Demotivators

Dysfunction

The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.




*ouch* :rolleyes:
 
LOL Marvelous Rob !

This is me

Underachievment

The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.


:p
 
Oh, these are TOO awesome! My favorite quote: "Conformity: When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other."
 
"Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99% perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad."

"When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."

:D
 
This is freakin' hilarious!

Thanks for the tipoff, rg.

It's goin' on my Favorites list.

My favorite is: http://dispair.com/consulting.html

An alternative title could be "Hire a consultant, go wrong with confidence".

Peace.
 
TheeGoatPig said:
Thee
Three
no Tree...

The is no hope for MeeGoatPig... ;)


I'm so glad I'm not the only one that sees three. Or tree.

I am officially renaming you ... Mr Pig.

BTW ... where did the name "theegoatpig" come from?
 
RogueLurker said:
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that sees three. Or tree.

I am officially renaming you ... Mr Pig.

BTW ... where did the name "theegoatpig" come from?

I love that story. Maybe I'll tell you someday (tell them now), shut up, you're not the boss of me (yes I am, I'm your BRAIN), oh fine whatever...

One day I was flipping through channels when I saw some hot chick on the screen. I made a lude comment as my brother was passing through, and he called me a pig. I agreed with his assessment, and proceeded to make a pig noise, only it came out more like a goat noise... "What was that? A goat or a pig?" he asks, to which I reply, "Both!" My brother was left with no other option but to call me "Goat Pig".

But when I went to take the IM name Goat Pig, it was already taken. "I can't believe there's another Goat Pig," I said to myself. And then I pondered it. "I'm not just another goat pig!" I was determined to make this name my own. "I'm not just a goat pig, or even The Goat Pig, I'm THEE Goat Pig!"

And so the name was born proper like, and here I am five years later.

It felt insulting the first time someone called me Goat Pig on a forum. It is quite an insulting name, after all (that's kind've how I got it, through an insult). But after a while I grew used to being called Goat Pig, and have grown to to accept the monicre as a part of my self.

I am Thee Goat Pig.

though Mr Pig sounds nice, and Thee is fine, as is Pig, Goat, TGP (thumbnail galler post ;) ), and any combination of them.
 
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