Dear Litster, once more

[Januari]

Dear Free to Be,

Because the saga became a seeping infestation and now I have to fumigate.

https://www.elastec.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/gallery-termite-fumigation-tarp.jpg

And yes, I DO live in a castle....or bounce house.

From,

Room 237, The Overlook Hotel

 

[Sexybritches69]

Dear Litsters,

*looks around*

Man, I go on vacation and look what happens...

Love,
Needs a better sitter next time

 

[tnman03]

Dear Litsters,

*looks around*

Man, I go on vacation and look what happens...

Love,
Needs a better sitter next time

Dear Better Sitter Seeker

A padded room, straight jackets and burly orderlies might be more useful at some times. Other times a super stern school teacher who makes everyone have bad flashbacks to school would help too...

A puzzled at senseless drama lister

 

[catherinewheel77]

Dear TL, Rainshine, & BongoGal,

Let’s go on a debauched road trip. Pretty fucking please? First stop: Wolf Creek.

I wanna dispel all those backpacking massacres. Then, off to Guy Pearce’s house.

Hugs and sloppy s,
Cathy

 

[TongueLust]

Dear TL, Rainshine, & BongoGal,

Let’s go on a debauched road trip. Pretty fucking please? First stop: Wolf Creek.

I wanna dispel all those backpacking massacres. Then, off to Guy Pearce’s house.

Hugs and sloppy s,
Cathy

Dear Cathy,

I'm popping a Xanax.

Signed,
Knocked out in the back seat.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Dear DawnODay,

I love your style.

You torment me so!

Love. Lust, and Leather,
Jo

 

[lbradcpa]

Dear voice mail Litster;

It’s odd that I have such anxiety, like an 8th grade boy, and then I hear your voice. Your sweet, sexy voice assured that the world is okay.

Thank you for letting me know that you are okay. You make me better.

Love you. Flannel

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear voice mail Litster;

It’s odd that I have such anxiety, like an 8th grade boy, and then I hear your voice. Your sweet, sexy voice assured that the world is okay.

Thank you for letting me know that you are okay. You make me better.

Love you. Flannel

Dear Flannel,

It is so nice to read such a sweet and romantic note to someone. Makes a girl have hope of finding her own happy ending. Wishing you and VM the best!

Sincerely,

Site tumbleweed.

 

[lbradcpa]

Dear Flannel,

It is so nice to read such a sweet and romantic note to someone. Makes a girl have hope of finding her own happy ending. Wishing you and VM the best!

Sincerely,

Site tumbleweed.

Thank you Miss.

Life is hard and there are some really good people here. I’m fortunate that one has refused to give up on me, even when I’m especially difficult.

Cheers to your Saturday and to our mutual pursuits...hoping you find that one who makes you better and refuses to give up on you!

 

[Shi_One81]

Dear Litster,

I feel like one of these days you’re going to put me in a hole and wear my skin. Please leave me the fuck alone. I don’t like you, you’re mean and nasty and I don’t understand why you keep picking on me. Go the fuck away!

The land whale

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Whale of a Woman,

I know you’re strong and can stick up for yourself. I’ve seen you do it many times.
I’ve also seen this alt (gnocchi!) go after you hard. It sucks.
Stay strong, stay you.

No other point to this, simply lending support,
Fara

 

[tnman03]

Dear Litster,

I feel like one of these days you’re going to put me in a hole and wear my skin. Please leave me the fuck alone. I don’t like you, you’re mean and nasty and I don’t understand why you keep picking on me. Go the fuck away!

The land whale

Dear Whale of a Woman,

I know you’re strong and can stick up for yourself. I’ve seen you do it many times.
I’ve also seen this alt (gnocchi!) go after you hard. It sucks.
Stay strong, stay you.

No other point to this, simply lending support,
Fara

I can't improve on the words Fara just posted.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Dear So not a whale...

It’s the internet, doesn’t matter who you are or what you look like, some cunt will slither out of the woodwork and attempt to make themselves feel better about their own shitty insignificant little lives by trying to knock women down a notch or two...

Soar above it like the glorious goddess you are,

Much love,

Fellow ampic’er with ton of insecurities,

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Litster,

I feel like one of these days you’re going to put me in a hole and wear my skin. Please leave me the fuck alone. I don’t like you, you’re mean and nasty and I don’t understand why you keep picking on me. Go the fuck away!

The land whale

Throw a goat at Trolls. Works every time! I seriously call them a troll and post pictures of goats as a reply to anything they say. Billy goat gruff them.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Good Plan. I always liked that story.

https://a6.typepad.com/6a019103c45ca1970c01b7c7de029e970b-500wi

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear Litster,

Girl, you're so thirsty. It ain't cute.


Sincerely,
Hydrated as Hell

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear HAH,

Be careful not to drown in all that self-righteousness. One never knows what another is going thru.

Signed,

Burning Bush aka tumbleweed.

 

[Suz_anne]

Dear BB,

While I appreciate the advice, you have no idea what you're talking about in this particular situation.

Sincerely,
Just Venting Some Frustration

 

[ydahecnot]

Litster,

I like where that torment is going.

Litster

 

[Shi_One81]

Dear Litster

I hope I don’t come across weird or stalkerish, but I really really really like you. The distance absolutely sucks, but I’d definitely meet you in the middle. I think you’re awesome and hot and I like your hands and other things....okay, now I’m getting a hot flash.

I’m too old to crush this hard

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Litster

I hope I don’t come across weird or stalkerish, but I really really really like you. The distance absolutely sucks, but I’d definitely meet you in the middle. I think you’re awesome and hot and I like your hands and other things....okay, now I’m getting a hot flash.

I’m too old to crush this hard

Old,


Thanks.
*blushing*

Fara

 

[AlwaysFara]

Dear Blushing,

Everyone wants some of you.

Sincerely,
Can swim but not that far

Swim,

Try, beautiful.

Love,
Yeah. You know it.

 

[Richard_C]

Dear Litster,

I could be living in a van down by the river, and I’d still feel I’m in a better place. I’m not living in a van. Also, I’ve seen it on YouTube, people do that. It’s a thing. I shake my head. Sometimes happiness is at the end of a long bumpy road.

Sincerely

Trail Blazer

 

[Violetvixen1]

Dear concerned litsters,

I am alive. I appreciate you.

Flakey Litster

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear concerned litsters,

I am alive. I appreciate you.

Flakey Litster

Dear Alive!

You should be. I stuck enough juice in ya to last forever.

Dr. Frankenstein Litster