I are laying in be around 9am and the birds start. Fist the doves with their cooing, then the finches with their chirping and then the crowes joined in. She asked, "Why the fuck do you live in a pool house amidst your friend's bird sanctuary?".

And this is why I can't nap at my house. :(

I'm with you brother. I put up with mariachi music at odd hours for the cheap rent.
 
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Pedant sez, "lolwut?"

Back to signing your posts, I see.
 
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