musicankane
I blew a monkey once.
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Denise and I had been best friends since...well damn nearly since we were infants. I know what you're thinking, we fuck right? Seeing as how this is a erotic posting board, but alas no. WE both have our own love lives and our friendship often complicates things for us. Our partners see how close we are and they get weirded out. Hell We're both 22 and we still shower together, once in a while, like we are still kids. She says she finds comfort in things that don't change. The strangest thing is it's not weird. I don't stand behind her with a boner, hell I don't even look at her tits. She does have great tits and an even better midsection.
Despite Denise's fabulous body, she has a very plain way of dressing. Unlike most perfect ten's, Denise dresses in plain tank tops and pants. She has confessed to be that she has a hard time being "sexy".
Her most recent boyfriend has fallen off the wagon, her wagon. She said that he almost never wants to have sex with her.
"Dump him." I told her simply.
She slaps me in the arm and sticks her tongue out at him. "Come on I'm serious."
I shrugg and rub my arm. She hits harder than you'd expect. "The hell do you want me to do about it?"
"Teach me to turn a man on." She said a firm look in her eye.
Nearly choking on my own spit I began coughing. "What? Why? Denise that's a stupid question, all you have to do is show up naked. Bam! Instant boner."
"Except when we bathe once in a while."
I blinked and shrugged. "Well that's different."
Despite Denise's fabulous body, she has a very plain way of dressing. Unlike most perfect ten's, Denise dresses in plain tank tops and pants. She has confessed to be that she has a hard time being "sexy".
Her most recent boyfriend has fallen off the wagon, her wagon. She said that he almost never wants to have sex with her.
"Dump him." I told her simply.
She slaps me in the arm and sticks her tongue out at him. "Come on I'm serious."
I shrugg and rub my arm. She hits harder than you'd expect. "The hell do you want me to do about it?"
"Teach me to turn a man on." She said a firm look in her eye.
Nearly choking on my own spit I began coughing. "What? Why? Denise that's a stupid question, all you have to do is show up naked. Bam! Instant boner."
"Except when we bathe once in a while."
I blinked and shrugged. "Well that's different."