Dear Penis II by Sparky Kronkite

[Sparky Kronkite]

Dear penis, dear penis why are you for me too small
Only an inch and a half between quite shrunken balls
If I could get you to grow I'd feel so happy inside
My love's big sloppy pussy which is five inches wide

And man we're talkin' nasty (we're talkin' wet too - gallons)

Dear penis, dear penis I bought you a gift
A pump from Doc Johnson ought to make a big diff
I'll put you inside and pump this sucker 'til dawn
I'll pump 'til you rise to the size of King Kong

And man that's one big penis (we're talkin' gallons of cum boys, I can dream can't I?)

Dear penis, dear penis I think Doc Johnson has lied
You're not really no bigger and I'm fit to be tied
The pump has succeeded in doing only one thing
Building my biceps like that blonde pop star Sting

Man we're talkin' hunky (maybe I need to take bass lessons)

Dear penis, dear penis I hope that you're happy now
You got a new girl friend who don't look like no cow
Lookin' like a pop star surely proves to us one thing
You don't need no big dick if'n you only can sing

And man we're talkin' famous (groupies and all, jealous guys?)

Dear penis, dear penis I hope things aren't goin' too rough
This pop life's wearin' thin and yer beginning to scuff
I'd give you a break from this here pop star fueled fling
But that would not provide for this happy ending

And man we're talkin' satisfied (just a little sore is all)

 

[forgetunome]

OMG!!!

You are 2 much!!!! LMAO

 

[Guest]

Soup it up!

Try some piranha-head soup.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Jealous Troll.....

It may sound like I wrote it in five minutes -

BECAUSE I DID!!!!!!!

And I can...........

Most can't.

Jealous Troll.

 

[jcgirl]

ROTFLMAO

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[Sparky Kronkite]

And in thought of plagery..........

I of course would think it obvious that this little ditty is based upon the John Prine song "Dear Abbey."

Wouldn't want anyone thinking I was that fucking good at this stuff.

And you know - I can't Rap - just to fucking white. Ah, life's little problems - dick size, skin color......

What can ya do?