Dear Wings

[glynndah]

Dear Darth,

I always take a picture of my dehumidifier and the sticker on it and go to Home Depot and wait for my lost face to gain me some help.

Good luck

-W

The nearest Home Depot is miles and miles away. I shall rely on my fallback option: a pretty sparkly sticker strategically placed over the offending item.

 

[Wings]

The nearest Home Depot is miles and miles away. I shall rely on my fallback option: a pretty sparkly sticker strategically placed over the offending item.

Ah, the fail safe duct tape method, but classier. Good thinking.

 

[spacekowboy]

Dear Wings,

If you are looking for that last minute fling you'd better get over here fast. The clock is ticking!



Fappingly Yours,
CongaRatsOnTheNups.


ps. Couldn't be happier for you

 

[notahunk]

Dear Wings,

I don't have a question, I just wanted to say this thread is fuckin' brilliant.

Also, if you show your tits all the time, why haven't I seen 'em?

There was somethin' else, but I forgot, 'cause tits.

Sincerely,

Fixated on tits.

P.S.

( . )( . )

 

[notahunk]

Well, first of all, all the violet is really just in the silvery part, but since quite a bit of my hair, especially in front, is silver, it's fairly violet.

I use the purple shampoo and conditioner {to tone down brassiness and yellowing} and add the violet dye to the bottles so it gets more violet-er each time I wash it. I leave the shampoo and conditioner on for a few minutes extra to boost the colour. So far, it's maintained a tint I like, although I am tempted to go a bit bolder.

So, to answer your question {FINALLY!}, I dunno.

As a guy that doesn't color his hair, I gotta say, this is a brilliant method.

Good thinkin'.

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

If you are looking for that last minute fling you'd better get over here fast. The clock is ticking!



Fappingly Yours,
CongaRatsOnTheNups.


ps. Couldn't be happier for you

Dear Rat Infested,

Thank you for the offer but I'm good. I will always have my dreams.

-W

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

I don't have a question, I just wanted to say this thread is fuckin' brilliant.

Also, if you show your tits all the time, why haven't I seen 'em?

There was somethin' else, but I forgot, 'cause tits.

Sincerely,

Fixated on tits.

P.S.

( . )( . )

Dear Myopic Man,

I guess you just haven't been paying attention.

By the way, thanks for the compliment. Sometimes you just have to get silly on the GB.



-W

 

[Garnate]

Dear Wings,

Have you started in on the mimosas yet? If not, why not?

Sincerely,

All about that bubbly

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Have you started in on the mimosas yet? If not, why not?

Sincerely,

All about that bubbly

Dear Bubbles,

I haven't! I'm more focused on how much coffee I can consume.

-W

 

[spacekowboy]

Dear Rat Infested,

Thank you for the offer but I'm good. I will always have my dreams.

-W

Going once, twice?

...The bid goes on!


Happy day, sweetcheeks!
-FapInfested

 

[Not Normal]

The nearest Home Depot is miles and miles away. I shall rely on my fallback option: a pretty sparkly sticker strategically placed over the offending item.

Youtube is you friend.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Wings,

Is Band of Brothers the greatest television miniseries of all time or what?

Militarily yours,

Capt. Sobelwuz A. Nutsack

 

[notahunk]

Dear Myopic Man,

I guess you just haven't been paying attention.

By the way, thanks for the compliment. Sometimes you just have to get silly on the GB.



-W

Dear Wings,

Not payin' attention? To tits? Are you mad? I mean come on, they're tits for tits sake.

As for the compliment, don't mention it.

Sincerely,

I'm waiting....

P.S.

Had to look up the word "myopic". Very funny. Although, I do believe "tunnel vision" would be the more appropriate term. Would you not agree?

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Wings,

What is the best way to get a woman to squirt on cam, besides watching her squat over a toilet?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Wings,

Have a good day!

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Wings,

Enjoy your special day.

Dont forget the pics tomorrow.

Love, Me

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Wings,

What do you mean by, "Batteries not needed?"

Signed,

Just Curious

 

[thør]

Dear Wings,

Show me your Gnoche.

Or at least, the recipe.

Foodie.

 

[TwinkleStars]

Dear Wings,

https://media.giphy.com/media/Ff1BpZco3ukVy/giphy.gif

Sincerely,
One Fucked Up Nut

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

What do you mean by, "Batteries not needed?"

Signed,

Just Curious

Dear Curious,

Stainless steel, my gorgeous friend. Stainless steel.

Signed,
Steely gaze

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Show me your Gnoche.

Or at least, the recipe.

Foodie.

Dear Foodie,

Gnocchi or ganache?

Signed,
I make em both.

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

https://media.giphy.com/media/Ff1BpZco3ukVy/giphy.gif

Sincerely,
One Fucked Up Nut

Dear Nut,

So cute!

 

[thør]

Dear Foodie,

Gnocchi or ganache?

Signed,
I make em both.

Yes.........