Deborah's Audio Sermon Challenge

[Madame Pandora]

Yes, guys and gals, the time has come...

I took the plunge into posting an audio poem and I think it's time for Deb to do the same.

So...since our beloved Deb has been floundering from a lack of inspiration I say -

WE WANNA HEAR IT, girlfriend.

Give up one of your hard-core, tongue-lashing, whips and let us hear it in the divine ranting tone I just KNOW you're capable of.

Come on...I dare ya

MP

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I listened

I was impressed

I wonder if Deb has the balls

 

[Cheri]

I wanna hear a tent-revival meets right-wing-extremist-group to discuss the need for the government to butt out of our business kinda post. I think she's got it in her.....

 

[Nobody Special]

I wonder if Deb has the balls

I wonder the same thing Jusper.. I think she does but they belong to SHEEP tho..

and if she dont like then I guess she can just "BET ME"

E

 

[Deborah]

I do have the balls, Juspar and NS. Bet me.

I'm working on my audio poem as we speak, MP. I do believe you will be shocked. Now, the agreement we made privately is that if I do the audio poem, you'd do nekkid pics. Right?

MP, I think we need a judge to decide whose audio poem is more erotic. I nominate Cheri. I think we can trust her to be objective and impartial.

BTW, I found my inspiration again. Jesus saved me. Just submitted a new story entitled "Jesus Saves." My goal is to submit a new story in each of the 20+ categories for this year. I can do it. Bet me.

Here's a preview of my new story ...

http://www.divine-interventions.com

I'm serious. Bet me.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Hmmm Deb

I wonder. You not only have to compete with the poem content, but with MP's voice and delivery as well. She was very good, though I'm open to be further impressd by you. Regardless, I will comment.

 

[Dillinger]

Now this... THIS... this is HEALTHY competition... keep 'em coming ladies... I think we're all going to be winners here.

 

[Deborah]

Juspar, I have no doubt you will be erotically aroused by my poem. I do not, however, trust woolies from down under.

Someone will have to video you au natural while you are listening to my poem. Just to make sure that there is no doubt that my "work" gets a rise out of you.

 

[Deborah]

Hey Dill, you can get in on this too. I bet it does something to your pickle.

OK, back to work on my poem. I'm stuck on this verse ...

"I grabbed his cock and hit it with a rock and put it in a coffee grinder."

I can't think of a word that rhymes with grinder.

 

[Madame Pandora]

ROFLMFAO...

I said NOTHING to you about nekkid pics, you bitch! LMAO

Not gonna happen...you can exhale RIGHT NOW. Nice try I’m sure the devil made you do it.

Wasn’t looking for a competition on the audio poem thing, but hell yeah, I’m up for it. I’ll even shrug and give ya the benefit of knowing your competition ahead of time. But I’m still not stripping for the camera. You can either come up with other stakes, or the winner will just have to be satisfied with the knowledge that their audio poem marks them as most sexy sounding bitch...Gotta confess, I can't wait to hear yours. It does have to be YOUR voice, though. No hiring of satiny-sounding island girls or anything. And no fucking hallelujah chorus singing back-up!

And see...all I wanted to do was have you shake our knees and inspire us with your holy might, but you gotta turn it into a mud wrasslin’ match ;-) Well…it might get dirty, but I’m keeping my bikini ON.

I LOVE the idea of trying to post one story in each category before the end of the year. I know there's a couple categories that will be a challenge, but I'm so up for it.

Maybe some other authors would sign on for that, too.

We need a team to insure that the overall integrity of the stories doesn't degenerate, though...they'd have to have the gumption to be able to read something in each cat.

ROFL...this totally sounds like fun. Talk about motivation.

MP

 

[WriterDom]

"I grabbed his cock and hit it with a rock and put it in a coffee grinder."

I can't think of a word that rhymes with grinder.

binder? I yanked his testicles and slammed them in a three ring binder

 

[Dillinger]

Hey Dill, you can get in on this too. I bet it does something to your pickle.

OK, back to work on my poem. I'm stuck on this verse ...

"I grabbed his cock and hit it with a rock and put it in a coffee grinder."

I can't think of a word that rhymes with grinder.

Hmmm - is there an other category for that? I'm not sure how well that will do in the voting except with the real hard core bitches like you and MP... *lol*

Let's see...

I grabbed his cock
and hit it with a rock
and put it in a coffee grinder

I took the remains
And cleaned the stains
then put it in the tape rewinder

I played it back
While in the sack
Then decided I need to be kinder

 

[Deborah]

Update

My poem is coming (no pun intended) along quite well.

Thanks for the suggestions guys but I found a better word to rhyme with grinder. "Hinder." One of the meanings is "ass."

OK Madame Pandora, I'm raising the stakes. If this poem makes you wet you have to do an erotica pic that proves that your icon above is not merely wishful thinking.

 

[WriterDom]

Re: Update

OK Madame Pandora, I'm raising the stakes. If this poem makes you wet you have to do an erotica pic that proves that your icon above is not merely wishful thinking.

she puts her icon to shame

 

[Miss Demeanor]

Deborah,

I doubt MP will ever post a pic of herself.



( I think she's afraid that the one of her internet stalkers will recognize her! )

 

[Deborah]

That's no excuse. She could put a bag over her head and do us all a big favor.

 

[Madame Pandora]

I'm sorry...I must have been too vague...I'll be clearer...

NO. NO FUCKING WAY. NOT HAPPENING. NADA CHANCE. ZILCH. ZERO. NIL.

No photographic representation of myself will be POSTED by me to this site of an erotic nature or any other nature.

I have several friends and co-workers who I've "turned on" to the site, so...exhale. And, besides, I may want to run for public office someday ;-)

Miss D is also tres correct about the online stalker bit. There are a few more...doting fans who I would prefer not to encourage. Voice is one thing...but no one gets visual confirmation of my nipples without a damn good chance that I'm going to have carnal knowledge of their naked ass as well ;-)

Leave it to Deborah to back me into a corner and make me have a trace of modesty...whore.

Tell you what, since I'm in this whole Survivor mood, how about this... we've both decided to attempt and post one story in each category before the end of the year - how about the winner getting "Immunity" from the category of their choice?

I like Cheri and I trust her to be impartial. Does Cheri want the awesome responsibility, though?

LMAO.

MP

 

[Nobody Special]

that's OK I'm still waiting for Debra (intentional)to get the BALLS to post her own Pics. as well ... she did at one time tell us all about some pics that she took a while ago but never seen them yet... Come on Deb... where are the Pics you talked about?? since you want MP to show us why not You show us too?? Or are you afraid that you might be a 2 bagger?? you know one for you and one for us incase yours fall off..

 

[Madame Pandora]

I'm not sure how well that will do in the voting except with the real hard core bitches like you and MP... *lol*

Missed this on my first glance down the thread...

Dear, dear, Dillinger, where to find the words to express...oh yeah!

Bite me ;P

Some of us hard core bitches can get you stuffy testosterone pumpers all hot and bothered with a just a submissive little tail...errrr...tale.

We don't all have grinders, you know...some of us prove we're superior by exploiting your more subtle weaknesses.

And you love it

MP

 

[Nobody Special]

I'm not sure how well that will do in the voting except with the real hard core bitches like you and MP... *lol*

Missed this on my first glance down the thread...

Dear, dear, Dillinger, where to find the words to express...oh yeah!

Bite me ;P

Some of us hard core bitches can get you stuffy testosterone pumpers all hot and bothered with a just a submissive little tail...errrr...tale.

We don't all have grinders, you know...some of us prove we're superior by exploiting your more subtle weaknesses.

And you love it

MP

Yea Right????!!!!!

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!??!?!?!?!?!


E

 

[Dillinger]

I'm not sure how well that will do in the voting except with the real hard core bitches like you and MP... *lol*

Missed this on my first glance down the thread...

Dear, dear, Dillinger, where to find the words to express...oh yeah!

Bite me ;P

Some of us hard core bitches can get you stuffy testosterone pumpers all hot and bothered with a just a submissive little tail...errrr...tale.

We don't all have grinders, you know...some of us prove we're superior by exploiting your more subtle weaknesses.

And you love it

MP

Ah... you caught me red handed (quickly pulling my hand away from spanking your hot sexy little ass)... yes... you've guessed my SUBTLE WEAKNESS... submissive little "girls"...

 

[Cheri]

I am honored beyond belief that two such admired bitches, and I mean that in the best possible way, would choose me, the bitch wanna be, to judge your contest. I graciously and with great honor accept said judgeship with the promise that I will endeavor to be impartial and fair. Woo-hoo! I do humbly request that each reading be accompanied by a photo spread to better illustrate said reading. roflmao

Oh and Deborah, will you ever fucking answer my mail?

 

[Deborah]

Hey Cheri, you have to send the e-mail before I can answer it. Seriously, I don't recall any e-mails from you. Unless you said your name was Big Stud and you wanted to cyber and demanded nekkid pics.

Well, my poem is near completion. It is entitled "Ode to Madame Pandora's Box." The difficult part, for me, will me to do the audio. And just where are the fucking instructions for doing this? It would be very helpful to the computer illiterate like myself if someone did a "How To" on this subject.

I think we should give the little game MP and I are going to play a name like "Around the World." And don't we have any other authors who would like to participate? Pluck, pluck, pluck. I like the idea of some sort of immunity challenges. But we should do them throughout the year, not at the end.

Hey Dillinger, don't you want to play with us?

What about Rachel Pacabia?

Crystal,we will match our mastery of "French" up against yours any day.

Come one, come all, the line is drawn in the sand.

 

[Madame Pandora]

Well, my poem is near completion. It is entitled "Ode to Madame Pandora's Box."

Why does this one sentence make Cheri's tagline go running through my head?

"Any moment now, unspeakable horror! Trust me!" -Tom Servo

MP

 

[Cheri]

Madame

As Paula Poundstone says "there is such a thing as healthy fear". roflmao