Dear women of the female variety:

Wings

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Do you feel that I am an asshole to you? Have I routinely been an asshole to you?


Would you like to hug it out?
 
Dis gonna draw hashfag in so he can claim he a woman when he just catfishin brah.
 
You've never been an asshole to me, but I will still take the hug, as long as we can boobysquish.
 
Do you feel that I am an asshole to you? Have I routinely been an asshole to you?


Would you like to hug it out?

You've been an asshole to me, but I don't have a vadge. No wait, you've offered your asshole to me. Can I still get a hug?
 
You've been an asshole to me, but I don't have a vadge. No wait, you've offered your asshole to me. Can I still get a hug?

As long as you tuck, yes.

I have been an asshole to you but you still love me anyway. :) vice versa.
 
We've had our differences and I will admit I've been an asshole to YOU in the past (i.e. "twitterbot" to be exact - not "-whore" as you recall :p). But on the love side ... a few years ago you gave me good counsel and that meant and still means a lot to me.

Like the evesdream brand of assholery, your personal brand of Wings assholery has extended fairly equally to both male and female posters, methinks.
 
We've had our differences and I will admit I've been an asshole to YOU in the past (i.e. "twitterbot" to be exact - not "-whore" as you recall :p). But on the love side ... a few years ago you gave me good counsel and that meant and still means a lot to me.

Like the evesdream brand of assholery, your personal brand of Wings assholery has extended fairly equally to both male and female posters, methinks.

:heart:

i happen to like women and am a pretty big supporter of them. I am glad that my assholery is pretty well spread between the sexes.
 
Historically, the GB "female assholes" have all turned out to be men.
 
Have I been an asshole to you? Do you want a hug? Do you have a vagina?

Any of those will do. Get in here.

No conflicts, no vag, but I'll take the hug.

But I'm not tucking. Just ignore the man bump. These days it's more for me anyway. :(
 
I've seen you express your opinion on issues at hand, that is far from being an asshole just to be an asshole. You are not an asshole.

May we proceed with the boob jousting now?
 
Go tell that to Eyer.

:D

Didn't you once so self-righteously pontificate to the Board that the best way to deal with me is to completely ignore me?

And now look at you...

:D

What is it with all you can't walk like you wannabe talk bozos?
 
:D

Didn't you once so self-righteously pontificate to the Board that the best way to deal with me is to completely ignore me?

And now look at you...

:D

What is it with all you can't walk like you wannabe talk bozos?

Didn't you once self righteously declare to the board that if there was ever a politics forum you'd leave forever?
 
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