Dear Rubyfruit.

[alexandraaah]

I've video evidence of you on your knees and begging for more attention.

I watched it twice.

Oh, Fourth, you are a poor, misinformed young man.

Now stop confusing me with your adolescent wet dreams, it's creeping me out.

 

[Cheyenne]

Wow, I didn't think anyone remembered that totally inaccurate acronym anymore.

It's a compliment, coming from a total cheesehead.

You forget, I have a great memory!

FIB is used mostly by the Door County people as they take the FIB's tourist dollars. I personally prefer Flatlanders as the term of choice.

 

[alexandraaah]

You forget, I have a great memory!

FIB is used mostly by the Door County people as they take the FIB's tourist dollars. I personally prefer Flatlanders as the term of choice.

I respectfully acquiesce. I have no problem giving Wisconsin my tourist dollars, as I enjoy Kettle Moraine for camping and other parts of that damn state serve me well.

I am not a fuckin' bastard though!

*sniffle*

 

[Sixth]

Oh, Fourth, you are a poor, misinformed young man.

My blessings are few and far between. It's a stroke of luck that I don't have to man the tail-gun on a bread truck.

Now stop confusing me with your adolescent wet dreams, it's creeping me out.

You said that while we were playing with the yoghurt too.

 

[alexandraaah]

Okay, you're still funny as hell.

I begrudgingly promote you to Fifth, temporarily.

 

[Cheyenne]

I respectfully acquiesce. I have no problem giving Wisconsin my tourist dollars, as I enjoy Kettle Moraine for camping and other parts of that damn state serve me well.

I am not a fuckin' bastard though!

*sniffle*

Now check again, I said Chicago was the center of the FIBs, not that you were one personally.

We love your tourist dollars. I spend a lot of mine here, too.

 

[Sixth]

Fifth? Oh no.

I’m way past sloppy seconds. I’m further a field than frivolous fifth. It has to be Sixth.
Or are you saying you can only deal with five at a time?

 

[alexandraaah]

Fifth? Oh no.

I’m way past sloppy seconds. I’m further a field than frivolous fifth. It has to be Sixth.
Or are you saying you can only deal with five at a time?

First of all, Fifth, I'm not a slut, I'm a whore.

There is no second of all, unless you keep up the comments, in which case you'll be quickly demoted to Second.

 

[Sixth]

First of all, Fifth, I'm not a slut, I'm a whore.

There is no second of all, unless you keep up the comments, in which case you'll be quickly demoted to Second.

Only the female kind and closeted men use the word slut in a negative sense.

 

[alexandraaah]

Only the female kind and closeted men use the word slut in a negative sense.

Wow, you're coming out of the closet on a "Dear Rubyfruit" thread?

I suppose that's apt.

 

[Mistress]

I'm highly jealous.... I wanna see Draaah nipple AND Funboy nipple.

 

[Sixth]

Wow, you're coming out of the closet on a "Dear Rubyfruit" thread?

I suppose that's apt.

You're only saying that because you're from the Windy City.

No one else is reading this thread any more. Hello no one.

 

[Sixth]

Unless.
Unless.
Unless.

That's unless someone called Mistress posts a nipple request in the time it takes me to write that post.

Oh! Darkness! Why doth thou mock!

 

[alexandraaah]

You're only saying that because you're from the Windy City.

No one else is reading this thread any more. Hello no one.

You sound too concerned about that.

 

[Sixth]

You sound too concerned about that.

Wouldn't you be?

 

[alexandraaah]

Wouldn't you be?

Nope.

 

[Sixth]

Nope.

You're only saying that because...

... oh, wait, I've done that joke already.


 

 

[Rambling Rose]

I call you out to post more and you give me this, Sixth? I ought to demote you myself!

 

[alexandraaah]

I call you out to post more and you give me this, Sixth? I ought to demote you myself!

Let's you and I be like those drill sargeants on talk shows; we'll break him down to zero and let him beg to earn his way back.

I'm in that kinda mood today.

 

[Sixth]

I call you out to post more and you give me this, Sixth? I ought to demote you myself!

I've posted wit and charm elsewhere. I've posted sonnet and verse. Elsewhere on these forums the very skies opened and wept at my humble words. Honest. Ahem.

I even attached the dreadful dirge of my voice to the Audio Thread.

It's just that...
  It's just that...
    It's just that...
The draaah one brings out the hedgerow in me.

 

[alexandraaah]

The draaah one brings out the hedgerow in me.

I get that a lot.

 

[Sixth]

Let's you and I be like those drill sargeants on talk shows; we'll break him down to zero and let him beg to earn his way back.

*Scoff*

You'll break me down? Oh dear. Oh dear. I fear you mistake me for some internet wimp boy.

The begging is even less likely.

Just count your lucky stars that I'm busy being sad-code geek and am writing my own forums - otherwise you'd already be telling me what colour panties you're taking off.