Democrats are Funny.

[JoePepsiCo]

Burn the American Flag? FREE Speech. Constitutionally protected.
Don’t like it? FUCK YOU!
#Safe Zone

Burn the Rainbow Flag? HATE Speech. Not Constitutionally protected.
We don’t like it so, we’re going to FUCK YOU UP!!!
#Employer/Home/Family


I’m rolling in laughter over here. Ha-ha funny. Tears even.
As the DI used to say: Fuck me to tears!
#FuckYouNaziSnowflake

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Update: The Newest Funny

You cannot blame the problems of Big Cities on Democrats.
Except Dallas. Dallas is run by A REPUBLICAN MAYOR!
#FuckUncleTom

 

[Bn2f]

Welcome back, Clayton!

 

[ll74]

Why are people burning flags?

 

[Bray123]

There was a thread a few weeks back asking for funnys from any of the board Trump supporters but it had zero response from all of them.

A total lack of humor.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

There was a thread a few weeks back asking for funnys from any of the board Trump supporters but it had zero response from all of them.

A total lack of humor.

Not technically true.

in this case, AJ brings a mothballed second-string alt out of his shoebox to uselessly wax political yammer with, hilarity ensues.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The significance given to a scrap of cloth. Who knew? That's funny all by itself.

 

[Bn2f]

The significance given to a scrap of cloth. Who knew? That's funny all by itself.

I really wish that I could laugh and find this post humorous. But, alas, I can’t.

A Californian was killed after an argument over a Pride flag hanging outside her clothing store, deputies say
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/21/us/california-pride-flag-shooting/index.html

I’m only left wondering which IS more significant? Cloth or metal? Don’t answer, it’s rhetorical and I already know what your answer will be.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I really wish that I could laugh and find this post humorous. But, alas, I can’t.

A Californian was killed after an argument over a Pride flag hanging outside her clothing store, deputies say
https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/21/us/california-pride-flag-shooting/index.html

I’m only left wondering which IS more significant? Cloth or metal? Don’t answer, it’s rhetorical and I already know what your answer will be.

You don't.

 

[Bn2f]

You don't.

You're right. I should've said that it's rhetorical and I do not care.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The significance given to a scrap of cloth. Who knew? That's funny all by itself.

I guess it depends on the cloth?

or the print? or the thread count in the fabric, maybe? who knows?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You're right. I should've said that it's rhetorical and I do not care.

Now we're getting somewhere.

 

[Bray123]

I've seen clips of hundreds of MAGA rallies all with plenty of US flags being displayed. Nearly all of them have been mutilated in some fashion. In contrast most of the Confederate flags are unmolested.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The significance given to a scrap of cloth. Who knew? That's funny all by itse

Wat goes on record as saying the American flag is a quote scrap of cloth unquote.
That tells folks all they need to know about him and his personal values.

 

[RoryN]

Burn the Rainbow Flag? HATE Speech. Not Constitutionally protected.
We don’t like it so, we’re going to FUCK YOU UP!!!

You're confused. A woman was just shot to death by one of you Deplorables for flying a Rainbow Flag - not the other way around.

I've seen clips of hundreds of MAGA rallies all with plenty of US flags being displayed. Nearly all of them have been mutilated in some fashion. In contrast most of the Confederate flags are unmolested.

Exactly - though I would change "most" to "all" in regards to the Confederate flags.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Wat goes on record as saying the American flag is a quote scrap of cloth unquote.
That tells folks all they need to know about him and his personal values.

And you exhibit your pussification. Again. Ad nauseum . . . .

 

[RoryN]

And you exhibit your pussification.

At least he doesn't hate America - like you apparently do.

 

[LLCox]

I would make a right wing "funny" list but it would be too long and I am lazy so I'll just to myself.

 

[Rotadom]

Burn the American Flag? FREE Speech. Constitutionally protected.
Don’t like it? FUCK YOU!
#Safe Zone

Burn the Rainbow Flag? HATE Speech. Not Constitutionally protected.
We don’t like it so, we’re going to FUCK YOU UP!!!
#Employer/Home/Family


I’m rolling in laughter over here. Ha-ha funny. Tears even.
As the DI used to say: Fuck me to tears!
#FuckYouNaziSnowflake

Funny how? Do they constantly get banned for being too dumb to follow the rules of a site they've been on for 20+ years or a different kind of funny?

How are they funny? Are they here to amuse you? Just how the fuck are they funny? What do they do that makes them so funny?

 

[Chernosoth]

Hypocrisy is a human tendency, not a party tendency. Fake greens have electric cars and private jets flown to climate change events. Abortion opponents get abortions. Which party looks more hypocritical at the moment is a pendulum.

 

[PaxNurgle]

Burn the American Flag? FREE Speech. Constitutionally protected.
Don’t like it? FUCK YOU!
#Safe Zone

Burn the Rainbow Flag? HATE Speech. Not Constitutionally protected.
We don’t like it so, we’re going to FUCK YOU UP!!!
#Employer/Home/Family


I’m rolling in laughter over here. Ha-ha funny. Tears even.
As the DI used to say: Fuck me to tears!
#FuckYouNaziSnowflake

Everybody funny.

Now you funny too.

 

[YDB95]

You funny, but you also wrong.

https://www.reuters.com/article/factcheck-burning-pride-flag-idUSL1N37N1L5

Burning the Bible or a “pride” flag are both protected under the U.S. Constitution’s First Amendment and won’t be penalized unless the activity also violates other laws, independent law experts said in response to online posts claiming that burning a pride flag is considered a hate crime while burning a Bible is not.

 

[Bray123]

Hypocrisy is a human tendency, not a party tendency. Fake greens have electric cars and private jets flown to climate change events. Abortion opponents get abortions. Which party looks more hypocritical at the moment is a pendulum.

Hypocrisy is having a leader who has sworn to uphold the constitution but now tells anyone who is willing to listen that he wants to overturn it.

And people still support that person because 'he shares their values'.

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Democrats are Funny Update:

Walls don’t work. I unilaterally ordered that work/jobs to stop!
I have to build wall. I asked Congress earmarked the money and said it had to be built.
I asked them to allocate the money for something else, so my hands are tied. So I’m building a little wall.
Walls don’t work.

#ElectionComing

I don’t need Congress or the Constitution to forgive student loan debt.
I have a pen and a phone. (I’m nor plagiarizing! I NEVER do that!)

#ElectionComing
#ConflictingConceptsComfortablyCompartmentalized

 

[JoePepsiCo]

Corollary:
I can’t grant amnesty to Dreamers! It’s unconstitutional!

No more elections to face:
I have pen and phone! Amnesty for all anchor babies!

#ElectionComing
#ElectionOver
#ConflictingConceptsComfortablyCompartmentalized

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Joe symbolically announced a scant 20 miles of wall that won’t work.

AOC goes photo-op crazy. Next up she will visit a fence around a remaining business in San Fransisco while it’s being looted and claim it’s Texas as proof walls don’t work.

Joe says, I had to build the wall! They said I did. Law? What law? Alexandra, can I sniff your hair? Want some ice cream little girl? My colored sprinkles are from Mexico. Can you call me Dr. Huxtable?

#ElectionComing
#ConflictingConceptsComfortablyCompartmentalized