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Dear Litster, once more

Dear Litster(s)

Why do you assume you know me? Why do you message me telling me what I want and what I like without connecting first. I know I’m rather chatty and flirty on the threads but it doesn’t mean I’m keen to e-bone just anyone. I’m actually super friendly and will chat with most people. Perhaps keep your pants on and say hi first.

Signed,
Actually really fucking over it

PS It’s poofed pics or no pics 😘🤷🏻‍♀️🌸
 
Dear Litser,

Well done for kicking arse this week.

I set out to prove I wasn't ridiculous quite a long time ago and each day I keep proving you right.

Please accept this weakness in me as a sign of the fallibility of man. In doing so, it will allow me the opportunity to amaze you further with my newly discovered and not so very secret super power.

Yours
💜

Ps Nerdsrule

X
 
Howdy litster,

I see you building others and making space for litsters while you yourself are often misunderstood or overlooked. You are one of my favourite people here and I enjoy watching your interactions (like a creeper). I hope you have found your people 🫂

Yours,
From the shadows
 
Dear Litster,

I could say a lot, however I won't. I have better things to do with my day. I'd also usually not say anything but it's not like you'd figure out this post is about you and it'll feel better to just get this off.my chest.

You're a fucking cunt.

There. That's better.

Yours sincerely,
I can go chill out now Litster.
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
Dear Litster,

I could say a lot, however I won't. I have better things to do with my day. I'd also usually not say anything but it's not like you'd figure out this post is about you and it'll feel better to just get this off.my chest.

You're a fucking cunt.

There. That's better.

Yours sincerely,
I can go chill out now Litster.
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I feel like the Sicilian here (thank God death is not on the line). You said I wouldn't figure out that this post is about me, so it obviously is not about me. But you know that I understand sarcasm so you said that I wouldn't figure it out in a sarcastic manner, so the post is definitely about me. But then you knew that I knew that you knew that I speak sarcasm, so perhaps you said that knowing that I would interpret it as sarcasm and not in English, so it's definitely not about me...
 
I can see right through you now. Took a few weeks but now i see. You are definitely full of shit and it amuses the fuck out of me ;)

No my monkey not my zoo! Good luck with that.
 
LaisDeMarieDeFrance said:
I feel like the Sicilian here (thank God death is not on the line). You said I wouldn't figure out that this post is about me, so it obviously is not about me. But you know that I understand sarcasm so you said that I wouldn't figure it out in a sarcastic manner, so the post is definitely about me. But then you knew that I knew that you knew that I speak sarcasm, so perhaps you said that knowing that I would interpret it as sarcasm and not in English, so it's definitely not about me...
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Er...

My brain hurts trying to figure that out. 🤣
 
AWonkyDonkey said:
Dear Litster,

I could say a lot, however I won't. I have better things to do with my day. I'd also usually not say anything but it's not like you'd figure out this post is about you and it'll feel better to just get this off.my chest.

You're a fucking cunt.

There. That's better.

Yours sincerely,
I can go chill out now Litster.
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It’s about me, isn’t it? I mean I try not to be a cunt…but obviously you’ve figured me out! (BTW my mom says you don’t know me well enough to know that I’m a cunt - so maybe it’s not about me?)

Oh wait…let me move over to the Overthinking thread
 
lacandy said:
It’s about me, isn’t it? I mean I try not to be a cunt…but obviously you’ve figured me out! (BTW my mom says you don’t know me well enough to know that I’m a cunt - so maybe it’s not about me?)

Oh wait…let me move over to the Overthinking thread
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Whoever donkey is talking about is a fucking cunt, so it can't be you cos your typing on lit, unless you are really cool at multi tasking
 
lacandy said:
It’s about me, isn’t it? I mean I try not to be a cunt…but obviously you’ve figured me out! (BTW my mom says you don’t know me well enough to know that I’m a cunt - so maybe it’s not about me?)

Oh wait…let me move over to the Overthinking thread
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Aww it isn't you. Not unless you decide to send me abusive PM's. ;)
LaisDeMarieDeFrance said:
Please avoid iocane powder.
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Thank God for Google otherwise I'd have to sit here looking politely puzzled.
 
Dear Litster,

Oh how I admire you from afar, alas never the twain shall meet...
I love your warmth, kindness, wit and empathy and would feel honoured if you would be a friend.
I would love to send a message but alas I am too shy. So I just look foward to your words and poofs.
Thank you for being you.
 
Dear reluctantly a Litster,

Thank you for 3 amazing adventures, for always finding a way, for loving me so well, for finding joy in the everyday life stuff, for the best massages, for late night hot tub shenanigans, for being the best and most supportive friend, for kinks, for shopping with me even though you hate it, for canoodling, for stopping when I see a big ass panda and want a picture with it and for promises of more to come…

I love u,
PLB
 
Dear old friend Litster,

I am angry at myself for even letting you cross my mind at all. But this diagnosis brought up a fucked-up conversation we had last time I was diagnosed with cancer. I reached out to you before I knew what my outcome would be to thank you for the friendship we once had and no matter where we stood. I would always be grateful for everything. By the time you read my email and decided to go stalk me here on lit. I had found out that it had been caught early and I would most likely have great results.
You snapped at me for using my cancer to try and make you feel bad for me. "you aren't dying so stop trying to make me feel bad"

Never once was that ever my intention. It was simply a closure in case things went badly. But after making me feel like total shit, it did offer me the closure I needed to finally move on and stop missing you.

Today. I don't miss you anymore. I occasionally miss the friendship we once had, but anyone who could say such shitty things reminded me that the friendship was never what I thought it was to begin with.

This time. I wont make that same mistake. While I have no idea what my future holds as this cancer is a lot more scary. You only came up in my thoughts because of the things you said last time. I know that I did everything I could. I won't reach out this time and I won't tell you how much I miss you. I finally do not.
This time. no matter what the outcome. I am happy knowing I did everything I could and if something happens. I won't feel like I didn't do enough.
I will always wish you well even if you turned out to be such a dick.
I hope you have found the life that makes you happy.

Sincerely.
Still an overthinker.
 
SassySheDevil said:
Dear old friend Litster,

I am angry at myself for even letting you cross my mind at all. But this diagnosis brought up a fucked-up conversation we had last time I was diagnosed with cancer. I reached out to you before I knew what my outcome would be to thank you for the friendship we once had and no matter where we stood. I would always be grateful for everything. By the time you read my email and decided to go stalk me here on lit. I had found out that it had been caught early and I would most likely have great results.
You snapped at me for using my cancer to try and make you feel bad for me. "you aren't dying so stop trying to make me feel bad"

Never once was that ever my intention. It was simply a closure in case things went badly. But after making me feel like total shit, it did offer me the closure I needed to finally move on and stop missing you.

Today. I don't miss you anymore. I occasionally miss the friendship we once had, but anyone who could say such shitty things reminded me that the friendship was never what I thought it was to begin with.

This time. I wont make that same mistake. While I have no idea what my future holds as this cancer is a lot more scary. You only came up in my thoughts because of the things you said last time. I know that I did everything I could. I won't reach out this time and I won't tell you how much I miss you. I finally do not.
This time. no matter what the outcome. I am happy knowing I did everything I could and if something happens. I won't feel like I didn't do enough.
I will always wish you well even if you turned out to be such a dick.
I hope you have found the life that makes you happy.

Sincerely.
Still an overthinker.
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Dear Overthinking Litster,

I know this note was for someone else....well 99.99% sure anyway.

I have never really chatted a whole lot with you. But it matters, you know? What people are going through. I see these sorts of posts and I think about what you must be going through.

I may be out of place to say, but, Ima say it anyway. I wish you the very best. And I truly hope that your continued visiting here at Lit is good for you in all the ways that matter, to you.

May the gods and goddeses of smiles and laughter bless you each and every day.

Signed,

Just another Litster that notices things
 
Mrtenant said:
Dear Overthinking Litster,

I know this note was for someone else....well 99.99% sure anyway.

I have never really chatted a whole lot with you. But it matters, you know? What people are going through. I see these sorts of posts and I think about what you must be going through.

I may be out of place to say, but, Ima say it anyway. I wish you the very best. And I truly hope that your continued visiting here at Lit is good for you in all the ways that matter, to you.

May the gods and goddeses of smiles and laughter bless you each and every day.

Signed,

Just another Litster that notices things
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More than another Litster.

Thank you. I appreciate that. Lit seems to be one place that makes me feel like more than whatever is going on with me or in my life. So yes. I will still be here. Especially when I need that normalcy. Going through the breast cancer. I actually had a lot of people just back away because they didn't know what to say. I assume that will happen again. But like I've told those who've asked. There are no right words, so worry less about the words and just treat me like I am more than the cancer.
I'm amazing at pushing people away when I don't know how to deal with something, or I am overwhelmed. But at least this time I am familiar with the process.

I appreciate this. The simplicity of all you said with impactful thoughts. Thank you. :kiss:
 
SassySheDevil said:
More than another Litster.

Thank you. I appreciate that. Lit seems to be one place that makes me feel like more than whatever is going on with me or in my life. So yes. I will still be here. Especially when I need that normalcy. Going through the breast cancer. I actually had a lot of people just back away because they didn't know what to say. I assume that will happen again. But like I've told those who've asked. There are no right words, so worry less about the words and just treat me like I am more than the cancer.
I'm amazing at pushing people away when I don't know how to deal with something, or I am overwhelmed. But at least this time I am familiar with the process.

I appreciate this. The simplicity of all you said with impactful thoughts. Thank you. :kiss:
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Dear More Litster,

What cancer? You are Sassy. 😊
From all who have ever dealt with such things, that is what they have said. I, for one, will say no more about it.

This doesn't mean we're gonna go pick out curtains together, or take warm showers together in the wee hours of the morning.

The Playground is for playing. Game on!

Tag! 🙀 you're it!

Signed

Party on dudes!
 
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