Dear Laurel, Thanks

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For your AH MOD, to watch over us, and keep us safely on the reservation. He's like a kinder gentler Puritan.
 
For your AH MOD, to watch over us, and keep us safely on the reservation. He's like a kinder gentler Puritan.

He (lol)? I thought he was a she.

I look upon the AH Mod as my Guardian Angel protecting me from harm by swooping down to close an out of control thread.

Then, poof with her (or his) magic wand, the thread mysterious disappears. Now, if that's not a miracle, then I don't know what is.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think the AH Mod...is God. Maybe not God of the whole world but she or he is definitely God of the AH board. There's only one higher power than the AH Mod and that's our very own queen. Her Majesty, Queen Laurel.

"Get down on your knees and bow down to the Queen. Long live the Queen! Hail Queen Laurel! Long live the Queen!"

Sorry, I digress.
 
I agree AH MOD is strange and mysterious. The style is Samuel Bard. I imagine he sells shoes in real life and serves as a Salvation Army bell ringer every Christmas (though he wouldn't say Christmas if he had a mouth fulla fruitcake).
 
I agree AH MOD is strange and mysterious. The style is Samuel Bard. I imagine he sells shoes in real life and serves as a Salvation Army bell ringer every Christmas (though he wouldn't say Christmas if he had a mouth fulla fruitcake).

Nah. I picture the AH Mod looking like the Good Witch of Oz, blonde, beautiful, blue-eyed, and busty, much like me.

If the AH Mod is a man, then I picture him dressed all in black with big, black wings. I picture him swooping down from his position on the art deco gargoyle of a 1930's skycraper, ala Bat Man to give fair warning before deleting threads with the swipe of his sword in the way of Archangel Michael.
 
I don't know. I don't consider out and out censorship kind and gentle.

The least he/she could do is leave a trace. "This post was deleted because it violates such and such a rule." Instead we get flat out censorship, which is total bs.

The New and Improved AH--Redacted for delicate egos.

For your AH MOD, to watch over us, and keep us safely on the reservation. He's like a kinder gentler Puritan.
 
He (lol)? I thought he was a she.

I look upon the AH Mod as my Guardian Angel protecting me from harm by swooping down to close an out of control thread.

Then, poof with her (or his) magic wand, the thread mysterious disappears. Now, if that's not a miracle, then I don't know what is.

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think the AH Mod...is God. Maybe not God of the whole world but she or he is definitely God of the AH board. There's only one higher power than the AH Mod and that's our very own queen. Her Majesty, Queen Laurel.

"Get down on your knees and bow down to the Queen. Long live the Queen! Hail Queen Laurel! Long live the Queen!"

Sorry, I digress.

This post perfectly describes what's wrong here now. The new rules allow the trolls to post whatever they want then go 'who me' when people who know everything they have done in the past say anything.

Wait until Scouries drifts back here and realizes what he'll be able to get away with as long as he plays it right.
 
So a woman pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman isn't right?
They made a movie of that, you may remember.

I think he's a man, it's hard to tell on this new cyber world. She could be a woman masquerading as a man or a she-male masquerading as a fe-he-shmale, how would I know?

(excert from "My New Best Friend")
 
So a woman pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman isn't right?
They made a movie of that, you may remember.



(excert from "My New Best Friend")

But that doesn't have a damn thing to do with our Freddie. :rolleyes:
 
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Its all madness but our Pilot found a way to make lemonade of the new rule, poop in a thread till Laurel closes it.
 
So a woman pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman isn't right?
They made a movie of that, you may remember.



(excert from "My New Best Friend")

I think writing as opposite gender as a pen name is far different then acting as another gender on the boards.

Men posing as women here is not uncommon and its pretty damn weird especially when it starts getting into flirting and making sexual remarks, at that point its grossly misleading and not fair to the other party.
 
As our English members will tell you, if we have a mod, we also need a rocker.
 
I for one welcome our new overlords.

Seriously, though, I don't see a problem. A few people here have been shown to be queens of baseless accusations, unproven assertions and diaherra of the mouth. The new moderation seems to be tamping that down a little without stopping any content that's actually useful.

Besides, how hard it is to make general statements and let them find their targets by implication? Fun, safe, legal.
 
Seriously, though, I don't see a problem. A few people here have been shown to be queens of baseless accusations, unproven assertions and diaherra of the mouth. The new moderation seems to be tamping that down a little without stopping any content that's actually useful.

Not that you've been around more than ten minutes to have a clue of forum history, Hands. Of course I've noticed you haven't been shy about jumping in with two club feet before. I think I can be entertained by watching Freddie help you make a fool of yourself with his threads. :)
 
So a woman pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman isn't right?
They made a movie of that, you may remember.



(excert from "My New Best Friend")

Best Movie Ever. Well, top ten best movie ever.
 
Not that you've been around more than ten minutes to have a clue of forum history, Hands. Of course I've noticed you haven't been shy about jumping in with two club feet before. I think I can be entertained by watching Freddie help you make a fool of yourself with his threads. :)

Wonder how much he will approve of the moderation when it comes back on him, which it has once already. He's just too dense to figure out it happened.
 
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