Death Death.......how are you tonite?

Oh, I'm just sowing the seeds of Chaos as always my beautiful Siren ^_^...

I'm also working on my new doll, it's almost complete!!
 
But I love your mask

:p
 
lol, yeah it IS me, literally....

I had to disguise it though... If all you beauties on Lit saw my visage in its true glory I'd never get any rest!
 
As if rest was your goal llolololol

:p
 
Awwww.. but hijacking is soooo fun!

lol, I think the limey knows me, he knows no woman can resist my incredible charms....

soooo.. wanna sit in my lap and see what pops up?
 
That line was so unbearably old and used

:p
 
Hmm... okay, how about this one?

If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer be the same as your answer to this question?

Wanna go halves on a bastard?

The word of the day is "legs" let's go spread the word.



I know tons of them, never use them in any way but jokingly
 
And I would hanker to bet that

:p
 
I've never had a woman in my bed period.... Well, I've slept with a woman, but never slept with a woman...

Ahh, the joys of being unattractive, having morals, and being a romantic....
 
So you are a fuck them and kick them out of bed kind of lover eh?

:p
 
Nah, I let 'em sleep over, that way they have to make Me breakfast..

That is if they're not too tired to get out of bed. I Do tend to keep a lady up rather late
 
Re: So you are a fuck them and kick them out of bed kind of lover eh?

Siren said:
I use to do that........

Fuck them but not let them sleep over.........

;)

There's another way?
 
Yea there is Ricky

:p
 
Re: Yea there is Ricky

Siren said:
There is the way I will be doing with you..........

fucking you and
letting you sleep on the floor next to my bed.

:cool:

That's not new, that's what drove all my wives crazy
 
* waits patiently for LadyDarkFire to get back so he can get her opinion on his Av*
 
Well then snuggle up to your new lil bed

:p
 
Re: Well then snuggle up to your new lil bed

Siren said:
on the floor.........

I got a nice pillow and a water bowl for ya too.......

dont mind the long chain........it will keep ya close to me.

That sounds more like my kind of setup
 
What was that Killer?

:p
 
Being chained, sleeping on the floor with a pillow and a water dish..

Sounds like my ideal setup, lol
 
Can I have beer in the water bowl?

Gotta warn you, the beer goes through me so I'll just take a leak on your bed leg
 
No problem... I think I can accomodate both of you

:p
 
"some girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.. Others are made of whips and chains and things that bring pain.." I don't like nice girls ;)
 
I dont like nice girls either.......

:p
 
Back
Top