Dear Rubyfruit.

[alexandraaah]

Dear Rubyfruit,

I am a single woman who is talking with InternationalFunboy on msn. He wants to see some nipple. What should I do?

Signed,

Unsure in Chicago

 

[Guest]

Show him

 

[superlittlegirl]

I know I'm not Ruby, but maybe I can help.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/dpf_1672_485323

How 'bout this?

--Freya

 

[Shaq]

Show him

This is the answer I like....

 

[samsonagonistes]

I agree

 

[scylis]

don't show him. he's eeeeeeevil.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Will alex bow to popular opinion? Will she produce the funbags he so wants to see? How will this affect their relationship? Find out next time on a very special 'Dear Rubyfruit'.....

eeeeevil? HAHAHAHAHahhahahahahaha!

 

[MechaBlade]

Although his AV scares me more than that giant clit, I think you should show him.

 

[MechaBlade]

Will alex bow to popular opinion? Will she produce the funbags he so wants to see? How will this affect their relationship? Find out next time on a very special 'Dear Rubyfruit'.....

eeeeevil? HAHAHAHAHahhahahahahaha!

Oh GOD there it is AGAIN!!!!!

AAAAAEEEEEEII!!!!

[runs screaming from thread]

 

[Laurel]

If he wants to see tit,
you must submit.



(Where's that Johnny Cochrane sex thread anyhow?)

 

[Rubyfruit]

Dear Unsure in Chicago,

I am sorry I wasn't hear to give you advice when you needed it.

One question, why are you whoring around on camera? Make the Funboy come to you personally in Chicago.

Then report back to me.

 

[Sixth]

Despite the mention of "funbags" which might normally disqualify the lad from anything and everything... despite that, I have to encourage a general move towards getting your tits out.

Start a fashion. It'll make you popular.

 

[alexandraaah]

Dear Unsure in Chicago,

I am sorry I wasn't hear to give you advice when you needed it.

One question, why are you whoring around on camera? Make the Funboy come to you personally in Chicago.

Then report back to me.

Dear Rubyfruit,

I am not whoring around on camera, I'm merely...erm.....teasing around on camera. The funboy stated that he would move to Chicago, which scares the holy funbags bejeezus out of me.

What should I do?

Signed,

Unsure and Creeped Out in Chicago.

 

[Sixth]

Run.

If anyone offers to up and leave their life (let alone move to the Windy City) after a bit of teasing on-cam then they're clearly a stalker.

Run. He'll like that.

 

[alexandraaah]

Run.

If anyone offers to up and leave their life (let alone move to the Windy City) after a bit of teasing on-cam then they're clearly a stalker.

Run. He'll like that.

If you insult my glorious city again you shall see yourself walking a narrow plank to your doom.

Chicago rocks, and you're looking pasty.

 

[Cheyenne]

If you insult my glorious city again you shall see yourself walking a narrow plank to your doom.

Chicago, center of the land of the FIB's.

 

[Sixth]

If you insult my glorious city again you shall see yourself walking a narrow plank to your doom.

Chicago rocks, and you're looking pasty.

Touchy. Touchy. I think Chicago is fairly widely known as the Windy City.

However. I'll walk the plank if you'll dress up as a pirate.

 

[alexandraaah]

Chicago, center of the land of the FIB's.

Wow, I didn't think anyone remembered that totally inaccurate acronym anymore.

It's a compliment, coming from a total cheesehead.

 

[alexandraaah]

Touchy. Touchy. I think Chicago is fairly widely known as the Windy City.

However. I'll walk the plank if you'll dress up as a pirate.

You try saving face, but you clearly defamed my city.

Aye, pirate.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

well someones getting some cam time anyways

 

[Sixth]

You try saving face, but you clearly defamed my city.

Aye, pirate.

Saving face? Wait. Doesn't that imply some sort of back down? Christ no. I didn't mean to work on your city's insecuries... however, if that's the road I'll have to walk then sobeit.

*clears throat*

A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago. He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there.

When asked why, he replied that he was just too afraid of all the crime even though he would be passing up a big salary increase and greater benefits.

His co-worker said to reconsider and that Chicago was a magnificent city, with world class museums, loaded with a great history, sites, close to Canada, good public transportation, etc.

Then he said: "Why I myself worked in Chicago for almost 10 years and in all that time I never ever had a problem with crime while I was working."

The first asked, "What did you do there?"

To which the other replied, "I was tail-gunner on a bread truck."

 

[alexandraaah]

That guy's a pussy.

 

[Sixth]

That guy's a pussy.

You're only saying that because he won't cam with you.

 

[alexandraaah]

You're only saying that because he won't cam with you.

Do you honestly think I have to solicit a man for da cam of love?

I'm going to talk to Laurel about changing your name to Fourth.

 

[Sixth]

I've video evidence of you on your knees and begging for more attention.

I watched it twice.