Dear Santa... 2007
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Dear Santa, I have been very, very, very bad. I have had very impure thoughts. I not only gave in to my impure thoughts, but I also seduced my husband into exploring those very impure thoughts with me. We did so much exploring together that I am pretty much excavated today, there isn't a part of me that hasn't been explored.
There is not doubt in my mind that my evil ways are satan's dirty work, and even hell's fires aren't as hot as my ass, right now.
The thing is, I do not feel the slightest twinge of guilt or remorse about it, I happen to enjoy being a screaming slut with the man, what can I say?
So Santa, if you read this and are enjoying a happy hard on, please remember me on Christmas: I can always use more lube, believe me!
And while you're at it, please throw in some extra treats: I love surprises.
Kinky surprises. Stuff I haven't thought off yet. The Mr. is delighted at this unsuspected side of me, he says, and would love to indulge me in just about any fucked up thing that pass through my very perverted horny twisted imagination.
Thank you so much, Santa.
See you around, big boy.
There is not doubt in my mind that my evil ways are satan's dirty work, and even hell's fires aren't as hot as my ass, right now.
The thing is, I do not feel the slightest twinge of guilt or remorse about it, I happen to enjoy being a screaming slut with the man, what can I say?
So Santa, if you read this and are enjoying a happy hard on, please remember me on Christmas: I can always use more lube, believe me!
And while you're at it, please throw in some extra treats: I love surprises.
Kinky surprises. Stuff I haven't thought off yet. The Mr. is delighted at this unsuspected side of me, he says, and would love to indulge me in just about any fucked up thing that pass through my very perverted horny twisted imagination.
Thank you so much, Santa.
See you around, big boy.
northwoods_sub
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Dear Santa,
I have been very good this year, at least I think I have. I have learned how to make friends and how to cultivate those relationships, I think that is pretty good considering it took me 32 years to learn how to do that. I have been a good mom and am continuing to learn how to be a good wife and submissive to my loving Husband. I know I haven't been that good as school but I am really trying to be better.
So as to what I want for Christmas. I want money Santa. I want to be able to apply to grad school, because I fear if I don't go now I will never go. I know asking for money is kind of boring and not always feasible. So if I can't have money how about a new sewing machine, I had to sell mine 4 years ago so I could come to university and really miss it. And I guess if funds are to tight for either of those things could you at least leave little notes in some human resource reps stockings about what a good scientist I am and that I would be a worthwhile hire?
Thanks Santa, I know you won't let me down.
Love and kisses.
nws
I have been very good this year, at least I think I have. I have learned how to make friends and how to cultivate those relationships, I think that is pretty good considering it took me 32 years to learn how to do that. I have been a good mom and am continuing to learn how to be a good wife and submissive to my loving Husband. I know I haven't been that good as school but I am really trying to be better.
So as to what I want for Christmas. I want money Santa. I want to be able to apply to grad school, because I fear if I don't go now I will never go. I know asking for money is kind of boring and not always feasible. So if I can't have money how about a new sewing machine, I had to sell mine 4 years ago so I could come to university and really miss it. And I guess if funds are to tight for either of those things could you at least leave little notes in some human resource reps stockings about what a good scientist I am and that I would be a worthwhile hire?
Thanks Santa, I know you won't let me down.
Love and kisses.
nws
HB1965
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Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would like you to bring me 5 million dollars in investments with a fixed interest rate of 10%. Then I would like a house with the property taxes paid for the next ten years, a brand new SUV with the insurance paid for the same length of time, and a housekeeper to clean up after me.
Then of course any unusual sex toys you happen to find in your travels.
Horny
For Christmas I would like you to bring me 5 million dollars in investments with a fixed interest rate of 10%. Then I would like a house with the property taxes paid for the next ten years, a brand new SUV with the insurance paid for the same length of time, and a housekeeper to clean up after me.
Then of course any unusual sex toys you happen to find in your travels.
Horny
coy_one
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Dear Santa,
Somewhere, some sick turd in the courts system decided that holding out for a year before people can get divorced in Maryland was a good idea.
You know, in case I ever wanted the asshole back.
You know as well I as do that I was an excellent wife to a man who never fully appreciated me.
Now, if you could PLEASE just get me that divorce, and the property settlement done with, I would be so uber appreciative.
I'm even giving up all materialistic wants this year, which as you know can be hard for a material gal like myself.
I just want to be divorced so I don't have to deal with this crap anymore. I'm tired of hearing from his attorney about how unrealistic I am because I want my share of the retirement.
Thank you,
M.
Somewhere, some sick turd in the courts system decided that holding out for a year before people can get divorced in Maryland was a good idea.
You know, in case I ever wanted the asshole back.
You know as well I as do that I was an excellent wife to a man who never fully appreciated me.
Now, if you could PLEASE just get me that divorce, and the property settlement done with, I would be so uber appreciative.
I'm even giving up all materialistic wants this year, which as you know can be hard for a material gal like myself.
I just want to be divorced so I don't have to deal with this crap anymore. I'm tired of hearing from his attorney about how unrealistic I am because I want my share of the retirement.
Thank you,
M.
Netzach
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Dear Santa - I'm thinking we could work something out, you and I. I know I haven't always been that enamored of you as an adult, because you're usually trailing little germ ridden kids with you, and I really have held it against you that I found out at 8 you let my mom do all the actual work. So I'll cut a deal.
I'll help you with all those rollergirl punk rock moms and single girls who have to work a job they're bored with and miss the punk rock salad days, with the husbands who can do 50-150 in "cool jewelry" - you won't have to do jack.
Deal?
I'll help you with all those rollergirl punk rock moms and single girls who have to work a job they're bored with and miss the punk rock salad days, with the husbands who can do 50-150 in "cool jewelry" - you won't have to do jack.
Deal?
snowy ciara
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Dear Santa,
I have a very long list this year so far, and I always forget something for someone, so I reserve the right to add to it as neccessary. I'm sure you'll understand this; I'm only human, not a semi-mythological almost deity sort with a herd of Little Mythical People and Magically Aerodynamically Enhanced Hooved Critters.
But anyway.
I understand that I'm not allowed to ask for world peace; which I sort of understand because establishing world peace would take away a lot of people's free will and that's just not right either. So that's off the table. I can't even organize my life right now, and dealing with my students is a constant study in Chaos Theory and Entropy, so I don't think I'm cut out for World Domination either.
1. As you know, D is still estranged from his dad, and it's affecting his whole family. I know it's not really his fault, or his dad's fault because they're two different people, raised in two different times, and both find it difficult to stretch across the gulf between them. If you could please give them a nudge in the right direction, I know their family and friends would really appreciate it. And it's not like I'm asking for World Peace here. Just peace in a small part of it.
2. PC and Y. Please find a way through the paperwork mess and all that. It's not very often two people in this world find each other. I'd move heaven and earth to fix it for them, but I can't, so I'm asking you to spread a little of that peace and goodwill towards the guys who have the power to fix this mess.
3. R and D. Sweet R and D. The bestest friend's a lil kinky girl can have. Please heal her. Eva said (or rather Tim Rice put the words in her mouth) "What is the use of the stoutest heart, in a body that's falling apart." I ask you the same thing, Santa. It's not fair that they had to go through so much to find each other, only to have weird health issues messing with them.
4. While I'm asking you to toss some healing around, sprinkle some over our Litizens, please.
5. And another thing. It kills me to ask for something for someone I don't really care for, but I have a feeling that The Dick is a Dick because life has been a bit of a bitch. I'll be honest here, Santa. Maybe I'm selfish for asking this because everytime he's unhappy about something, he lashes out at some ones I care about and I'm fucking tired of cleaning up his messes. So even though he's a pain in the ass, please think about easing his way a bit. Cause it's better for all of us.
6. Our animal shelter here is a no-kill shelter. But they may not stay that way because of the over-crowding. So, please make more inexpensive spay/nueter options for people, and while you're at it, we need more space, a never ending supply of kibble and bedding, and more volunteers.
7. That's all I can think of for now, except for a sweet little kid in Az who'd really like some snow this Christmas. I know it's hard to make it snow in the desert, but she'd be over the moon if you could do that please.
More later, and my best to the Missus, please. I'll leave you some of those really good bondage gingerbread men again this year.
Love from Snowy
I have a very long list this year so far, and I always forget something for someone, so I reserve the right to add to it as neccessary. I'm sure you'll understand this; I'm only human, not a semi-mythological almost deity sort with a herd of Little Mythical People and Magically Aerodynamically Enhanced Hooved Critters.
But anyway.
I understand that I'm not allowed to ask for world peace; which I sort of understand because establishing world peace would take away a lot of people's free will and that's just not right either. So that's off the table. I can't even organize my life right now, and dealing with my students is a constant study in Chaos Theory and Entropy, so I don't think I'm cut out for World Domination either.
1. As you know, D is still estranged from his dad, and it's affecting his whole family. I know it's not really his fault, or his dad's fault because they're two different people, raised in two different times, and both find it difficult to stretch across the gulf between them. If you could please give them a nudge in the right direction, I know their family and friends would really appreciate it. And it's not like I'm asking for World Peace here. Just peace in a small part of it.
2. PC and Y. Please find a way through the paperwork mess and all that. It's not very often two people in this world find each other. I'd move heaven and earth to fix it for them, but I can't, so I'm asking you to spread a little of that peace and goodwill towards the guys who have the power to fix this mess.
3. R and D. Sweet R and D. The bestest friend's a lil kinky girl can have. Please heal her. Eva said (or rather Tim Rice put the words in her mouth) "What is the use of the stoutest heart, in a body that's falling apart." I ask you the same thing, Santa. It's not fair that they had to go through so much to find each other, only to have weird health issues messing with them.
4. While I'm asking you to toss some healing around, sprinkle some over our Litizens, please.
5. And another thing. It kills me to ask for something for someone I don't really care for, but I have a feeling that The Dick is a Dick because life has been a bit of a bitch. I'll be honest here, Santa. Maybe I'm selfish for asking this because everytime he's unhappy about something, he lashes out at some ones I care about and I'm fucking tired of cleaning up his messes. So even though he's a pain in the ass, please think about easing his way a bit. Cause it's better for all of us.
6. Our animal shelter here is a no-kill shelter. But they may not stay that way because of the over-crowding. So, please make more inexpensive spay/nueter options for people, and while you're at it, we need more space, a never ending supply of kibble and bedding, and more volunteers.
7. That's all I can think of for now, except for a sweet little kid in Az who'd really like some snow this Christmas. I know it's hard to make it snow in the desert, but she'd be over the moon if you could do that please.
More later, and my best to the Missus, please. I'll leave you some of those really good bondage gingerbread men again this year.
Love from Snowy
NALA CAYENNE
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Dear Santa,
I want the person who started this thread. I've been very good but I think she could make me very bad...I want that.
Nala.
PS. I'll even leave alcohol with your cookies this year if you'll make it so
I want the person who started this thread. I've been very good but I think she could make me very bad...I want that.
Nala.
PS. I'll even leave alcohol with your cookies this year if you'll make it so
Northwoods_Dom
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Dear Santa,
Nothing for me this year, but for my loving wife and kids...well grant me the resources to grant their every holiday wish this year. Oh and if its not too much trouble give my boss a painful case of the clap..(he deserves it)
Thank you
NWD
Nothing for me this year, but for my loving wife and kids...well grant me the resources to grant their every holiday wish this year. Oh and if its not too much trouble give my boss a painful case of the clap..(he deserves it)
Thank you
NWD
doveofserenity
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Dear Santa,
For the kids, their Power Ranger and Naguto things they already sent to you by email would be greatly appreciated.
And since i had to be a good girl this year, and still have the coal from last year; i was hoping you might have a round trip ticket to a certain spot on the East coast in that big red bag of yours?
For the kids, their Power Ranger and Naguto things they already sent to you by email would be greatly appreciated.
And since i had to be a good girl this year, and still have the coal from last year;
i was hoping you might have a round trip ticket to a certain spot on the East coast in that big red bag of yours? 
Luna_Wolf72
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Dear Santa
I want what he wants, only more so.
I would like a case of girly snuggles, followed by a quick hug from someone very special who knows who she is.
I want to go to BC because someone I miss lives there...
and finally I want to move to Cali because that's where they live.
so in this order i need:
a job in Cali, extra money for the trip to BC and her...just her...always and forever...
I want what he wants, only more so.
I would like a case of girly snuggles, followed by a quick hug from someone very special who knows who she is.
I want to go to BC because someone I miss lives there...
and finally I want to move to Cali because that's where they live.
so in this order i need:
a job in Cali, extra money for the trip to BC and her...just her...always and forever...
SubKekiLee
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Dear Santa
I dont want alot this year I just want my kids to be happy, my husband to be happy and my Sir to feel loved... I am not a materlistic person, but I did get what I wanted my new house looks absolutely B E A U T I F U L..... Im blessed....
I dont want alot this year I just want my kids to be happy, my husband to be happy and my Sir to feel loved... I am not a materlistic person, but I did get what I wanted my new house looks absolutely B E A U T I F U L..... Im blessed....
