Dear (Place name Here)

[Serendipity_444]

Dear Asshole,

Thanks for last night. Thanks for spilling your god damned drink on me and spitting in my face with every damn 's' in your sentence. Thanks for bragging about how you dogged all of the other women that were stupid enough to even give you a moment in time. Thanks for slithering your way across the dance floor in lame attempts to look sexy, you made me laugh with the chicken dance type moves you have. Thanks for dragging the date on for eternity with your mind numbing banter in regards to networks and ipod's. Thanks for confirming to me that Karma is a bitch, next time I will tell Jenny the truth and go out with her instead, at least she has a nice pair of tits and talks literatly.
Thanks for trying to do the ole arm over the shoulder trick as we watched the theater. You confirmed to me that your I.Q. is about as high as your god damn shoe size.
After that, I want to thank you for driving me home cranking up gangsta rap in your 80's K-car. You are totally hot in that thang. Thanks for swooning in for a kiss, I couldn't even stomach the idea of what your kiss was like after smelling your rotten egg breath.
Thanks a lot, for confirming to me that women are better than men and I will stick to my vibrator and not try to fuck a real cock!

 

[wickedlady31]

Dear Man meat

Last night couldn't have been more awesome. You touched me in all the right places without having to say a word. Your strong hands groped me in the dark at our table and you know you made my panties soaking wet. When you brought your fingers to your nose to inhale my fragrence, I felt myself become even more aroused.
Oh, just the mere thought of my orgasm at the table with the waitor near-by is enough to make me want to cum right now. In fact man meat, I am fingering my pussy as I write......
Your cock was delicious. It filled my mouth wonderfully with your essence. I am remembering how you taste as I am currently bringing my own nectar to my lips. I still have a scent of last nights love tangle.
Baby, I want you to cum again today. Shall I show up to work in my tight little skirt with no panties? I know you like to play with my pussy at work as I pretend to take notes at the meeting.
Maybe during lunch we can retreat to the men's room and you can fuck me from behind, remember the first time we did that? Poor Larry just about had a heart attack, who knew he was in the next stall? Oh god, I need to cum now, so if you'll pardon me, I must go finger myself until my cunt clenches down on my fingers in it's release......I will whipe my cum on some panties and leave them in the top drawer of your desk my man toy.....

 

[sirgary]

Dear teeth grinder,

Sorry I bug you.......get over it.....