Dear Yossi

[Sinny]

It has been nearly two fortnight since we last saw ye.
Please vanity search soon and find this thread.
Your levity is missed.
Poll (pole) to follow.

 

[spacekowboy]

I heard you needed a pole. I'll volunteer mine for that bunch.

 

[pointless]

she's sleeping with the fishes, see?

 

[MonaLittle]

Come back Yossi!!! The place has gone downhill since you left. We need your wit, smarts and your Bod.

 

[Amber_Gris]

I miss her and I don't even know her.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Skiddles2014]

She asked me to let you guys know that she won't be coming back because she thinks you are all fake, plastic little twats.

 

[Aphro]

Yeah. Hope she is okay. Yossi!

(I am really stoked that I am part of a poll, though! )

 

[JohnnySavage]

I too miss Yossi.


Of the 2,385,557 registered users, she's my 14th favorite.

 

[unregistered]

 

[spacekowboy]

Yeah. Hope she is okay. Yossi!

(I am really stoked that I am part of a poll, though! )

You've always got a part on....




Nope, too easy.

 

[unregistered]

 

[pointless]

that too.

 

[Sinny]

Come back Yossi!!! The place has gone downhill since you left. We need your wit, smarts and your Bod.

It sure has. I miss her butt.

She asked me to let you guys know that she won't be coming back because she thinks you are all fake, plastic little twats.

I think there could be money to be made in manufacturing fake, plastic twats, but the fake, plastic twats need to have some kind of edge - such as teeth, or unusual colors.

Yeah. Hope she is okay. Yossi!

(I am really stoked that I am part of a poll, though! )

Me, too. I am apparently that easy to please.

Except I spelled your handle wrong. When I see you post, I sometimes say, J TO THE PB is in the haus or some such dorktastic thing.

You've always got a part on....




Nope, too easy.

Stick figure boobs: ( . ) ( . )

 

[unregistered]

 

[neci]

https://catonauts.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/cat-kitty-katze-animated-gif-couple-snuggle.gif?w=497

 

[pointless]

this would be a great place to start a cult.

 

[neci]

http://catonauts.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/cat-kitty-winter-snow-fort.jpg

 

[Sinny]

And, just like that, I'm in love with you.

And I pronounce the haus in the really old skul Germanesque way where I look stern, as if someone pissed on my spaetzle.

https://catonauts.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/cat-kitty-katze-animated-gif-couple-snuggle.gif?w=497

Ohhhhhhhhhh. Kittehs.
I has a sad, I didn't put you in my poll (pole). :frownything:

 

[neci]

And I pronounce the haus in the really old skul Germanesque way where I look stern, as if someone pissed on my spaetzle.




Ohhhhhhhhhh. Kittehs.
I has a sad, I didn't put you in my poll (pole). :frownything:

i am option 5!

i feel like posting more kittehs for yossi.

 

[spacekowboy]

Stick figure boobs: ( . ) ( . )

Stick figure wang. 8===D

 

[Sinny]

this would be a great place to start a cult.

In this thread? Or are you thinking bigger - such as the GB? If so, I always have thought the typical GB regular has far too much skeptism to become a blind follower, although there is a steady stream of n00bs here. However, if I were to go all Jonestown, I would pluck mercilessly from the PG and also the poetry forum because those soft, sweet pretend innocent types would hand over their wallets so very quickly. You could have $5k by tomorrow, you know, if you were J Jonesy enough.

 

[neci]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cat_in_a_box.gif

 

[neci]

In this thread? Or are you thinking bigger - such as the GB? If so, I always have thought the typical GB regular has far too much skeptism to become a blind follower, although there is a steady stream of n00bs here. However, if I were to go all Jonestown, I would pluck mercilessly from the PG and also the poetry forum because those soft, sweet pretend innocent types would hand over their wallets so very quickly. You could have $5k by tomorrow, you know, if you were J Jonesy enough.

all you need are cat gifs.

 

[pointless]

In this thread? Or are you thinking bigger - such as the GB? If so, I always have thought the typical GB regular has far too much skeptism to become a blind follower, although there is a steady stream of n00bs here. However, if I were to go all Jonestown, I would pluck mercilessly from the PG and also the poetry forum because those soft, sweet pretend innocent types would hand over their wallets so very quickly. You could have $5k by tomorrow, you know, if you were J Jonesy enough.

i laughed out loud at this, but not for the reason you intended. thanks for the laugh just the same.