Dearest Todd...Numbers Baby!

[Shelby]

Todd,

You know how much I care about you.

I just scrolled through the last 3 pages. Your upper case headline threads are crashing & the fire-engines are responding as I post this.

Todd, what's up with your latest string of posts? Something going on? What's with the quoting news threads?

 

[Todd]

Its upper case because I C&P, nothing to my recent rash of postings just trying to stir debate and bury the slug threads if you know what I mean. {if not drop me and email and I will esplain}

 

[Guest]

Todd, you got some esplainin' to do.....
And you can' be in the show!!!!!

 

[Shelby]

Todd

Talked to Mum last night and she thought that my clothes wouldn't fit your "Lulu" She said that most soft sculptures were created alike and that they were way too large to fit my clothes. Can you take a waist measurement?

My e-mail is off these days. I'll mail you if you let me know that you're running a good anti-virus. Long story.Nortons & other corporate systems say I don't have the worm but one person keeps mailing me that I do. Hence, I'll only e-mail if you're running an anti-virus. (I know the worm has left the building!! But...)

 

[Guest]

You are the slug, slick, one of them anyway. What makes you think you can think?

 

[Shelby]

Dear Slugger,

*wiping the trail of the slime away*

Who the hell are you talking to?

 

[Todd]

Todd

Talked to Mum last night and she thought that my clothes wouldn't fit your "Lulu" She said that most soft sculptures were created alike and that they were way too large to fit my clothes. Can you take a waist measurement?

My e-mail is off these days. I'll mail you if you let me know that you're running a good anti-virus. Long story.Nortons & other corporate systems say I don't have the worm but one person keeps mailing me that I do. Hence, I'll only e-mail if you're running an anti-virus. (I know the worm has left the building!! But...)

a virus can't effect an online email account can it? if not email me at tforgrave@hotmail.com I haven't seen the lulu doll yet i can call him and get the measurements

 

[Guest]

Todd, I forgrave you already for being a bimbo baby. Shit happens. Just don't pass it on.

 

[Shelby]

Forgrave, Oh Unwelcome Guest-type person. Chill. Take it up with him on your own time. Like he won't know who you are. Idiot.